I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After
I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room. The nurse asked for my height and weight, and I
blurted out, "Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds."

While the nurse pondered over this information, my mother
leaned over to me. "Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this is
not the Internet."