Joey's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Joey
seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time
thinking about sex and girls."

The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution,
please advise. I have the same problem with his Father."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A young woman asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. The young woman also announces to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go with him to have
sex for the first time.

Well, the young man is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the young man for about an hour. He tells the young
man everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the young man how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10 pack, or family pack. The young man
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy,
it being his first time and all.

That night, the young man shows up at the young woman's parents
house and meets his friend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you
to meet my parents. Come on in!" The young man goes inside and is
taken to the dinner table where the young woman's parents are seated.

The young man quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute
passes, and the young man is still in deep prayer with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after
20 minutes with his head down, the young woman finally leans over and
whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious."

The young man turns to her and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."