About to marry a woman in her 20's, Mr. Cragin, aged 85, went to
a marriage counsellor and asked how he might keep his prospective
bride happy. Shaking his head, the counsellor could only say: "I
think you should take in a youthful border."
Several months later, the old gent returned to the counsellor and
reported that his new bride was pregnant. "I see you took my advice
about the border," said the counsellor, chuckling.
"Yep," said the octogenarian, "and she's pregnant, too."