An American walks into a bar, grabs a handful of coins out of his
pocket, throws them in the air, pulls a gun and shoots 6 times, and
6 bullets go through the centre of 6 coins - and says: "My name is
Bill... Buffalo Bill".

Right after that, a Russian stands up from behind the bar, pulls his
pants down and everyone can clearly see he has three enormous dicks
hanging down - and says: "My name is Bill... Cherno-Bill"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the maid.
She thought of a plan to take him by surprise. One Friday she told the
maid to take the day off and that night she went into the maid's room,
switched off all the lights and, in pitch darkness, slipped into the
bed.
Sure enough at midnight, there were footsteps and a figure opened the
door and slipped into the maid's bed beside her. After a few
passionate
kisses, the wife suddenly switched on the lights and asked,
"Surprised?"

"I sure am, ma'am!" stammered the chauffeur.