A man walks into a bar and sees a sign, "If you can make my horse
laugh, you get free beer for a week!"
The man thinks, "Oh...cool!" so he goes into the back, whispers into
the horse's ear and the horse starts laughing.
The bartender asks "How'd you do it?!"
The man replies "It's a secret..."
He gets his free beer, and leaves.
The next week he comes back and sees a sign that says, "If you can make
my horse cry, you get free beer for a week!"
So the man goes into the back, whispers into the horse's ear and the
horse starts crying his eyes out.
As the bartender gets him his free beer, he asks, "How'd you do it? My
horse has never laughed or cried before!"
The man replies.."Well, the first time I told him my dick was bigger
than his...the second time I showed him!"
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