Blonde Bride:
On the first day of their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie. With great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.
When she shyly asked him why he was not getting into bed with her to consummate their marriage, he replied, "Because it's Lent."
Almost in tears, she countered, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?
Well, I thought it was funny, and yes, I am a blonde. Lol
Waif
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