Gynaecologist
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist.
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing
you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange..."
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a
plink-plink- plink in the toilet; and when I looked down, the water was full of
pennies."
"I see."
"That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl."
"Uh-huh"
"That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there were
quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm
scared out of my wits!"
The gynaecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's
nothing to be scared about."
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(Still not too late..... delete now!)
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"You're simply going through the change."
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Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it
true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?
'Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suing the fast food restaurants for
making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries,
is that true mister lawyer?"
"Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?"
"Cause what I want to know is, I was thinkin' can I sue
Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept with ?"
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