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From: MSN Nicknamequiet_badger  (Original Message)Sent: 5/27/2003 7:36 PM
Seen, copied and pasted from another fragment of the net for your pleasure....
 
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are on holiday in the North Pole. The blonde weighs 110 pounds, the redhead weighs 130 pounds, and the brunette is 150 pounds. One day, the three of them are on a sleighride.

Suddenly, they see a polar bear behind them. They quickly throw all their luggage behind them, but this doesn't help; the bear is coming closer.

They realize that one of the three will have to sacrifice themselves so that the other two will be able to escape. "You should do it," the blonde says to the brunette, "the bear will need more time to eat you than he'll need to eat me or the redhead."

"I guess you're right," says the brunette and she sacrifices herself.

"Thank God for my brains," the blonde says, but the bear continues the chase.

"Now it's your time," the blonde says to the redhead "you weigh more than me."

"I guess you're right," the redhead says, and she also jumps out and gets killed.

"Thank God for my brains," the blonde says. But still the bear won't stop chasing the sleigh. The blonde really gets mad now and she cries out, "You stupid animal! Just wait a minute! I'll take my gun and blow you to pieces!"


:)qb



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