Dear Tide:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've
used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me
it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties(forties), I find
it even better! In fact, about a month ago! , I spilled some red wine
on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband
started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally
started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and
somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried
to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just
wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a
bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my
surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by
yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative
and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be
considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What
a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being
a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, ! for having such a
great product.
Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
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