My Penis Died Today.......
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> An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a
> Nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
> Nurse Barton asked if there was anything wrong.
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> "Yes, Nurse Barton," said Mr. Goldstein, "My penis died today,
> and I am very sad."
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> Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
> she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my
> condolences."
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> The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with
> his penis hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Barton.
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> "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the
> hall like this. Please put your penis back inside your pajamas."
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> "But, Nurse Barton," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday
> ; that my penis died."
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> "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your
> pajamas?" asked Nurse Barton.
>
> "Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."
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