Social Security

A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security.

After waiting in line for quite a long time he arrived at the counter.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age.

He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.

He told the woman that he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "Will I have to go home and come back now?" he asks.

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."

He opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.

She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," as she processes his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office.

She says, "You should have dropped your pants -- you might have qualified for disability, too."