Subject: help!!!!!!!!!!,the idiots are here
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> >                   IDIOTS AT WORK...
> >                   I was signing the receipt for my credit card
> >       purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed
> >       my name on the back of the credit card.  She informed
> >       me that she could not complete the transaction unless
> >       the card was signed.  When I asked why, she explained
> >       that it was necessary to compare the signature on the
> >       credit card with the signature I just signed on the
> >       receipt.  So I signed the credit card in front of her.
> >       She carefully compared that signature to the one I
> >       signed on the receipt.  As luck would have it, they
> >       matched.
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> >                   IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
> >                   I live in a semi-rural area.  We recently
> >       had a new neighbor call the local township
> >       administrative office to request the removal of the
> >       Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: many deer
> >       were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to
> >       cross there.
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> >                   IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
> >                   My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
> >       ordered a taco.  She asked the individual behind the
> >       counter for "minimal lettuce."  He said he was sorry,
> >       but they only had iceberg.
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> >                   IDIOT SIGHTINGS Sighting #1:
> >                   I was at the airport, checking in at the
> >       gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put
> >       anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"  I
> >       said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I
> >       know?"  He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we
> >       ask."
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> >                   Idiot Sighting #2:
> >                   The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it
> >       is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an
> >       intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when she
> >       asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.  I explained
> >       that it signals to blind people when the light is red.
> >       She responded,  appalled, "What on earth are blind
> >       people doing driving?"
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> >                   Idiot Sighting #3:
> >                   At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear
> >       coworker who is leaving the company due to
> >       "downsizing," our manager spoke up and said,  "this is
> >       fun. We should have lunch like this more often." Not
> >       another word was spoken. We just looked at each other
> >       like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching
> >       truck.
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> >                   Idiot Sighting #4:
> >                   I worked with an Individual who plugged her
> >       power strip back into itself and for the life of her
> >       could not understand why her system  would not turn on.
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> >                   Idiot Sighting #5:
> >                   When my husband and I arrived at an
> >       automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told
> >       that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We
> >       went to the service department and found a mechanic
> >       working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door.
> >       As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively
> >       tried the door handle and discovered it was open.
> >       "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's  open!" "I
> >       know," answered the young man.- "I already got that
> >       side."
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> >                   There, now, don't you feel better?
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