Subject: Fw: Over The Edge
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>> A man returned from a very fancy hospital and was telling his
>> friend all about his experience.
>> Man: The hospital I was in was very specialized.
>> Friend: How so ?
>> Man: They had a food nurse who gave you food. They had a
>> drug nurse who gave you drugs. They had a coffee nurse who
>> gave you coffee. Then there was the head nurse...
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>> "Look" says the beautiful blonde, who loves a bet! "If any
>> one of you can tell me where you live without stuttering
>> I'll let you screw me!"
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>> Quietly confident that no one will win, she turns to Mike
>> "Where do you live?"
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>> "M M M M Murph Murphysboro ..."
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>> "No. You loose." says the beautiful blonde. Turning to
>> the Kevin,  "Okay - where do you live, Kevin?" she asks,
>> trying not to laugh.
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>> "C...C...Car...Carbondale ..."
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>> "Nope. You lose." says the gorgeous woman. "And Bob, where do
>> you live?"
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>> "Carter" blurts out Bob.
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>> "Oh, SHIT!" says the blonde.
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>> A great cheer goes up in the bar and the blonde reluctantly takes
>> him by the hand and leads him upstairs. Once in the bedroom she
>> strips to her underwear, next she takes off her bra exposing a
>> voluptuous bosom.
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>> Finally she slides off her panties then climbs into bed.
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>> Bob, with concentration furrowing his brow, climbs on and goes
>> for glory, and then........... right at the climaxing stroke,
>> he suddenly screams out: "....... v...v...ville!!"
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>> Sarg is delivering newspapers. He knocks on a door, a lady
>> answers, and he says, "Collect... that'll be five dollars."
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>> She says, "I'm a little short on cash, but if you want, I'll
>> give you sex instead."
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>> Sarg says, "All right."
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>> He walks in, she undoes his pants, pulls them down, and there's the
>> biggest dick she's ever seen. Sarg reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls
>> out a handful of huge washers, and starts sliding them onto his dick.
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>> She says, "You don't have to do that...I can take all of it."
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>> Sarg says, "Not for five bucks you can't."
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>> Q: Did you hear about the girl who went on a fishing trip
>>    with 6 guys?
>> A: She came back with a red snapper.
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