...when badger - who had suddenly returned from a Rugby Union tour with Northampton Saints, and doing good deeds such as Punctuation In Need, Blind Dogs for the Guides, Acorn Collecting for Scouts...*Cut by editor*..said to someone or another whom is in this:
'This is just like Alice Through The Looking Glass'
'Why is that?'
'Well we've run, flown, driven, sailed and swam without moving anywhere, nor any further forward at all'.
'Isn't that a cheap plot device stolen from Lewis Carroll?'
'Maybe - but it's better than waking up and realising it's all a dream. Anyway HERE is a really cheap plot device -' and at that moment badger revealed to the ensembled crowd (whom were a disorganised string ensemble that had became a crowd...) a very large -
(to be continued)