...yes...it's an ickle Elf!

They listen as he zooms towards the group on his (t)rusty Elfetta 50 GtiZXRTZDturboSEL.

The Elf approaches at very high speed, leaving a huge dust cloud behind him.

As he gets closer, they notice he's towing a trailer behind his scooter.....

The ickle Elf arrives, drives smack into some nice soft shrubbery (it's very

tricky for a not-too-bright elf to remember where the brakes are) and whizzes

through the air, landing in a green crumpled heap.

Bonzer gets to his feet, dusts himself down, puts his hat straight and wanders

round to the little trailer behind the scooter which has "Elfpress Pizza Delivery"

written on it.

"Hello" he says "Now who ordered the Grand Pan Cheese, rhubarb, banana, chocolate and tuna special with cabbage raspberry ripple topping?"..