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...yes...it's an ickle Elf!

They listen as he zooms towards the group on his (t)rusty Elfetta 50 GtiZXRTZDturboSEL.

The Elf approaches at very high speed, leaving a huge dust cloud behind him.

As he gets closer, they notice he's towing a trailer behind his scooter.....

The ickle Elf arrives, drives smack into some nice soft shrubbery (it's very

tricky for a not-too-bright elf to remember where the brakes are) and whizzes

through the air, landing in a green crumpled heap.

Bonzer gets to his feet, dusts himself down, puts his hat straight and wanders

round to the little trailer behind the scooter which has "Elfpress Pizza Delivery"

"Hello" he says "Now who ordered the Grand Pan Cheese, rhubarb, banana, chocolate and tuna special with cabbage raspberry ripple topping?"..

...when badger - who had suddenly returned from a Rugby Union tour with Northampton Saints, and doing good deeds such as Punctuation In Need, Blind Dogs for the Guides, Acorn Collecting for Scouts...*Cut by editor*..said to someone or another whom is in this:

'This is just like Alice Through The Looking Glass'

'Well we've run, flown, driven, sailed and swam without moving anywhere, nor any further forward at all'.

'Isn't that a cheap plot device stolen from Lewis Carroll?'

'Maybe - but it's better than waking up and realising it's all a dream. Anyway HERE is a really cheap plot device -' and at that moment badger revealed to the ensembled crowd (whom were a disorganised string ensemble that had became a crowd...) a very large -

.....Badger (the hero of the day - at off-peak periods only, subject to contract terms, minimum period applies) unfurled a raffia tablemat (fromsponsors Raffia 4 U) that was conveniently the same size as a small airstrip, and amazingly had little blinking lights on it too.....(I'd write more but this raffia tablemat-and-keyboard all-in-one is uncomfortable on me paws....)......

...........Just then the phone on the wall started to ring, everyone looked round wondering who would be calling a public phone???, asheepdog, irritated by the ringing said "well, is someone gonna get that?" but before she could finish, in runs Compoet!!, followed avidly by a tall guy in a black cape, brandishing a banana!!!, (a vampyr)!!!, Compoet barely has time to say "sorry, the nebukednezza needs me", then promptly picks up the phone, and disappears infront of everyones eyes, just in time before the vampyr shoots his banana and narrowly misses!!!, splattering the wall severly!................................ what will the vampyr do next? will Compoet return??, who's round is it??? and will badger ever get his beloved pork scratchins????? ...................................................

To Be Continued.....................

"Don't panic" interrupted Tiger, "I radioed for a refuelling plane to meet us here, been running on vapour for the last 45 minutes!�?/SPAN>

“Two fings I fink I should point out tho�?

“Firstly I’ve never refuelled the right way up, let alone upside down before.

Secondly Kav said I gotta have this thing back on the ATC Forecourt before the Friday evening meeting�?/SPAN>

“Oh! He mentioned something else about this plane too, didn’t quite catch it all coz of the noise, but I heard something about AIRWORTHY while kav was shaking his head!

Tiger became very quiet as he linked with the refuelling plane and shouted in the radio (Actually a walky talky supplied by the sponsors of this section of the story, A. Daley Electricks UnLtd) “FILL ‘ER UP�?/SPAN>

Just as the refuelling plane started to move away a loud thud was heard, like something landing on the top (Underside) of the Plane. “Anyone any good at wing walking,�?said Tiger. “Only they said they had a spare copy of the aircraft manual I could borrow�?/SPAN>

Everyone stopped talking and gasped. And then…�?

To be wassanamed�?.

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