Yup, seems a like a lifetime, eh Jim? And so the intrepid gang, beating Badger off the pork scratchings with a joss stick, and rescuing Elf from the pizza kitchens - remarkably reluctant to be rescued, he was, too! - were welcomed by Mark, not an alien but in green alien disguise - he's really Mark 007, secret agent, come to retrieve from Pog (003.5), the Amstrad de-coder that he nicked from HQ ! "You have to grow up a bit first, Pog, or at least attain level 003.8 before you can use that" said Mark in his best chastising tone, looking down his nose (and arm, as Pog's a bit on the small side). "Where are you lot off to?" asked Mark, and the gang all yelled "Bristol" <see page 1, when the plot was young>. "Too bad, said Mark, "We're heading for Kendal". "Oooooo000000ooooooooh" yodelled Badger "Mint Cake - yummmmmmmm" and he licked his bristly whiskers in anticipation. "Well, that's closer to home than we've been so far" chorused the rest! And without further ado, Mark 007 set course, using the alien-like controls, for the North West of UK. However, as the intrepid bunch have already discovered, the course of this plot is tortuous, to say the least, so they weren't unduly alarmed when ......
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