WIND IN THE ANGLIAN WILLOWS (....Jackanory it ain't..........)
(- editors comments by asheepdog)
- This came about after the suggestion of putting sheep in a boat - and quite frankly, I'm surprised that no-one has heard of this (true) story. It was told to me by a second cousin of a seventh relative and ninth descendent of the Marquis of Granby in a pub called the Marquis of Gra- ......anyway...
Wind in the Willows, with Pog, Badger, and Sheep
A sheep in a boat?.... well, allow me to explain.......
( asheepdog : hebridean sheep travel by boat
quiet_badger : commuter sheep travel by connex)
one springy morn, badge, pog and sheep, who all liver under the broads in a nuclear bunker........
(asheepdog : dug out by the badger of course)
naturally - my family are contractors..........seen the channel tunnel??? it's an inside job.......
(asheepdog : ya eejit ! asheepdog steals up behind badger and gives his jester's stick a shake - so .... we live under a bunker ? - sheeeeeesh what's wrong wiv IN a bunker ?)
(QB: memo to self - must hire new literary editor and agent)
so......they decided to brave the litter and diesel fumes and go for a boat ride to Bristol - via. a Little Chef on the M25 - after all it was a LONG ride to Bristol, and food doesn't exist over there........they were about to set off - when along came Ms Leaf of Leafy Hall....... Ms Leaf was riding her leafmobile - a 1979 ford cortina with authentic fluffy dice and 8 track......
To Be Continued....
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