Pog takes Badger into his confidense and informs him of the dastardly plan to flood Bury St Edmunds with counterfeet Swedish Meatballs(eller Kottbullar i Svensk!)..

Meanwhile hidden deep up a Norwegian’s ffjord(painful!) the dark lord of St Petersburg –Admiral Elka- waits impatiently aboard the S.S. IKEA for an impotent message frum agent Tbone(on steak out again!).

The radar blips�?.blip..blip.blop.!

‘Ships approaching Capting�?whispers ensign xjr in sutch a delishush and seductive voice that Admiral Elka goes weak at the knees!

‘Vat kind ov sheeps?�?says Elka.

‘Vat kind ov sheeps?-‘but I don’t understand Capting!�?says xjr-

‘Vy?�?says Admirable Elka ’are you stooped ?�?

‘No capting!�?says xjr ‘just that you’re speaking Swedish again- and you know lootenant Capps gits upset if people don’t speak American!�?/P>

‘Anyways up-what kinda sheeps iz et endsign?�?‘battlecruisers-freighters- coastguards?�?/P>

‘No capting !- I don’t believe it myself !- Itsa!..- Itsa!..�?Itsa…………………�?.…�?/P>

‘Spit eat owt man!�?exclaims the Admirable.

‘It’s a submarine- called H.M.S. Sheepdog!�?/P>

‘Oh Nine-nine-nine! �?cries Elka�?my greatest nightmare has happened !…�?

Sheepdog’s of the starbored bow�?starbored bow…�?.starbored bow!�?/P>

‘It’s a Life(boat) Jim(bob) but not as we know it!�?

‘Afast me harties- splice the missen and anchor the main brakes !- nobody leaves the S.S. IKEA �?I know of your cunning plan!�?/P>

‘You can’t get away with it !�?woof woof!).

‘Voof !.voof ! vat ez dat all about!’’she maybe fishes !�?�?I shal haf to zurerender ! before she bitez me and she may not like ze taste of swede!!!!�?thinks Admirable Elka.(which is something she doesn’t do often in case it turns into a habit- I feel a nun joke on the way frum QB!)

Xjr says�?scuse me capting we must a mole onboard !�? �?Nine�?replies Elka ‘but I haf  knot velt happy bout ze quiet badger who came aboard at Harwich!�?/P>

So the brave krew of the Supersub Sheepdog handcuff their prisoners as xjr cries ‘tighter please!�?and �?can I be the cabin boy this time?�?/P>