Where's the soddin ores, said Asheepdog, (she as a way wiv words).

 

I didn't think to bring any Essex Lassies, said Pog (coz everyone else in the story had all gone behind a bush for a pee, after the visit to the pub).

 

Just then, A bus stopped right in front of them, with an eeiry Number plate, B 4 MSN, and a strange looking being in a tight fitting little Blue and Red number said, Are these of any use to anyone? Got caught in me web earlier, not sure what they are! The stranger handed Pog what appeared to be Red and White Roadworks Barracadeythingys.

 

Everyone looked in confusion at the thingys (for short). Meanwhile the Stranger departed in a flash shouting "Want tickets to my new movie" and was off into a tree somewhere (No walls here).

 

Quiet badger returning from behind a bush said, They even put Eletramatic Paw driers in the bushes now, Looked at the Thingys and said, we could use them for Ores.