.........as he saw a consignment of illicit Dutch Lemsip smuggled in tuplips disguised as windwills stuffed inside edams made from wooden clogs.  Anyway, they politely declined ms leafy's offer of a free ride in the motor car, (I mean a lift to Bristol) as it would completely ruin the whole story.  So leafy sped off - (but does re-appear later, OK???)

 

.....so they finally left the remote and isolated wilderness of Norwich City Centre on a Saturday afternoon, and travelled down the gutter beside the A11, passing such sights as the Attleborough flyover, and admiring the view of the Tacoleston transmitter mast........when they entered the wild woods of Thetford.......when they were attacked by Robin Hood.

 

After realising that it was not only the wrong forest, but also a different tale altogether, they arrived at the toll both near to the Newmarket Little Chef (PRODUCT PLACEMENT & FREE PLUG - EAT AT LITTLE CHEF - SPONSORS OF THIS PART OF THE STORY - REMEMBER YOU'LL NEVER FORGET BEING LITTLE CHEF-FED AS YOU LIE SICK IN YOUR BED......)

 

Pog gave the man* at the toll booth (* wurzel- guest appearence courtesy of Highways Agency Artistes Management and South-West Regional Development Council) a sticky £5 note.

'Why did you do that?' said sheep.

'Well I read it somewhere', said Pog, '...that when you go sailing, you wrap up your money in honey - Look'

..and they all looked at the Book of Sailing by Owl & Pussycat Publishing.

 

and so they journeyed on ..............but near Leaf hall nasty things were afoot, as Ian,  the foul smelling Grot Gnome of Godmanchester, and therefore general evil panto villan (now appearing oppisite Anne Diamond in the Epsom Teahouse and McDonalds drive-thru theatre - sponsors of this section of the story - bite-sized Shakespeare with a choice of bland literary dips for only 99p - open until late on Fridays, as advertised on BBC Radio4) was plotting to team up with the Daleks, Blofeld and Carol Voderman (whom I must say is very cheap to hire  - for stories of course)  to take over leaf hall.

 

As they sat there in the local pub - 'The Cheese and Onion' (The Cheese & Onion and sister pub The Rot 'n' Veg - sponsors of the last paragraph - Traditional 'meat drowning in Lard' dishes our speciality only 3 hours from this cinema, food poisioning subject to 17.5% VAT surcharge, all major credit cards accepted and forged).