Say It S-l-o-w-l-y
A man and woman were driving their RV across Florida and were nearing a town
called Kissimmee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to
pronounce it -- KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME? They grew more perplexed as
they drove into the town. Since they were hungry, they pulled into a
restaurant to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress; we
can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell
me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand?'
The woman looked at him and said; 'Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng.'