Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?'
'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex.'
'Social Security sex?'
'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!'
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, 'I've got a big problem,
Doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this
Ear splitting yell.' 'My dear, the shrink said, 'that's completely natural. I don't see what
The problem is.' 'The problem is,' she complained, 'it wakes me up!'
QUIET SEX
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife
During a recent lovemaking session, 'How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?'
She glanced at him casually and replied, 'You're not home!'
A man was in a terrible accident, and his 'manhood' was mangled and torn
From his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for small, $6,500 for 'medium, $14,000 for 'large.'
The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged
Him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man
Called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. 'Well, what have the two of you decided?' asked the doctor.
The man answered, 'She'd rather remodel the kitchen.'
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