[Backstage, we see Bryan Williams entering the arena with his bags, and right in front of him stands Dangerously, who looks haggard and even run down. His arms are crossed.

Bryan: "Hey Nic."

NED: "Hi."

Bryan: "What's u-"

NED: "Where is she?"

Bryan: "I have everything under control. Everything. Don't worry. No betrayal by Bryan Williams. Bryan Williamsequals Dangerously's friend. You can count on that."

NED: "Can I count on *you* to take care of her?"

[Bryan freezes, and looks dead in NED's eyes.

Bryan: "Hell yes you can count on me to take card of her."

[Bryan slinks by, as NED turns to follow him with a gaze.

Backstage in their locker room stuffing their fat little faces we see Teh Slaxors.

PJ: Bub wht or you hangful for?

Spitting food out with every messed up word.

Bob: FOOOOODDDD!!!

The camera pans back over to PJ Curtis and we see Turkey and stuffing all over his face.

Bob: PJ, we're on TV man quit being so messy.

PJ: It was your fault!

Bob: That's neither here nor there. Look!

PJ looks behind him as Bob snags his pumpkin pie. PJ turns back around.

PJ: There's nothing there...wait a second...soemthing's missing.

Bob, with cheeks puffed out on both sides just shrugs while slowly chewing the entire piece of pie he just stole.

Jacob: Well…Here’s two guys with a lot of history of history with each others history.

Joey: uh…exactly.

CM and Ace are standing in the ring.

Joey: Here we go!

The bell rings and CM runs at Ace, while Ace was caught taking off his shirt, with both arms tied up in the shirt CM lands a front dropkick to the face of Hart knocking him back into the corner. CM quickly gets back to his feet and pulls the shirt completely over Ace’s head and starts laying in chop after chop until his chest becomes red. CM gives Ace a couple kicks to the gut causing him to slowly slink down in the corner, a couple more kicks before CM, Jeff Hardy style jumps up with a hand stand on the top rope and comes down with a dropkick to the chest and face of Ace Hart. CM rolls under the bottom rope to the apron as Ace Hart completely rolls out of the ring and finally throws his shirt off into the crowd. Ace turns around just in time to see CM bouncing off the middle rope for an Asai moonsault. Ace somehow with his superior strength advantage catches CM across his shoulder and rams him into the ring post. CM falls flat on his face from Ace’s shoulder as Ace rolls in and out of the ring to break the count.

Jacob: You know what? Count outs are stupid.

Joey: Stupid?

Jacob: Yes! I mean hat good are they? The only time they’re ever used in a match is to make an easy way for a lame ass draw, and people *hate* that. Especially in Indy wrestling. They want a clear winner, screw a count out!

Joey: Well…I actually agree with you.

Jacob: Good! No more stupid count outs!

CM is up on one knee with his back against the guard rail as Ace comes forward with a few heavy punches before standing CM up to his feet and dumping him over the guard rail into the crowd. Ace grabs a chair and smacks CM in the back with it from the other side before he too climbs over the guard rail. Ace lays in one more shot while CM was on all fours with the chair before reaching over the guard rail and snatching a microphone from the ring announcer. Ace smacks CM in the back of the head with the mic and kicks him in the side as CM begins to crawl away, then standing up and stumbling off through the crowd with Ace Hart behind him.

Ace: Come on Mr. Number One Contender! Is that all a Synergy guy has these days? HUH!?

Ace throws the chair down the walkway and hits CM in the back of the neck with the mic knocking him down face first on the concrete floor.

Ace: Is this all the little protege of my no good son has to offer? H*ACK*

Ace got nailed in the gut by a CM up kick as Ace doubles over CM kicks him in the face knocking him back. CM finally gets back up and takes the mic away from Ace.

CM: I don’t know who in their right mind would give you a microphone, but they need to get whapped!

CM tosses the mic behind his back as it lands in front of the popcorn vender. CM picks Ace back up off the floor by the hair and starts running through the open walkway before slamming Ace face first through the glass on the popcorn stand.

Jacob: Violence!

Ace crumbles to the ground as CM looks around and finds a table nearby, so he decides to set it up beneath a wooden platform where the speakers and a few fans stand. CM turns back around to see Ace still on the ground holding his face. CM looks around and finds a stray chair, and tosses it up onto the platform above before picking up Ace and dragging him around to the set of steps on the other side of the elevated stage. CM drags Hart up with him before Ace nails a elbow to the gut from CM, then picks up the chair and hits CM in the gut again. CM doubles over and Ace uppercuts him with the top of the chair. CM straightens upright and almost falls off the stage through the table. Ace hits CM in he gut again with the chair as CM doubles over. Ace drops the chair and steps over the back of CM’s neck, hooks both arms and jumps off the stage with a Paragon through the table.

Jacob: PEPSI PLUNGE THROUGH A TABLE!

Joey: Err…PARAGON THROUGH A TABLE!

Jacob: OKAY THEN!

"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"

CM lays in a mess of splinters and chunks of wood as Ace slowly gets up limping a little bit as he heads back down towards the ring. Ace flings himself over the guard rail, landing on the ground on his back. He looks over and grabs another mic from under the table and slowly pulls himself up where he rolls into the ring. Ace leans up against the corner, sitting on the mat breathing heavily into the microphone.

Ace: ..You…You see what happens? Christian…Christian Michaels just found out the hard way. Just like-

Tear Away by Drowning Pool all of a sudden erupts as the crowd comes to their feet at the arrival of XAW.

Jacob: Somebody get the wheelchairs ready. These two old farts about to break a hip or two!

XAW comes strolling down the aisle way with a cigarette in mouth and a fifth of Jack in hand. Xander takes a swig from the Jack then a drag from the smoke before tossing them both aside and sliding into the ring. He gets up to his knees and is met with several punches from Ace Hart. XAW with a low blow backing Hart off giving him time to get up to his feet. Ace stumbles away and turns around to get kicked in the gut, and a DDT. Xander rolls over on top of Ace and starts laying in several right hands to the face before Hart rolls XAW over, getting on top where he now lays in the rights. XAW rolls Ace over, and both men tumble through the ropes to the floor. Ace is on top, Xander reaches over grabbing at something under the ring. Ace isn’t paying attention and just laying in heavy shots…XANDER WITH A WHISKEY BOTTLE SMASHING OVER HART’S HEAD!

Joey: DAMN!

Jacob: RON SIMMONS!?

Ace falls off of XAW holding the side of his whiskey soaked head as Xander staggers up to his feet and stumbles off into the ring apron, pulling out another cigarette and lighting it up. Xander falls back down sitting next to Hart, where he decides he’s going to put the cigarette out on Hart’s face. Ace reaches up trying to stop it. Ace is struggling. XAW is on top pushing the cigarette down closer and closer into Hart’s face.

Joey: OH MY GOD!

Ace starts screaming as XAW starts smiling like he just found a secret stash of Jack. We quickly cut to a commercial break with ace Hart rolling around on the ground clutching his eye.

[Bryan is hanging out in the Synergy lockerroom. He's enjoying the Miller Lite, the Fine Pastries, and even a bit of Jack and W2Kola here and there. Heh.

Bryan: "Man, this is the life."

[A knock at the door, as he drops a half eaten pastry.

Bryan: "Om Inum."

[No one answers. He swallows.

Bryan: "COME IN!"

[The door opens, and there's Serenity. She burst in and sees no one, and they hug.

Serenity: "Sometimes I don't know if I'm in a soap opera or a horror movie."

[Bryan looks down at her, with a cheesy smile.

Bryan: "More like a fairy tale, perhaps?"

Serenity: "Aw-'

[The sound of a throat clearing. They look to the door, and Bryan moves Serenity behind him. In saunters Nic E Dangerously. He walks over to the Synergy table and sees the half drank drinks, and the food bitten off.

NED: "You two on a date or something?"

Bryan: "You got the wrong idea-"

NED: "No, I did have the wrong idea. But now, it's all making sense. Isn't it. Serena?"

[He grins a forced smile and knocks the glass bottles over onto the floor with a crash. His head shakes.

NED: "Bryan, Bryan. You thought you could pull one over ol' Dangerously, huh? Kid, I don't know where you're from. Infact, I don't even really know who you are. But I thought we had an understanding. See around here, it's my interests that are protected-"

Bryan: "Maybe if you picked ONE interest, none of this would have happened-"

NED: "Don't lecture me, boy. I can snap you like a twig. Infact, I think I will be. Right in front of your new girlfriend."

[Bryan doesn't say anything, but he doesn't move out from in front of Serenity. NED turns to walk away, but stops.

NED: "Tell me, Bryan. How's it feel to be sleeping with half of Professional Wrestling right now?"

[Bryan's eyes just narrow. NED chuckles.

NED: "Yeah, yeah I didn't think it'd feel too good. Perk up kid."

[NED taps Bryan on the jaw with his fist.

NED: "You're about to become famous."

And NED exits.

We see Angeluuci and Kutter Flash standing backstage.

Angeluuci: Hey Kutter, what are you thankful for?

Kutter just shakes his head.

Angeluuci: Aww, come on big guy! You gotta be thankful for something!

Kutter just shrugs.

Angeluuci: Like...Babies?

Kutter looks at him like he's crazy.

Angeluuci: How about...tag team titles?

Kutter somewhat shrugs, maybe Angeluuci's starting to break him down?

Angeluuci: What abooouuutt...

Mike steps out of the scene as Kutter's eyes light up and he starts rubbing his hands together.

Kutter: Now that's something to be thankful for!

THe camera turns to see Angeluuci holding one of Amber's DVD's and a poster of Alia Starr in a bikini.

Backstage we see Rot and Palsied standing in front of a very fake looking turkey dinner set up on a table.

Palsied: Rot, tell us what you're thankful for.

Rot: Well Palsied. I'm thankful for being given such an easy opportunity at winning the tag team titles this Sunday at Soul Survivor. How about you?

Palsied: I'm thankful for Amber Michaels porno. For Amber Michaels breast implants, edible panties worn by Amber...hey where are you going?

Palsied notices that Rot just slowly backed out of the scene while pointing behind him as a shadow casts over Palsied. Palsied turns around and sees Synergy looming over him, NED and Damo stand there as XAW stands in the center with a bottle of whiskey in hand.

Palsied: I uh...forgot something...over there.

Palsied attempts to bail out but Damo wraps his arm around his neck, what a big ol teddy bear he is!

Palsied: ACK *gag* *cough* you soken e *sputter*

Damo: Hmm?

NED: I'll tell you what I'm thankful for. I'm thankful for untrustworthy people. I'm thankful for low life guys that sneak around behind your back and screw you over. I'm thankful for people like Bryan Williams that give me the...*fake tear* The motivation to go on. I'm thankful I know how to hurt people. I'm also thankful that guys like this.

Nic slaps Palsied in the chest causing his face to turn even redder.

NED: I'm also thankful for violence and broken bones, two things a certain indiviual is going to be very familiar with by the end of the night, and I'm thankful for lame settings to an even lamer promo that I can use to get my point across. Come on guys.

Damo tosses Palsied aside as he and Nic leave the scene. Leaving XAW to stand there next to Palsied.

XAW: Me? I'm Thankful For Hookers And Booze!

XAW tips up the bottle of jack almost draining what was left of it.

XAW: Chin up Kid!

Palsied almost chokes on XAW's breath as he walks by.

Palsied: What the heck was their problem.

Palsied says while rubbing his chest and his neck.

Backstage we see Serenity.

Serenity: You know what I'm thankful for? I'm thankful for my Bryan and not Nicky, who is a complete jerk. I'm thankful for being soooo much better looking than the rest of the dogs I have to get in the ring with. I'm thankful for being Serenity, cause let's face it. Being Serenity is just so much better than being you, duh. I'm also thankful for being the next W2K Championess when oul Survivor rolls around. That is all.

Serenity smiles, it's filled with pure E V I L though, but she's pretty. :)

[The rumbling sound of "King Nothing" is just fading away as we come back to RAGE from a small break. Bryan Williams is in the corner opposite of Dangerously, and NED is being checked for forieng objects by the ref.

Jake: "I think we're all predicting a Bryan Williams Blow out in this match."

Joey: "Uh... okay."

Jake: "C'mon. It's NED for crying out loud. He'll retire mid match and turn out the lights on his way out."

[ The bell rings, and neither shy away as they lock up, and NED gets the upper hand, pushing Bryan into the corner, and lifting his boot for several kicks, Bryan doubles over, and gets hip tossed to the center of the ring, but rolls to his feet and catches NED in a snap mare-

Joey: "Dangerously and Williams are about the same height, but Dangerously has about thirty or so more pounds than Williams."

Jake: "Maybe Dangerously should cut Taco bell from his diet for a few weeks."

[ NED flips over Bryan, and gets a headlock, Bryan jumps to bring NED to his feet, and NED goes for a couple elbows that Bryan dodges... NED slinks to grab a waist lock on Bryan and gets it, head still cranked, but NED lifts him and runs back in a stumble to bring Bryan up face first onto the turnbuckle!! Bryan lets go of NED, and shakes off the webs, and NED whips him, Bryan reverses it, and it's reversed again- but Bryan hits anc omes out fast with a spinning heel kick that nails NED- NED gains his bearings quick and Bryan kicks, NED doubles over and Bryan goes for a double underhook- but NED back bodies and drops Bryan on his back... he rolls up and catches NED for a Side Russian Leg Sweep, and when he goes down bryan shoots back up, as NED hastens his comeback, Bryan comes at him with a "Shinging Wizard", and smacks NED in the face with his foot!

Joey: "I don't think Dangerously was expecting Bryan to be in this much control when he forced this match earlier."

Jake: "Yeah... you'd think a ten year veteran would know better."

Joey: "I sense some sarcasm.'

[ Bryan grabs NED's arm, and puts on the bar, and twists him again into a kicking hip toss, and NED is back down and wraps up the arms for a sleeper- NED's arms flial, and Bryan tries to keep him off his feet, but NED gets a foot under him and pushes up and comes back down for a modified Jawbreaker! Bryan stumbles away, but NED grabs him and spins him around for a "Deus Ex Machina"-

Jake: "Dammit-"

Joey; "Could be over!"

[But Bryan reverses it into a DDT and plants NED. Bryan whisls over and covers- ONE! TWO! NO! Dangerously kicks, and they head back up into another lock up but Bryan ducks his head for a Northern Lights variation- which was the wrong move, because NED lets go of his arms and grabs him in a gutwrench up... and BACk down in a backbreaker on his knee.... like so!

Joey: "Oh, that took the spunk out of Serenity's new lover!"

[NED covers- ONE! TWO! NO! Bryan kicks out... to some cheers.

Jake: "Screw some hot chick and the fans love you. They wouldn't even be fighting over this is Serenity saw me. She'd of ditched both."

[NED rips him up to his feet into a short arm, but Bryan ducks it, and sends a knee into NED's gut. Bryan then dodges NED for what could be a powerbomb or pile driver, but NED shoves him back into the corner with multiple shoulder blocks, over and over, as Bryan jumps with each on, and NED sends a fifth, and Bryan spits... he drops to his knees, but NED grabs him by the head and plants him back on his feet and goes for a chop...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[And another...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Joey: "Dangerously giving Bryan some marks..."

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[NED goes for another, but stops himself, and then sends an elbow into Bryan's face. He grabs his head again, and yells something at him and then spins him and smashes him headfirst into the turnbuckle! NED whips him across the ring but Bryan holds on for his own short arm, but NED catches him and goes for a spinebuster, but Bryan swings the weight and hits another DDT!!! Bryan takes a few second,s but rolls for the cover- ONE! TWO! NO!!!

Joey: "In either case, it's not th eblow out you expected."

Jake: "It's okay. As long as Bryan doesn't dedicated this match to his new girlfirend, I won't get sick."

[NEd kicked, and rolls up to sitting. Bryan pushes up on all fours, and NED sees his chance. Bryan pushes up, and NEd grabs him and brings him positioned for a "Jagged Reality".... but Bryan unloops his arms, and grabs NED's legs, pulling out the carpet and NED falls back- Bryan rolls him with the legs for a Boston Crab- but NED grabs the nearest rope and pulls himself to the outside apron...

He goes to his feet, and Bryan comes at him- and hits a Frankenstiener, bringing NEd back into the ring...

Joey: "That's one way to say you're wanting to keep the match going!"

[Bryan slides on another cover- ONE! TWO! NO!!! Bryan brings NED up to his feet, and is whisked up in a Tilt a Whirl sideslam, NED brings back the leg- ONE! TWO! NOO! Bryan rolls out of it after the kick out, and NED rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair.

Jake: "Okay, someone's going to the hospital. That's what we want. END TO JOBBERS! Best part is, no matter which one gets hurt in this match, the fans are the winners."

Joey: "... did you have a bad childhood?"

Jake: "I HAD A WONDERFUL CHILDHOOD!!"

[ NED comes in with the chair and comes to a stand... he raises it up as Bryan comes up, and NED comes to bring it down but out of freakin no where, Bryan hits a drop kick, bouncing it off NED's head and the chair goes down to the canvas!! NED falls into the ropes and shakes off the webs, and Bryan has the chair and comes at him- NED moves and it bounces off the top and nails Bryan in the forehead- Bryan shuffles off, but keeps ahold of the steel...

Jake: "DOES NO ONE NOT KNOW HOW TO USE A WEAPON?"

[ NED comes over to Bryan and turns him around- Bryan whisks the chair around an dbats it down in an arc, and NED sways- swings and falls face first. Bryan drops the chair, and brings NED up for the "The Riot '06"... and as the double underhooks comes, NED powers back- and grabs Bryan, bringing him back and up for the "Kryptonite Krunch"... NED turns and walks him over to the chair- and CRASHES him... he lets go, however, and stumbles up to his feet, and grabs the chair.

Jake: "Hey, whatever happened to DQ's?"

Joey: "Eh, it's up to the ref I guess."

[ NED waits for Bryan to stir, and goes to rasies the chair.

Joey: "Bryan Williams calls San Antonio his home, so this is somewhat a civil war with the fans."

Jake: "Yeah it's an okay city."

[NED cracks it on the small of Bryans back, and he falls back down. NED grins with a huff of a chuckle, and then sizes him up again... He uses his foot to help prop Bryan up on his knees, and even kneels down....

Joey: "And here comes the woman in question."

Jake: "Sigh. I might as well watch General Hospital."

[NED seens Serenity comeing down, and he grins. He turns Bryan's head with his hands and points to eher with the chair. Her or you, NED asks. Bryan is in a bit of pain, but NED soars up to his feet, and goes to nail Bryan between the eyes- but someone grabs the chair to some cheers- and NED spins- Serenity ran in and grabbed the steel.

Joey: "Oh my god, i think this is what Dangerously wanted..."

[NED drops the chair, and grabs Serenity by the hair, and points at her, yelling... Serenity goes to fight him off but Dangerously is massive compared... NED has her cornered, and Bryan grabs the chair and comes at him- but NED is facing the Jumbotron... and he moves- ducking out of the way as Serenity sees it coming and CRACK!!!!

Joey: "OH MY GOD!"

Jake: "YES! PUT HER IN HER PLACE! YEAAAAAAAAAH! Finally some action!"

Joey: "Serenity was just leveled with that steel chair!!! by Bryan Williams! MY GOD!"

[NED is laughing in the next corner, as Bryan drops the chair and checks on Serenity, trying to get her to come to... he's freaking out alittle bit, and he looks back and sees NED laughing- NED's getting heckled by some of the crowd, and Bryan lays Srenity back down on the match and goes for the chair- one of the fans is stupid and lets NED know what's coming- he spins and kicks out his foot- Bryan doubles over and drops the chair. NED grabs him by the head, and screamins something at him, and spins him around like a rag dog in a circle, and positions him for the "Jagged Reality"!!

Joey: "ON THE CHAIR! ON THE CHAIR!"

[ Dangerously pedigress him on the chair, and laughs again, rolling him over and haphazardly pinning him- ONE! TWO! THREE! The bell rings, as NED stands up with his arm raised. He rips his arm away from the ref, and the bell rings again as NED places Bryan's head in side the fold of the chair, and stomps- Bryan kicks, and NED hits it again with a stomp! The crowd shivers, as Bryan tries to roll, but NED stomps again, and this time, Bryan shoots out of the chair, rolling in agony... Dangerously grabs the chair, and follows, looking down at Bryan, and brushes the hair out of his ees.

Joey: "BRYAN WILLIAMS IS BUSTED OPEN!"

[Again the bell rings... and again... but NED plops the chair down in front of Bryan, and kneels down, grabbing his head, and putting his finger into the gash.

Jake: "Ew.... Dangerously, do this on your own time-"

Joey: "What is that Sadist doing?!"

[NED takes the finger, and scrawls on the chair- and puts Bryan's face into it. He stands back up, and shakes his head at the Romeo and Juliet of W2K.

Joey: "What's it say? I can't make it out on my monitor!"

Jake: "It says... "BW + SC 4EVER". How sweet."

["King Nothing" rumbles, as Dangerously tumbles out of the ring, and heads up the ramp, looking at Bryan lifting his head and staring him down...

Joey: : "Will Bryan get even at Soul Survivor?! WILL I STILL HAVE A JOB THEN?!"

We come back from a commercial break to see Ace Hart in the trainers office with his eye all bandaged up, looking to be in severe pain as some trainers and a doctor stand in front of him.

"I TOLD HIM NOT TO FUCK WITH ME!"

A crowd of people form together as we now see XAW trying to get back at Hart. Ace jumps up off the trainers table and tries going after XAW. Finally we see NED and Damo appear to drag away XAW who’s screaming obscenities at Ace Hart.

Ace Hart: ME AND YOU XANDER!! ME AND YOU AT THE PAY PER VIEW!!

XAW: YOU’RE ON YOU PUNK!

And we switch back to the announcers table.

Joey: Holy crap! Well we all hope Ace isn’t going to suffer any permanent damage from that cigarette burn to the eye from Xander.

Jacob: Don’t speak for me. Screw his stupid little eye. I should go back there and Prodigal Drop him on a hot coal.

Joey: Well…I hope his eye is okay.

Jacob: Hater.

Joey: Fans. We’ll be back right after this!

Fade to commercial.

Serenity and Summer stand in one corner as Tyna and Amber stand in the far corner. Bell rings.

Jacob: Well this should be interesting. We got a porn star a vindictive slut a girl with an unhealthy obsession to Damo and some chick banging two jobbers.

Joey: Jake!

Jacob: What!?

Joey: We’re uh…supposed to put the people in the ring over, not make them want to cry. And besdies, Serenity was smashed by a chair earlier!

Jacob: Well sooorrrrryyy! Mr. perfectionist over there. Fine! We got one girl with a good boob job. One with too good of a boob job. One with no boob job, and one who needs a boob job.

Joey: �?sigh*

Jacob: You know what!? You leave me alone!

Tyna and Summer start it off with a lock up. Summer ends it with an arm drag. Tyna gets back up and returns the favor with one of her own. Both ladies back up run at each other. Tyna spears Summer and lifts her up running to the corner with her, she sets her down on the top rope and steps back. Tyna jumps up on the middle rope with a knee to Summer’s head. Summer tags out to Serenity while falling out of the ring to the floor. Serenity slingshots herself over the top rope and takes Tyna down with a head scissors. Tyna is flung across the ring where amber reaches in and tags herself in. Amber gets inside the ring and goes at Serenity with a clothesline. Serenity ducks under and kicks Amber in the gut then runs off to the ropes, she comes back and gets caught in a spinebuster from Amber.

Joey: I see NED’s been rubbing off on her�?

Jacob cracks up laughing.

Joey: NOT LIKE THAT!

Amber makes the cover. 1...2...Broken up by Summer! Summer pulls Amber off by the hair and starts beating on her back as Serenity catapults Tyna back into the ring from the apron.

Jacob: Hey what the Hell!?

The camera shows the announcers table where Skylar just walked by in a pair of overly thick black glasses holding a clipboard in hand.

Joey: Is he serious?

Jacob: That guy is one weirdo freak and if my arm wasn’t torn apart I’d shove that clipboard and those stupid glasses straight up his-

Joey: AND BACK TO THE MATCH!

Skylar walks up to the ringside area and takes the glasses off as Tyna whips Summer to the ropes, Skylar jumps up and cracks her in the back with the clipboard.

Joey: Why’s he getting involved here!?

Jacob: Well there’s a thing called the promo. He cut one, and apparently he’s got a woody for that girl.

Joey: Oh kinda like you and Cross have for Isabel?

Jacob: NOO!!!

In the background we see Serenity crack Amber Michaels in the back of the head with a chain wrapped around her fist.

Joey: Ruthless!

Summer stumbles forward and Tyna kicks her in the gut, then drops her down with a pedigree. Tyna gets back to her feet and sees Skylar standing there, she looks a little creeped out by his presence and starts to question him being there, Skylar points for her to turn around but as he does Serenity already has Tyna rolled up with the tights pulled. 1...2...3!!

Jacob: She just stole a win. Good job!

"YOUR WINNERS…SUMMER STRATUS AND SEERRREEENNNIIITTTYYYY!!"

Joey: Fans, Skylar is extremely odd, and we’ll be right back!

Backstage we see Skylar sitting on the floor in a very dimly lit room. His face paint is rubbing off from his match he just had. Skylar stares down at the floor letting his long hair dangle in front of his face. The XW title rests in his lap.

Skylar: I told yooouuu.

Sky lets out a creepy sounding laugh before stopping and looking up with stone eyes into the camera.

Skylar: I…am…the…way.

Again Skylar laughs like a maniac, before bringing the XW title up in front of his face.

Skylar: I’m holding the one thing you haven’t won yet, Cross. And you know what. You can’t do anything about it, you know why?

Skylar lowers the title and smiles a sadistic grin while pointing off to the side like a child with a secret. The camera pans over and we see a pentagram drawn on the wall in what appears to be blood with candles on the floor, in the center of the pentagram however is a very disturbing site. It’s Cross. Beaten up and bloodied. Tied to the wall, a puddle of blood formed at his feet on the floor. We now go back over to Skylar.

Skylar: It’s beautiful isn’t it? I call this creation, Blood De La Cross.

Skylar laughs again, if you haven’t noticed yet Skylar’s pretty much an asshole right about now. Skylar replaces that smile now with another dead serious look.

Skylar: This belt means everything to you, and little to me. This belt is now the platform to the Revolution. This belt will be my way of branding you and taking your dignity. The one man Skylar has never been able to defeat. Now chases after the one thing I hold over this company. Such sweet irony, but Cross. It doesn’t end here, because the torture you’ve put me through, will never compare to the beautiful humiliation you’re in store for.

Suddenly in the background music starts to pick up. It’s a Fear Factory song.

"I am the way…prepare for salvation."

Skylar just stares into the camera not blinking or moving an inch.

"Prepare for…Salvation…prepare for…salvation."

Skylar crawls forward grabbing the camera jamming his face directly in front of it.

"PREPARE FOR."

As Skylar screams the words, the screen shakes with each syllable.

Skylar: SAL-VA-TION!!

Static.

Jacob: This really isn’t fair. Earlier we saw the numbers game lead Cross into screw town, and now Ryan has to wrestle two guys on his own.

Joey: I don’t know what Hamid is thinking lately. He just practically handed the XW title off to Skylar, now he’s throwing possibly our biggest hope at survival to the wolves.

Ryan Cain is standing in one corner while Psycho stands in the other with Thug out on the apron. The bell rings.

Joey: Here we go!

Psycho walks forward very slowly in a Muay Thai stance. Ryan carefully approaches as Psycho gives him a stiff leg kick that causes Ryan to jolt to the left. Ryan regains himself and steps forward slapping his knee telling Psycho to come on.

Jacob: That guy is extremely intense. You can almost feel how hard he’s kicking Ryan.

Psycho throws another kick, Ryan lifts his leg and blocks it. Psycho throws a kick to the other leg. Ryan jumps over it. Psycho spins around and comes back at Ryan with rights and lefts. Ryan steps back dodging each one of them. Psycho throws a leg sweep, Ryan jumps over it. Psycho throws a roundhouse kick. Ryan drops down to the ground. Ryan rolls over onto his back as Psycho tried stomping his head. Ryan lifts his legs up behind Psycho’s back, as Psycho hooks both legs under his arms. Psycho leans forward causing Ryan to raise up behind Psycho’s back in a sunset flip position. Ryan raises himself upwards and then brings himself forward with a front flip landing Psycho with a sunset flip bomb. The ref slides in for the count. 1...2..Kick out by Psycho.

"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"

Joey: HOLY HELL WHAT WAS ALL OF THAT!?

Jacob: These R2K guys have a ton of talent, but you know what? So does Ryan Cain.

Psycho rolls out and goes to kick Ryan in the face again, Ryan lays flat on his back as Psycho jumps forward with a double stomp. Ryan rolls out of the way and goes for a sweep kick, Psycho jumps up, lands on his feet, stiffly gives Ryan a short shin kick to the face knocking him flat on his back. Psycho jumps forward and stomps down on Ryan’s chest, then proceeds to kick the living hell out of him. Ryan quickly rolls out of the ring to the floor. Ryan’s holding his ribs as he turns around and gets a 619 move from Psycho that kicks Ryan in the face from inside the ring. Psycho tags Thug as Thug quickly gets into the ring, bouncing off the ropes and running across the ring where he does a flip suicide dive through the ropes. Ryan darts out of the way sliding back into the ring as Thug hit’s the guard rail and flips over into the crowd.

Jacob: I’m not sure how long Ryan can keep this pace against two men.

Joey: He’s the Franchise of W2K for a damn good reason Jacob.

Ryan gets to his feet where he’s met by Psycho, Ryan ducks under a clothesline and leaps up spring boarding off the middle rope coming back with a block buster neck breaker onto Psycho.

Joey: Ryan Cain is letting it all hang loose tonight folks!

Ryan gets back to his feet and runs off to the ropes again, Psycho is on all fours about to get back up so Ryan steps off his back, jumps up onto the top rope, then springboards and flips off into the crowd crashing into Thug, and Ryan lands on his feet with his arms in the air getting the appreciating from the screaming W2K audience.

"RYAN CAIN! RYAN CAIN! RYAN CAIN!"

Jacob: I’ve never heard such a loud Ryan Cain chant in my entire life!

Ryan climbs back over the guard rail and turns around where he’s met by a corkscrew plancha from Psycho. Psycho gets right in the front rows face screaming that deep voice at the top of his lungs, and they return with heavy boos. Thug stumbles back up as Psycho helps him over the guard rail where they both pick up Ryan and roll him into the ring. Thug slides into the ring as Psycho walks around to the other side where he gets back up on the apron. Thug gives Ryan a few kicks, rolling him over onto his back where he sits down for a camel clutch, Ryan tries fighting it off. Thug lands a few forearm smashes and finally sets the submission hold in.

Joey: Come on Ryan!

Ryan’s trying to reach the ropes with his legs, he’s getting closer and closer. His face is turning red.

Jacob: Ryan won’t ever give up, I know him enough to know that! Dig down!

"RYAN! RYAN! RYAN! RYAN!"

Ryan’s getting closer and closer, he’s digging down, just a couple inches away, Ryan reaches out and Thug rolls Ryan over into a pin, using his legs to trap Ryan’s arms down. 1...2..Ryan rolls back out of it and gets up behind Thug, lifting him up for a German suplex. Thug does a back flip out of the hold. He gets behind Ryan and runs towards the ropes, Ryan hits chest first and Thug pulls Ryan back into a roll up. 1...2..Ryan reaches up pulling Thug back by the pants into a roll up of his own. 1...2..Thug kicks Ryan forward into a choke hold. Ryan rolls over onto his face trying to break it, he sits up, eventually standing to his feet completely. Ryan runs towards Psycho’s corner, he stops and does a front roll across Thug’s chest, breaking the hold. Ryan gets up quickly and runs to the corner jumping up on the top rope, where he’s kicked in the face by Psycho. Ryan falls racking himself across the top turnbuckle with his legs caught up in the ropes. Ryan falls backwards into a tree of woe. Thug gets back up and sees Ryan hanging upside down. Thug runs towards Ryan and slides in for a sliding dropkick. Ryan sits up quickly and grabs Thug in a headlock. Using every bit of strength possible Ryan suplexes Psycho into the ring, he sits back up and stands up on the top rope. Psycho is down on his back, Ryan leaps off the top. IMPLODING STAR PRESS!!

Jacob: THE TWEAK!!

Joey: OUT OF NOWHERE RYAN RISES FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND PULLS THE TWEAK RIGHT OUT OF HIS ASS!

The ref slides in. 1...2...THUG BREAKS UP THE PIN!

Jacob: DAMN IT!

Joey: The numbers are still against him!

Ryan stands up with his fists clenched and blocks a right hand by Thug, Ryan kicks him in the gut, knee lift to the face. Thug stiffens up as Ryan runs to the ropes. Harley Race high knee. Thug spins around as Ryan hit’s the ropes on the other side. WHIP-FOCKING-LASH!

Jacob: Second Whip Lash of the night!

Joey: Thug is dead!!

"THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!"

Ryan makes the cover. 1...2..KICK BY PSYCHO! Ryan rolls off, getting to his knees. Psycho throws a stiff kick, Ryan blocks left, another kick, Ryan blocks right. Another kick. Ryan catches it. ENZIGURI…RYAN DUCKS! Ryan grabs both of Psycho’s legs and lifts him up for a front slam across the chest of Thug. Ryan climbs on them both. 1...2...They get out of the pin. Ryan back to his feet now, Psycho stumbles up as well. Ryan kicks Psycho in the gut and double under hooks his arms after Psycho doubles over. Thug comes in jumping off Psycho’s back with a shining wizard to the face of Ryan. Ryan falls back into the ropes and stumbles forward being kicked in the left side, then the right. Then a left leg kick causing that leg to buckle, then a right with the same effect. Psycho grabs Ryan by the neck and lays in several lightning fast shin kick to the face. Now with Ryan dazed Psycho runs off to the ropes and comes back with a shining wizard, smashing his knee into the temple of Ryan Cain. Thug dives down and starts choking the life out of Ryan while rubbing his elbow in his face as Psycho climbs up to the top rope. Ryan pushes Thug up, then nips up where Thug catches Ryan, who then monkey flips Thug into Psycho causing Psycho to fall on the top turnbuckle. Thug lands upside down in the corner. Ryan jumps over the ropes to the apron, then back in the ring slingshot ting himself with a dropkick into the chest of Thug.

Jacob: This is one of the most fast paced matches I’ve ever seen!

Joey: This is incredible.

"BAD ASS MATCH! BAD ASS MATCH! BAD ASS MATCH!"

Joey: The people sure do agree!

Ryan stands up as Thug rolls backwards from the drop kick. Ryan quickly lifts him up, and release German suplexes Thug onto the back of his neck. Psycho is starting to get back to his feet now as Ryan runs forward and grabs him on the top rope, then tosses Psycho off high up into the air Thug rolls out of the way just before Psycho stomps down on him. Ryan runs at them both, they duck a double clothesline. Ryan comes back and gets a knee to the gut from Thug as Psycho already took off towards the ropes. Ryan doubles over and Thug drops down putting both of his knees up under the face of Ryan. Psycho leaps up and double stomps down across Ryan’s back causing his face to smash into Thug’s knees. Ryan rolls over holding his face as Thug and Psycho pick him back up. Psycho holds Ryan’s arms behind his back as Thug pulls off his elbow pad, he throws it in the face of Cain before running off to the ropes and coming back with an extremely brutal clothesline, but Ryan ducks! Psycho takes the full impact and is knocked clear out of the ring. Thug turns around ZERO KICK!

Joey: ZERO!! IT’S OVER!!

Ryan collapses on top of Thug. 1...2...3!! The bell rings as 96 Quite Bitter Beings hits and the crowd goes nuts. He referee raises Ryan’s hand who’s still flat on his back in the middle of the ring.

"YOUR WINNER…RYYYAAANNNNNN CAAAII-"

We hear the microphone thud as it hit’s the ground and a huge guy slides into the ring from behind with a chair. The music stops.

Jacob: NO!

Joey: THAT’S AFTERSHOCK!!

Ryan has climbed up to the second rope for celebration and looks around oddly as his music just cut off, before being thrashed from behind with a chair. Ryan bends forwards almost falling off the tope rope as another guy jumps over the guard rail and runs up onto the apron.

Jacob: FALCONE’S BACK TOO!?

Falcone, both guys original R2K members. Falcone climbs up to the top with Ryan as Ryan is doubled over, Falcone double under hooks both of his arms and jumps forward with a Canadian Destroyer type piledriver, with both arms double under hooked at the same time. Ryan lands and rolls through falling motionless on his back.

"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"

Joey: OH MY GOD!!

Jacob: I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE!

The crowd begins to boo even louder now as Trey and Skylar walks down the aisle. They both slide into the ring as Ryan lies motionless in the center of the ring. Trey with a microphone in hand.

Trey: Looks like the band is back together.

Trey smiles while looking down at Ryan before handing the mic off to Falcone.

Falcone: This is the Franchise? Well your "franchise" just got broken. They told you this shit hadn’t even started yet, and now you see what the fuck we meant!

Falcone tosses the mic back over to Trey. Psycho and Thug are both getting back up now.

Trey: One small victory, but the price was drastic. Ryan Cain got one over on Thug and Psycho, and that won’t happen again. Ryan Cain just paid the price of screwing with the Revolution. Soul Survivor will be the beginning of a long era of dominance. Dominance earned by us. Dominance that you have never witnessed before.

Trey slaps the XW title on Skylar’s shoulder.

Trey: One down. Four to go.

Joey: This is sickening! Fans we’re out of time, tune into Soul Survivor next week!

Trey drops the microphone as R2K stands dominant above a fallen Ryan Cain, they all raise their arms in the air as we fade to black.