[Johnny Legend comes into the arnea, with his bag slung over his shoulder. He strusts his stuff behind some shades, and glances at the names on the doors as he walks by, and then freezes. He looks back and the camera gets a good look. Serenity's locker room. There's alot of giggling and erm, noises coming from the room.

Legend: "That's odd... I'm not in there with her, what could she possibly be doing that's making her so girlishly happy?"

[He shrugs. Knock knock. The noises stop, and after a few seconds the door opens.

Legend: "MY GOD! Serenity, what have you done to yourself? You cut your hair short... and grew a really crappy beard...."

[He feels up Bryan Williams' arms.

Legend: "Seems like you've been hitting the gym though. Or maybe it's steroids. Girl, that stuff will do exactly what it seems to have made you. I'm glad we're broken up, otherwise I'd feel really awkward right now."

[Bryan doesn't say anything, he just open the door wider, and there's Serenity.

Legend: "Whoa! You didn't tell me you had a hot sister that looks exactly like you did before the steroids ravaged your womany body and made you look like that doof Bryan Williams."

[Johnny takes her hand, and kisses it.

Legend: "I'm the man of your dreams... and you are?"

Serenity: "I'm Serenity, you moron. This IS Bryan Williams."

Legend: "Hmm... you and Bryan... giggling and laughter.... alone in your room. Does not compute, lady!"

Bryan: "What she's trying to tell you is that, well... she and I..."

Legend: "YOU and HER? but Serenity, what about us?"

Serenity: "Uh... we ended. Along time ago. Remember? you betrayed me?"

Legend: "Yeah but... I mean... that was just a fleeting moment. I always assumed you knew I'd be back. After all, I'm the Big JL..."

Serenity: "Well... Bry is bigger."

Legend: "That may well be true but-- BRY? What kinda shorthand name is that? John... now there's a short version of a name you can be proud of."

Bryan: "We're going to go back to new couple coddling and tickle face and grab ass. See ya later.... loser."

[SLAM.

Legend: "YOU WILL REGRET THIS! You there... what's that punk ass doing tonight?"

Cameraman: "Uh, I think he's facing Synergy in an elimination type match."

Legend: "Oh... well then I guess it's time to rebuild old burnt bridges until I can walk across them again and take advantage of everything in sight!"

[Legend continues his journey down the hall....

[We fade in with Harold Binkle in the middle of the ring.

Bink: "Ladies and gentlemen, this next bout is scheduled for one fall and will be under ULTIMATE X RULES!"

Joey: "This is it! The Championess Title match!"

Jake: "Just take it down and hand it to Izzy."

Joey: "Whoa... deja vu."

Bink: "The rules will be simplified how I explain them to you. The W2K Championess Title will be on the line.... hung in the center of the X made famous and popular by TNA, supported by four columns at each of the four corners. The competitors can use any means to get the Title off the X and drop down with both feet onto the canvas, except a ladder. A winner is determined when the belt is in the *sole* possession of *one* competitor."

[A small pause, as Binkster lets it settle in.

Bink: "And, fans I am to inform you that the Championess Alia Starr has been stripped of the title for this match and will not be competing."

Joey: "WHOA! The odds just got better for the other five!"

Jake: "Yeah, not everyone is cut out for the limelight I suppose."

["Hot in here" by Nelly plays, as Summer Stratus stands in the guerilla position. She walks out onto the stage,nd with both hands on her hips, stands for a moment.

Bink: "Introducing the first of four challengers... making her way to the ring from Toronto, Ontario, Canada... this is the former two time W2K Championess.... SUMMMMEEER! STRATUUUUSS!"

Joey: "And I believe one of those reigns happened in the ICWA-"

Jake: "The wha?"

[Summer walks down to the ring, she slide sunder the bottom rope, and stands, pointing to the crowd as some flash for pictures, but her music cuts and is replaced. "Head for the Barricade" by Limp Bizkit starts to blare on the P.A. system. The crowd turns their attention to the ramp, as Isabell Winters steps out from behind the black curtains. She is met to a loud mixed reaction.Some fans boo and show their disapproval while others give a nice little pop.

Bink: "And now, the second challenger... from Boston, Massacheusetts... ISSSABELLLLLL WINNNTERS!!!!"

Jake: "It's all her in this match. All her."

[Isabell raises her arms in a taunting fashion at the top of the ramp, and gives a cocky grin. After this she begins to elegantly walk down the aisle to the ring, with a look of confidence on her face. As she gets farther down the ramp, a few fans reach out their hands to get slapped, in which she goes out of her way to ignore them. She walks up the steal steps, before stepping through the bottom rope into the ring. She goes to the center of the ring and poses for a bit. Finally she goes to a corner, and stretches delicately, as her music fades to silence. Now, "Sweet Amber" comes across the PA.

Bink: "Our third challenger, from Ripley, Tennessee.... AMMMBBEERRRR MIIIIIIICHEALS!"

[Amber steps out onto the ramp, with the Crown of Thorns, she runs her hands up it as the barbs press against her cheek, and slowly she comes towards the ring... coming up the steps much like NED would, turning her back to her opponents, but scanning the crowd, until spinning around fast, and staying outside the ropes... It gets dark in the arena as purple and pink lights start to circle the arena, then all of a sudden the curtains open and "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls play over the Public Announce system.

Bink: "And the fourth challenger... from Miami Florida... this is... TYYYYNNNAAAAAAA HILLTONNNNN!"

[Tyna walks out onto the stage and raises her hands in the air. Everyone begans to boo her as a small smirk crosses her face. She walks down the ramp in her black half top that reads, "EVIL" across the chest in white glimmer writting. Her white flare pants sway as she walks down the ramp. She gets half way there and then runs and slides in under the ropes. She gets up and raises her hands in the air smiling, feeding off the angry crowd, who boos at her. She gives a cute little chuckle as her music fades and she looks down at the entrance and begans to warm up her body.

Joey: "In mere moments we'll have a definate new Championess! GUARANTEED!"

Jake: "Yeah I don't get the whole stripping of the title thing, but it must suck for her, and I hope she's watching because these four are obviously gonna put her to shame."

[As the first chords are heard of "Come On" by Waterproof blonde, strobe lights go off(purple and dark red) and out steps a shadowy figure. When the chorus starts, the lights hit up and out steps Serenity; she has a sly smile on her face as she walks down the ramps.

Bink: "Our fifth and final challenger tonight is from Memphis Tennessee... this is.. SEREEEEENNNITTTY!"

[The fans hurling insults at her as she ignores them. She climbs up the ring steps, sliding in seductively and stands in the middle, she smiles and holding out her arm, she bows down. The fans boo as she stand up, stretches her arms above her head and waits for her the bell to sound.

Joey: "What a huge oppurtunity for all five of these girls..."

Jake: "Yeah, but only one can survive the match to become Championess...."

[All five scan each other, and Amber is still on the outside of the ring, as they take turns looking up at the Championess title. The bell rings, and the crowd grows anxious just as Bink bails out of the ring.

Joey: "By any means necessary, is the best way to explain this match. Those two ropes forming the X that holds the title is the girls' best shot, but you just have no idea what they can pull out of a hat."

[Summer and Izzy go straight for one another, trading blows, as Serenity backs away and to a more safe zone in the ring, but, she can't hide as Tyna goes for her, whipping her over to Amber who ducks in for a shoulder block, hitting it, and then slings Serenity for a suplex- but Serenity reverses it and brings Amber in a high vertical into the ring... Amber falls flat on her back, but Tyan grabs Serenity and pushes her into a corner- Izzy soars across and leapfrogs over Tyna at her shoulders and hits a huge ass splash on Serenity- bouncing herself off and back with an elbow to Tyna's face! Tyna rocks back, but Izzy is chop blocked by Amber and brought down to one knee and one foot- and Summer lets a roundhouse kick that smashes Izzzy in the face, reeling her off to the side... Summer picks her up and into a DDT, but Tyna hits a clothesline, Knocking Summer into the ropes, and Amber takes her by the legs in a tilt a whirl style move and flips Summer over the top and onto the floor. She turns around, and is attacked by Serenity, who spins her back and goes for a German Suplex- on the take up, Amber wraps her legs around the top rope-

Joey: "Nice block by Amber-"

Jake: "From what I hear backstage, she practices wrapping her legs around things alot. Must just be natural."

[Serenity goes to jerk her back again but dips forward, and Amber lets go of the top, and shoves off with her feet and Nails a bulldog! Serenity goes face first, and Amber skids up to her feet- she locks hands with Tyna and nails Izzy, double lariat that sends her down... but turning around, Amber's caught in a drop toe, and goes flat, too, Izzy grasbs the leg and pulls it up for a half crab, but Tyna kicks her hard in the gut, and slings her and suplexes her back- bouncing her off the top and sending her crashing into Summer.... Serenirty climbs to the top and sets sail and barrels into the both of them to a huge cheer.... then Amber goes over the top and careens.... they all fall down again like bowling pins...

Joey: "ANARCHY!!!!!!:

[Tyna takes to a run fron across the ring, but as the four on the outside brace, she ducks under the bottom rope and sends her feet like two missles into Izzy, knocking her back into the others, and they all crash into the rail... Tyan then hops to the top and grabs the wire of the X and goes for the belt...

Jake: "She's going for it! Izzzy get back in the ri-"

[Tyna's halfway there, as the girls pile back in- and reach for her- Summer and Serenity each grab a leg and pull her down, and Tyna brings down two elbows for their trouble! They crash into their targets, and they both stagger away, and Tyna pushes back up to her feet, but Izzy grabs her for a neckbreaker that hits, and while both down, Amber comes from the ropes and hits a leg drop on Izzy... and swirls up to her feet, and goes for Serenity- who nails her down with a spear!

Joey: "Outta no where!"

[Amber's down, holding her stomach, as Serenity looks down at her and smiles, and turns, into Summer, and a shoulder block. Summer holds on to it and makes it a Northen Lights, sending her back and down.... Izzy's up and baseball slides into Summer's legs, but Summer jumps it and brings a leg drop onto Izzy's head! Izzy is stunted down, and Summer comes up and is slinged into an atomic drop by Amber, staggering her forward into the corner-- Amber takes her by the hair, smashing her into the corner, once, twice, three times, then spins her around, and goes for a monkey flip- jumps, feet into the gut and she flips over- and Summer lands back first onto Izzy.... She sits up and is nailed in the face by a boot from Serenity- and Summer sprawls.... Serenity gets mauled by Amber- who throws up a kick, hits it, and then brings her down in a pedigree like move...

Joey: "This is mass confusion!"

[Serenity is sprawled, and rolls out of the ring. Izzy is up and ties up with Amber, but Tyan comes behind Izzy, ripping her from Amber and hits a belly to back release suplex, folding Izzy in half, and Tyna gets to her feet, and her momentum takes her to Amber who catches her in a sambo suplex! Amber stunts her down...

Joey: "Gee how nice! They were kinda working togethe rup until this point-"

Jake: "Well word is the girls think of the Championess title like we do the W2K."

Joey: "Nah, really?"

Jake: "My sources say it's true, Joe. Never question the sources."

[ Summer kicks Amber in the gut, and then jumps on her back and goes for the belt- she grabs the wires a few feet from the belt, and starts clamouring over to the title... but Amber comes up and grabs her from the front, puttiner he legs over her shoulders to her back, and then holds on to her hips and stunts her down HARD in a stiff powerbomb!!!

Joey: "That'll make you question your motivation pretty damn quick!"

[ Amber puts the boots to her and pushes her out of the ring, leaving her, Tyna, and Izzy inside. She turns and Izzy nails her in the face and sends her into the ropes- Izzy leapfrogs her as Amber puts on the brakes and goes to swing, and then picks her up from behind, back to back, like a Razor's Edge type of position... and runs forward and soars Amber over her own head and down!!!

Joey: "MY GOD OUT OF NO WHERE!"

[Amber is crashed into the corner of the ring, just before the turnbuckles, and Tyna spins Izzy around with a hop- WOOOO! And another WOOO!... then scoops up Izzy and hits a ribbreaker, and shoves her off her knee. Serenity comes from the apron into a spring board and nails Tyna in a hurricanranna... and then heads up the corner and jumps to grab the wire, she does, and Tyna flips to her feet and heads after her...

Jake: "This reminds me of that game in American Gladiators!"

[Serenity spins around and her and Tyna go into a kicking contest for supremacy... Summer heads up the opposite side and heads for the belt... Izzy goes in another corner- and slowly makes her way... Amber rolls out of the ring, and grabs a chair.

Joey: "looks like things are gonna get dirty!"

[She rolls back into the ring, as Summer and Izzy meet each other American Gladiator style, kicking and bashing- Amber takes the chair and smashes the back of Summer, and she drops like a rock to the canvas- Izzy bolts for the belt, reaching, but Amber takes the edge of the chair to the gut, and Izzy lets go, holding her stomach.... she goes after Serenity, and nails her in the back, but Tyna swings both feet into the chair and bounces it back in Amber's face- Amber staggers off, and Tyna hops down and drags Amber back over to the chair, and sets her up and hits the "Exorcism"!!! The crowd ohh's and ah''s, and chants DUB TWO KAY....

Joey: "Pedigree onto the chair!"

Jake: "Don't play with fire if you don't wanna get burnt, and don't break out the chair if you don't wanna be forced to eat steel."

[ As Tyna pushes up, Summer makes a run for it, and uses Tyna as a stepping stone to success, and jumps just a mere few inches from the belt- she reaches over, but Izzy goes to grab her- from the front in a waistlock, and Summer lets go and falls atop her for a elevated Lou Thesz.... she punches and punches, but now, Tyna has the chair, and BLASTS Summer in the back of the head, and she falls sprawled over Izzy... then she nails Serenity in the gut, and then across the back, and Serenity goes down to her knees... and BLAST to the top of the head- Izzy pushes off Summer, and when she gets up, Tyna tosses her the chair-

Joey: "WHAT?"

[Then she drop kicks her and richoets the chair over herself-

Joey: "Oh I see."

[ Tyna has the chair, as she lays on her back, going to push up but Amber is half up and flips forward, with a standing swanton and smashes it into her face with her own back! Tyna convulses, and Amber pops up, in pain from the chair to her back, and head earlier, and grabs the corner for a moment to reflect. Tyna rolls to the edge of the ring, and the chair is left in the middle. Serenity pulls herself up to her feet, and reaches over grabbing the chair and unfolds it... she then ducks back to the corner and runs full blast, stepping over the chair and going for a high knee to Amber- but Amber bails out of the corner, and Serenity binds herself upside down!

Jake: "Tree of Woe..!"

[Amber reaches down and pulls Serenity up by the head, and jumps up hitting a crashing neckbreake,r leaving Serenity lifeless hanging upside down... Izzy runs at Amber, but Smmmer ducks in for a drop toe, and nails it- Izzy hits the chair face first, and bounces off and into a roll outside the ring. Summer comes up, but Tyna comes form behind, grabbs her hair and nails a bulldog into the chair, and now Summer bounces up- Amber comes at her, but Tyna slinks her with an arm drag, and Amber lands sitting on the chair... Tyan flips over Amber and comes down with a Diamond cutter variation that blasts Amber into oblivion... Amber rolls to the outside, and her hand goes for her prize.

Joey: "I think this match is gonna get alittle more bloody..."

[Amber climbs to her feet in a wobble, but in her hand is the Crown of Thorns Kendo... Tyna climbs the corner and hangs up the X to head for the belt... Amber goes after her but Serenty comes at her with a vengeful spear- she hits it and Amber is down, and as Serenity haunches up to her knees, Amber grabs the COT again and sticks it to her head!! Serenity bails to the side, holding her head, but the COT's barbs get stuck in her hair!!

Jake: "Forget the time the can of hairspray ran out. THIS is a bad hairday..."

[Serenity flings herself, grabbing the barbed kendo and pulling it from her skull... and Tyna grows ever closer to the belt, reaches, but she's just alittle aways from it... Summer slinks up, gains her footing, and claps the chair shut and smashes Tyna's head... her legs hang on but her upper body drops, and Summer grabs her by the waist and rips her down in a TOMBSTONE!

Joey: "OH MY GOD!"

[Tyna is down and out, and now, Summer stands again and heads for the corner, climbing up and now traversing the wires... she scales them and heads there, but Amber reaches up and pulls her down to her shoulder, back down, and then flapjacks her into the mat!!

Jake: "Okay, okay, now that one will make your plastic surgeon touch up your nose some!"

[Summer lands face first, and now, Serenity comes at Amber withteh COT- Amber catches it with both hands, and then shoves it back into Serenity's forehead- Serenity backs off, and then gets a quick THWACK to the back- Serenity grabs the top rope and goes down to one knee... Amber sizes her up and goes for another- but Serenity comes back with a stand up superkick- Amber adapts on the fly, tossing the COT out and catching Serenity's boot- but Serenity goes for an enzigurie- SMACK! To the face, and Amber side steps a few feet... stumbling over Tyna... Serenity comes at her- but Amber Tilt A Whirls, and Serenity gets her in a head scissors- Amber stunts her down in a slight powerbomb, but raises her for a bigger one- at the top-

Joey: "OH MY GOD ITS OVER SHES GOT IT!"

Jake: "WHOA!"

[Serenity reaches up at the hilt of Amber's attack, and touches the belt- but as her fingers go to lace, Amber tosses her down- and the belt only starts to swing side to side as the crowd gasps.... Amber keeps the legs, and goes for a slingshot- and as Serenity goes up- she comes back and splashes into Tyna, who's wobbly- Tyna catches her, gets her footing, and then dumps Serenity over to the side and out of the ring... Amber and Tyna are on opposite corners... and both realize they're the two standing...

Joey: "The race is on!"

[Both climb up their corners and head over the X wires and traverse furiously towards the belt...

Joey: "Who's gonna make it?"

Jake: "GET IN THERE IZZY!"

[Both reach out but there's still inches away from the belt fingertip to leather... and then climb more and more... both reachmmand both grab a half of the belt...

Jake: "TIE. it's a tie-"

Joey: "There's cant be a tie, it goes on until only one of them holds the belt!"

[They pull back and forth as the crowd goes ooh and ahh... to Amber- to Tyna- back to Amber- and their legs give way and they both hold on by one hand, and start kicking Gladiator style again... but then Amber wraps her legs around Tyna's wast and jerks down... and again... and again... Tyna falls, but takes the belt and Amber with her- and it ends up with both landing on their asses, and someone's head hits the belt and shes bounces back, sprawling her arms backwards and off the belt! The bell rings!

Joey: "WINNER! WE GOT A WINNER!"

Bink: "Ladies and gentlemen... your winner and NEEEEEEEEEEEEW W2K Championess.... TYYYYNNNNAAAAA HIIILLLLTOOOON!"

["Buttons" by PCD blasts, as Tyna climbs from the mass of bodies in the ring, rolling out with the belt awaiting her... she holds it up high, taking in the moment, for now... she is the hunted...

Joey: "It came down to her and Amber Michaels... and it came down to just a few seconds difference...

Jake: "Enjoy it while you can, Tyna... because it'll haunt you real soon..."

[Synergy locker room. NED, XAW, and Christian.

Christian: "So any word on that question mark next to you guy son the card?"

NED: "You mean Damo? No clue what he's up to."

Christian: "No I mean the actual question mark-"

Legend: "TIS BEEN ANSWERED... just like your prayers!"

[In prances Johnny Legend, and tosses his bag under the scrutiny of, well, all three of the others.

Legend: "I've decided to take up the cause and fight the good fight. Oh yeah, and totally own that Bryan dolt in front of Serenity, thus getting me some hot bunny action later. You know what I mean?"

[He looks at NED, who just narrows his eyes.

Legend: "Of course you do."

Christian: "Actually........ before this primodonna ruined the surprise, I was gonna say that IIIIII will be the one filling in the blanks this pay per view. I can't just leave Synergy without a good showing to help out."

XAW: "Wow. It's Like Christmas... But Tons More Disappointing."

Christian: :You remind me of the robot off of Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

XAW: "Whoa, I Don't Hitch Hike Anymore. It Got Me Through The Sixties, But To This Day I Can't Sit Without Wanting To Cry."

[Silence.

Legend: "Hey, where's Damo? There's no Damo. So it's a done deal. Besides, I never really left Synergy in the first place. Eh Eh?"

NED: ".... you got me fired from BWA."

Legend: "Yeah well.... ignore that part of it and it seems like you and I are friendly."

[NED shrugs.

NED: "Luckily there's someone else right now that demands more of my attention...

NED and JL together YAY: "Bryan Williams......"

[The freeze, and look at each other, as we fade.

[Backstage we see Tyna walking through the halls obviously very pleased with
herself, and holding the newly won Championess title over her shoulder. Tyna
turns and walks towards her locker room door, she slightly opens it as we
hear the sounds of romantic music playing, Tyna reaches in and turns the
lights on with a puzzled look on her face before fully stepping inside the
room and seeing Skylar sitting behind her table with a plate of food in
front of him, candles lit up everywhere and he happens to be wearing nothing
but face paint, a bib, and a straw cowboy hat.

Tyna: OH MY GOD!

Skylar: ...What?

Tyna: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? GET OUT OF HERE YOU PERVERT!

Skylar: But...sweetie pie...I made us dinner.

Tyna: RRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPEEEEEE!!!!!!

Skylar's eyes bulge out.

Skylar: WHAT!? STOP DOING THAT!

Tyna: RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[Skylar gets up and runs out the door shaking his pearly white ass behind as
we see a team of feminists chasing Skylar off down the hall. Tyna shakes her
head as she turns around and sits down on her couch with the Championess
title in her lap, she looks to the elft and sees a piece of paper laying on
the table so she picks it up and a smirk comes across her face as she picks
up her cell phone. She dials a number then places the phone up to her ear.

Tyna: Hey it's Tyna...The W2K Championess Tyna Hilton! Duh! Anyways, I just
proved I don't need your help to win this but um, if your offer from the
other night still stands, I'll scratch your back tonight if you scratch mine
later on....

[Tyna gets a surprised look on her face.

Tyna: NO! I won't scratch that!

[The crowd laughs as we fade back out to ringside.

Jacob: What do you think that was all about?

Joey: I'm not too sure Jake.

[ Four teams are already in the ring for the Tag Team Championship match.
Teh Slax0rz have taken their corner, but the other three teams are mouthing
off. Kutter tells his partner to hang back, and as soon as Michael Angelucci
is out of the ring, Kutter smashes into Dylan and Tanner and GOOOOOORES them
right into each other. They both fly out of the ring, which leaves Palsied
and Rot to hammer forearms into Kutter. Kutter flips out and throws them
back one at a time, but they both keep coming. They overwhelm Kutter and
send him to the ropes, then pancake him when he comes back. Rot exits to his
corner, but Palsied ends up being Spinebustered the second Kutter gets up.
Kutter whips to Teh Slax0rz corner and goes to tag one of them in, but they
both drop off the apron. ]

Jake: They really are slackers...

Joey: That's "slaxorz", and I have to commend Kutter for having the sense to
tag in another team. Instead of wasting his partner's energy, his opponents
will wear each other out and he and Angelucci will be fresh.

[ Kutter loses focus and gets blindsided with a DDT from Palsied. Kutter
flies back up, furious, but is met with an eye-gouge and an X-factor.
Palsied tags out to Rot, and both of them Double Suplex Kutter, which merits
a two count. ]

Joey: I didn't really expect Kutter to be the guy getting beat on here.

[ Rot bounces off the ropes and goes for a Rolling Thunder Leg Drop, but
Kutter moves out of the way and rests in the corner. Rot is up too fast and
charges the corner, but Kutter moves again and Rot slams into Dylan and
Tanner, knocking them off the apron. He turns around and Kutter clotheslines
the snot out of Rot. Blind tag by PJ Curtis! Kutter is begrudgingly ushered
out of the ring. Curtis drags Rot to the corner where... uhh... Bob Pocket
tags in? ]

Jake: It's what we were hoping to see, Joey! Teh Slax0rz fighting each
other... for no reason.

Joey: Well, it's an interesting tactic to say the least.

[ Teh Slax0rz stare down... and Curtis flicks Bob Pocket right in the
forehead. Pocket falls like a redwood, and Curtis hooks the leg. Confused on
exactly what to do, the ref begins counting. At two, Angelucci and Kutter
break it up. Kutter tries to throw Curtis to the outside, but Curtis swings
back in 619 style and punts him in the gut. Bob Pocket hops on his back and
Kutter walks around trying to shrug him off. Angelucci goes to stop the
chaos, but PJ Curtis springboards into the ring and stomps right on the top
of his head. Angelucci stumbles back to the corner, and Curtis kneels behind
Kutter. Still trying to get Pocket off of him, Kutter stumbles backward over
Curtis and slams to the mat, squishing Bob underneath him. PJ tries going up
to the top rope, but Palsied tags in during the process. Curtis doesn't
notice and leaps. Kutter catches him, but they both tumble over the rope to
the outside. ]

Joey: The action is really heating up. Those Slax0rz aren't as lazy as they
sound.

[ Palsied climbs the top rope and flies off with a Front Flip Leg Drop on
Bob Pocket, still down from Kutter. He makes the pin, but Angelucci comes
out of nowhere and rips him off. Angelucci brings Palsied in and nails him
with God's Fire, a modified Pedigree. He goes for a pin, despite not being
the legal man, but Rot catches him with a Head-Scissors into a Piledriver!!!
Rot tries to help out his partner, but he barely notices Kutter fly across
the ring and- GOOOOOOOOORE!!! ]

Joey: Holy crap! This is insane!

Jake: Who hasn't done a finisher yet?

[ That answer is easy, as PJ Curtis slides back into the ring. Palsied is
still out from Angelucci's move, but Bob Pocket is starting to recover.
Curtis gives Pocket a boost and holds him all the way up. Pocket makes like
he's doing a diving headbut as Curtis drops him belly first onto Palsied
from up above. Bob hooks the leg. Kutter runs in to stop him in the best way
he knows, but like a pro, PJ Curtis leaps in the way and takes the bullet as
Bob Pocket gets the three!!! ]

"Here are your winners and NEW W2K TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... TEH SLAX0RZ!!!"

Joey: They actually did it! With their totally senseless strategies, they
did it!

Jake: And PJ Curtis might enjoy it... when he wakes up.

[ Pocket grabs PJ and yanks him out of the ring. "Black Betty" hits the
speakers as the referee hands the two their belts. Teh Slax0rz backtrack up
the ramp, holding up their belts- but that ends up being too much effort, so
they just turn around and leave. Kutter looks pissed, but eh, when doesn't
he? ]

Voice: "I can't believe this. It's like a mess backstage."

[Open up on Hamid at his desk. Christina St James is scribbling on some paper and ruffling through notes.

St James: "We've had another couple cancellations."

Hamid: "No big deal."

St James: "I'm not so sure. Our Nine Man Elimination may turn out to be significantly less. And let's say ticket sales this week weren't what we... hoped for."

[Hamid leans back in his chair.

Hamid: "Meaning?"

St James: "Meaning, we didn't gross the money we expected. So hopefully the buyrates are up...."

Voice: "Hopefully."

[The look to the doorway of the office, as a strong looking black man leans in the doorway, with a cigarette in his mouth. He reaches in his pocket, and grabs a lighter, zone of thos snazzy ones like a mini blowtorch. He lights it.

Hamid: "No smoking."

Man: "There is now."

[Hamid sighs.

Hamid: "Miss St James, if you'll excuse us."

St James: "O-of course."

[She goes to exit, but the man just looks over his jet black sunglasses at her, not moving. She steps past him, and hurries her steps. The man in the suit, dark with light blue pinstripes, steps in and slams the door behind him, pulling up the chair.

Man: "We gots business to talk about, Hamid."

Hamid: "Of course."

Man: "It's been months, and my boy Killa tells me you're not making money. You're not making my money. We gots a problem, and this problem is a bitch, you know?"

Hamid: "... I know. But don't make the mistake of coming in here and threatening me. I'm not the business man of whom I took over for."

Man: "No threats today, Hamid. No threats at all."

[The man puts his cigarette out on the desk.

Man: "No, no threats. But listen. It would make me look bad, stupid even, you knows what I'm saying? To let you just flush my money down this can and not gimme my f***ing principal and interest. You know all about this business sh**, so I've decided, sh**, I'll just swing by and let good Ol' Ham know I'm f***ing watching his every f***ing move."

Hamid: "I know you are."

Man: "Don't patronize me, bitch. I'm in no goddamn mood. You came to me and told me you had a fool proof plan to make me a legitimate business man. And now what? You're making me a legitmate punk. You're making me punk my own ass out, Ham. And I'm not in the f***ing mood for your elloquent bullsh**. It's simple sh**, my ten year old cuzin knows how this sh** works. You get money, you pay that sh** back, or you get f***ed up."

Hamid: "You fool, you know no plan is foolproof, and business takes time. Unless you have a magic wan-"

Man: "You want magic, nigga? I'll show you my f***ing magic wand."

[He reaches inside is sportcoat, and pulls out his gun. He waves it around.

Man: "Bippity boppity boo, mother f***er. You wanna be my Cinderella bitch? you want me to work my f***ing magic on you? You just keep wishing, bitch, and I'll break your Harry Potter bullsh** ass."

[Hamid breathes deep.

Hamid: "You know how these things work-"

Man: "F*** yes, I know how the f*** these things work, motherf***er.. it's you who f***in' seems confused. You gots my money. It's tied up. Untie the sh**, or use the next f***in few days to shop for a f***ing casket."

[The man stands up, and leans over the desk.

Man: "And here's the motherf***in exclaimation point, in case you think that was just a small request."

[He takes the pistol, and blasts Hamid across the face with the handle.... Hamid almost falls out of his chair, holding a cut over his cheek, and it's bruising already.

Man: "Can you hear better now, bitch? Now that I f***in knocked that sh** out of your ear? Money."

[Be brings the gun down on the knape of Hamid's neck, and holds his face, cut up, on the wood of the desktop. He leans in closer.

Man: "I don't like to kill, Ham. I don't f***in like it. It leaves alot of questions that pigs wan' answers for. Don't make me answer questions, because I hate to f***in lie. Lying f***s up my name. Don't f*** with my money, and don't f*** with my name."

[He pushes up, and fixes his suit after sidearming his gun once again.

Man: "Always a pleasure, Ismaili."

[He opens the door and walks out.

[All eight men are in the ring, Synergy seems a bit tighter knit right now, except for NED and JL, whho are both arguing back and forth.

Jake: "I sense a kink in the armour, Joey."

Joey: "Not all is well with the force, that's for sure.

[Meanwhile, 6Pack Hart, Bryan and Travis pick exactly who'll go first. The ref calls for the first, and the rest go to the corners, and Travis is the first man in for his team. CM offers to go in for Synergy, but they pull him to the outside, and it's XAW who's gonna start this off! A few of the drunks hold up their beers in celebration and take a swig, as the bell rings and we're ready to go... Travis comes at XAW, but the Drunken Master side steps and lets Travis go into Synergy's corner, where he's harassed and shoved- Travis goes to punch NED- but XAW grabs the arm and pulls him back for a backslide- ONE! TWO! THREE!

Bink: "Ladies and gentlemen.. Travis O'Neal has been eliminated by pinfall!"

Joey: "What the hell?! Travis O'Neal is eliminated within minutes!"

Jake: "I suppose that's what happens when you ignore your job all week and skip out on your training, huh? I wouldn't expect to see him stinkin up the backstage area anymore, either."

[The drunks all celebrate, as it's four on three now. Hart, Bryan and 6pack all communte to see who's in next, but XAW takes a few steps and points right at Ace Hart.

Crowd: "HART! HART! HART! HART! HART!"

[Hart looks at the crowd, but shakes his head.

Joey: "I think that Ace is biding his time!"

Jake: "You could call it that. I call it stalling."

[Instead, 6pack comes in and Joe comes in SWINGING- XAW blocks it, and sends a punch into Joe's stomach, Joe backs off, but side kicks XAW in the knee- XAW hops to one foot and sends a jab to the side of Joe's face- Joe grabs XAW by the ears and BAM! Headbutt- XAW shakes it off like a hangover, and sends a combo punch- ONE! TWO! to either side of the face, and then whips Joe into a neutreal corner. XAW goes to splash but Joe puts up a boot and catches XAW just under the chin, bending his leg, then extends it out in a kick! XAW flies back and falls to his side!

Joey: "Both men more brawlers then they are wrestlers..."

Jake: "Once again, you COULD say that although I say UNTALENTED IN THE RING."

[Joe comes at XAW with a driving elbow, but this time Joe gets a boot to the gut, and is kicked back into the corner, XAW rushes up and grabs both rops for a massive shoulder block, but Joe jumps it, and behind XAW- Xandy hits shoulder first into the ringpost, and holds his now-forming bruise...

Jake: "Break out the ben gay, although I think they all are still ga-"

Joey: "Oh, stop it."

[Joe clubs the back of XAW a few times, knocking the wind out of the lungs, and pulls him out of the corner for a somaon drop- it hits- and Joe covers- ONE! TWO! NO! XAW kicks out, and Joe rips him up- but XAW scoops him on the way and then drives him in a body slam, then checks his shoulder-

Jake: "Old man is breaking apart on us. Someone get the krazy glue."

[XAW steps back and tags in Johnny Legend, and all the women just die right there. Their dreams have come true. JL comes at Joe- but gets a punch to the face- and then another, and then Joe kicks him in the chest, knocking him into the ropes and then hits him with a samoan dr- NO! JL turns it into a tornado DDT! Joe is plowed and JL makes the cover- ONE! TWO! NO! Ace storms in and punts JL's head- JL is up on his knees, and the ref goes to push Ace out of the ring, and Bryan skids by and NAILS a dropkick to the head! JL flies back, and to the ropes, as Joe gets up and pulls JL up and slings him into the "6 and Rising".... But JL elbows, and elbows again to the side of Joe's head and breaks free, going to the ropes and back for a cross body- Joe catches it, but a knee to the side of the face, and he drops JL- Jl's on his feet, and nails a jawbreaker! Joe stamps off, And JL pulls him in for the Perfect Alibi- again, Ace comes in and tears JL down with a clothesline-

Joey: "Great stregey by Ace Hart- keep who you have in the match."

Jake: "Travis's disappointing showing must have freaked him out or something."

Joey: "Wouldn't it suck to lose to your own son? I bet it would. Plus the fact that Xander's been waiting for revenge for so long, this is a powder keg!"

[ Ace then goes over to Synergy's corner and SLAPS NED... then goes over to XAW and shoves him off the apron- CM goes to come in, but held back by the ref- and on his way out he goes for JL again- Ref is busy with him so as Joe gets up, CM pokes in and goes for his "Whapped".... nailing 6Pack in the jaw-- before CM can escape... Bryan comes in and grabs him by the arm, and whips him into the ref- the ref turns, screaming at CM, who's explaining things-

Joey: "The ref is calling for the bell!

Jake: "AAAAAAAAHAHHAAHA... disqualified!"

Bink: "Ladies and gentlemen, Christian Michaels has been eliminated by disqualification!"

Joey: "He is!"

[CM is livid, jumping around, screaming back at the ref, as Ace and Bryan laugh. Cm gets out of the ring like the ref says, and, then grabs a chair.

Joey: "What is he doing?!"

[CM ducks back in before Bryan and Ace vacate- and they turn into him- CRACK! Bryan falls into the corner- CRACK! Ace gets dumped to the side- the ref grabs the chair- but CM's DQ'ed already, so he shrugs, and shoves the ref away- and then CRACK! Smashes Joe 6Pack upside the head- then CM leaves the ring, looking back and cussing out the ref.

Joey: "The damage is done!"

Jake: "Gotta hand it to Synergy... they... uh, well they get pissed off easily."

[JL covers Joe- ONE! TWO! NO!! Bryan makes the save by tumbling atop JL... the ref pulls Bryan off and warsn him out- both he and Ace oblige, and JL covers Joe again- ONE! TWO! NO!! Joe kicks out! JL pulls him up and Joe has no qualms with a low blow- and JL backs off, holding his jewels and tags in Dangerously.

Crowd: "N E D ! N E D!"

[A few Neddy chants, as he steps into the ring, and Joe comes at him with a punch- NED backs away from it and then swings his leg into Joe's knee, bringing him down, and then putting his thumbs into his eyes! Joe grabs NED's wrists, and NED goes to hip toss him- he does, and Joe goes to the ropes and back with a mean Lariat, NED ducks it, Joe spins, gets kicked, and NED pulls him in for the "Jagged Reality"- Joe pushes NED back and then POP! Right to the jaw! NED reels, and comes back at Joe, but is scooped, and Joe runs with him for a powerslam- it hits, and Joe reaches for a tag- but NED grabs his foot and trips him up... Joe's hand barely misses Bryan's. NED stands, and pulls Joe for the "Iron Cross"...

Joey: "I think Dangerously's looking to make Joe pay for his comments this week leading up to the PPV!"

[Joe won't roll over for NED to finish, leaving his elbows to keep himself face up, then kicks his legs and clips NED in the mouth... NED backs off, and Joe gets to his feet, grabbing NED and sending him into the corner- Joe hits a splash, and then climbs up for a ten hit-

Crowd: "ONE! TWO! THREE! FOURFIVESIXSE-"

[But NED grabs him by the waist and tosses him down to his back, and comes out to drive an elbow- but Joe moves, and NED hit s a funny bone... he pushes up but Joe kicks, NED catches the leg and pulls him in for a clothesline... Joe gets put down and NED still has his leg- and rolls him over for a half crab, and sets it in- the ref asks if he'll give, and Joe says hell no.... NED reels back on it, but Joe still says no... Bryan thinks fast, and comes in the ring, and gets in NED's face with the bird. NED nods to Joe, showing he's gonna give- Bryan then BAM! blasts NeD on the side of the face and takes off- NED releases Joe and goes for Bryan- who scrambles through the ropes- NED reaches over and misses him by inches- Joe pushes up and NED spins- Joe slings him for the "6 and Rising"... NED elbows him to the side of the head, and shoves him back- Joe comes at him again adnd KICK! NED slings him for the "Jagged Reality" and BAM! NED covers- ONE! TWO! THREE!

Bink: "Ladies and gentlemen, Joe 6Pack has been eliminated by pinfall!"

Joey: "And then there were two..."

Jake: "And that Bryan guy is marking himself with a target, and that just isn't a good idea."

[Ace Hart steps into the ring,and goes nose to nose with Dangerously.

Crowd: "X A W! X A W! X A W! X A W!"

Joey: "The crowd wanting to see Xander and Hart go at it!"

Jake: "Maybe they're hoping they both get a heart attack and die."

[Ace and NED are still talking back and forth, as they go face to face, nose to nose...

Joey: "Father versus son, in just a few seconds!!!

[But, they both back off, and NED tags JL, and Ace tags in Bryan... Bryan comes in and NED catches him in the corner of his eye- and instead of leaving the ring comes at him- Bryan ducks- but JL is in the ring and leg sweeps Bryan- Bryan jumps it and comes down on JL with a guillotine leg drop!! JL spashes into the canvas face first and Bryan comes back up and meets NED with a boot to the face- NED's head dodges it, and the ankle is over his shoulder- NED brings down a double axe on Bryan's knee! Bryan feels it, with a yell, and NED trips up his other leg, Bryan flops down, but NED' cant attack as the ref is getting pissed.... JL covers- ONE! TWO! NO! Bryan kicks with ease, and both race up, JL a half second slower, and Bryan slings him into the ropes and back for a body drop- but goes for a waistlock instead and a belly to belly release- Bryan shoots over for the cover- ONE! TWO! NO!! JL kicks, but is ripped up, scooped in hit in a back breaker, Bryan keeps him on the knee, shoots up and hits a second... and then a third... JL sprawls over Bryan's Knee, and Ace comes in and STOMPS the head of JL! Jl flips over BRyans knee and lands face first, and Bryan comes up and down with a knee to the lower back, and digs it in as he grabs JL with both hands like a Camel Clutch....

Joey: "Williams and Hart are in dire need of a Synergy elimination!"

Jake: "Maybe Legend will puss out right here."

[JL yelps, but no give... Bryan changes tactics, and then swings around pulling JL in a front face lock and then BAM! Snap suplex, roll, and BAM! another... then brings him up again and splashes him forward, then swings back over and digs the knee into the back and pulls the head back... XAW goes in to break it, but NED holds him back.

Joey: "I don't think all the issues are settled between Dangerously and Legend."

Jake: "Fogiven doesn't always mean forgotten, Joey. And you can't have true forgiveness unless you're willing to forget."

Joey: "That's deep, Jake."

Jake: "Read it in a fortune cookie I had for dinner last night. PANDA INN RULESSSSSS!"

[JL's cranked back, and still holding his head, Bryan gets up and jumps, splashing onto JL's back, and again, and again, then slings him for a super camel clutch, and pulls back- but JL still doesn't give in...., Bryan cranks back more, and XAW finally comes in, and drags Bryan off by the head, and sets him up for a piledriver, the ref yells some numbers at him, and XAW flips him the finger, and pulls Bryan up- but Bryan flips up for setting himself up in a powerbomb... and then digs his thumbs into XAW's eyes... XAW falls back, and Bryan shoots up and into the ropes and back- as JL pushes up- knee to the gut, and Bryan pulls him up and nails the "Riot 07"... and JL goes lifeless- ONE! TWO! THREE! The bell rings.

Bink: "Ladies and gentlemen... Johnny Legend has been eliminated by Pinfall!"

Joey: "The odds have now become even!"

[NED climbs through the ropes, and Bryan stares him down. A murmur goes over the crowd, and the two circle each other.... they lock up and NED sends Bryan back to the corner- then slings him into a whip NED follows, and Bryan shoots through the ropes and pulls back- NED misses him and then Bryan slings him for a suplex to the outside0 NED manages to shift his weight to land on his feet on the apron- and sends an elbow to Bryan's face- Bryan fires back... and back and forth and back and forth- until Ace comes in and shoots over and shoves NED off and into the rail... NED pushes up and Bryan climbs back in and out with a "Tope Con Hilo", crashing into NED!

Joey: "A risky manuever pays off for Williams!"

[Bryan pushes up and grabs NED's arm, sending him back rolling into the ring... Bryan follows, and plucks him up--- He picks him up for a firemans carry and nails a gutbuster! NED blows air, and he's turned and covered- ONE! TWO! NO! NED kicks, and twista and reaches for the tag- which connects and XAW flies in and smokes the top of Bryan's head with a kick- Bryan shoots up and XAW takes him by the head and tights, and runs him over to the ropes, he goes to chukc him out, but Byran hangs on and just tumbles onto the apron. XAW hits the other side and comes back with a big boot to th eback of the head, but Bryan had started to get up by then- BAM! To the chest and Bryan flies off and into the railing!

Jake: ""Say good'day to Reggie Rae!"

[XAW feints over at him, then comes back and nails Hart in the face with a forearm smash.... Ace comes in after him, but NED flies across and gets a wasitlock, Ace back elbows an dspins around, chopping NED's chest, and runs him into the corner... XAW bails out of the ring and grabs Bryan, and runs him down into the stell steps with a crash! Bryan flips from the impact over the steps and to the cold hard floor. Ace slides out, behind XAW, and nails him in the face- but XAW fires back, left, right, left-

Joey: "You don't wanna get into a brawl with Xander Allen Walker!"

[XAW smashes him in the face with a raoring elbow, and then slides him back into the ring, awaited by NED- Ace comes up- swinging, but NED catches him in a spinbuster, and then wraps him up for the "Iron Cross"...

Joey: "OH MY GOD WILL HE TAP?!"

[NED cracnks back on it, and Bryans still dazed- Ace is far from the rope, to o far to reach it, but he tries- as NED reaches the rope and pisses of the ref.... The ref goes to him and kicks his arm, but NED's shaking his head like there's nothing wrong.... XAW reaches in near Ace and slaps the mat with his own hand three times and ducks out- the ref looks over and calls for the bell...

Bink: "Ladies and Gentlmen... Ace Hart has been eliminated by submission!"

Jake: "AHAHAHAHAA, that old fart screwed Ace over- pretty damn funny!"

Joey: "Ace Hart didn't tap... Ace Hart didn't tap... but Xander tricked the ref-!"

[Ace is forced out of the ring, and XAW drags Bryan up to his feet, and heads him over onto the apron... NED grabs him by the head, pulling him in and into the "Jagged Reality", but Ace comes back in with the chair and smashes NED in the back of the head, and then rolls out after XAW... Bryan falls as does NED.... as XAW grabs a a monitor from Jake, and raises it, ripping the cord... he tosses it at Ace who uses the chair as a shield, XAW kicks, and Ace doulbes over and XAW goes for a DDT- but the edge of the chair goes into his gut... XAW backs off, and Ace goes to smash him with the chair- but the ref catches it! He pulls it back and Ace turns around, livid...

Jake: "Dammit, I was watching Scrubs on that-"

[XAW gets a beer from a fan and tosses it in Ace's face as he turns back around, and punches him twice in the head- Ace swings back blind and almost hits the ref- who's screaming at him to leave the ringside area- but XAW tackles him and smashes the ref backwards-

Joey: "IN THE RING IN THE RING!"

[Bryan rolls over and covers NED.... ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! .... but no ref.... The ref gets freed as security rushes XAW and Ace... and the ref goes back in and finds the cover- ONE! TWO! NO! NED kicks!

Joey: "DAMMIT!"

[NED rolls to is knees, and Bryan comes at him with a Shining Wizard- NED ducks the kick and the foot flies over his head- and the plants Bryan down knee first- he drags him backwards, and goes for the "Iron Cross" again... Bryan grabs the bottom rope and pulls himself onto the Apron... He goes up the turnbuckle- and NED comes at him- before Bryan can jump the top is taken out from him and NED hits him with the "151 DDT".... He pulls Bryan from the corner- ONE! TWO! THREE! The bell rings...

Bink: "Ladies and gentlemen... your winners... Xander Allen Walker and Nic E Dangerously!!!"

Joey: "Synergy squeezes out a victory! You have to wonder how this owuld have been had the ref not been tricked!"

Jake: "Eh, refs are dumb. Replace them with Herman the robot!"

[Fade as "Always" by Dope plays...

[The Champion and his two challengers are in the ring. Apparenlty, someone's rushing to get this done and decided to screw entrances.

Joey: "Our first ever TRIPLE THREAT W2K Rules Iron man.... the rules are simple. One hour to rack up as many points as possible... one point for DQ, 2 for pinfall, and 3 for submission..."

Jake: "Snore. Ring the bell, I wanna see DVD's face get smashed like roadkill under a semi."

[Christian Michaels and David Van Dam stand ready to take the title from JT kash, but they have to wait a full hour until the final decision is made. The clock on the Tron is set to 60:00, and the points scores are all set at 0. The bell rings, and we're now at 59:59.... They kind stand there, and start pacing, each unsure of who to go after first... but then CM feints over and goes to legsweep DVD- he ducks it but JT Kash hits him with a spinning heel kick, knocking him back a few steps and CM reaches up and grabs him for a backslide- ONE! TWO! NO! DVD kicks and kicks fast, rushing to his feet, but JT grabs him and pushes him back into the corner- JT splashes him with a few peppers of fists, and CM pulls him back and hits an elobow to DVD's face, but JT whips CM into the opposite corner- and fakes running over to him- DVD steps out ofhis and JT spins back around with a leg sweep of his own the knocks the rug out from under DVD... JT grabs a leg and flips forward for a cover- ONE! TWO! NO! Cm rushes and breaks the count, ripping JT off of DVD- and into a Belly to Belly- JT is flung, and CM turns to get a tackle by DVD.... CM gets knocking on his back and DVD grabs both legs and catapults him to the corner- CM lands on the ropes, and turns around as DVD spins- he comes off the top with a cross body- he NAILS it but DVD rolls with it and ends up atop CM- ONE! TWO! NO! CM kicks-

Joey: "A very near fall there by David Van Dam-"

Jake: "Ugh... makes me sick to think he and I held the same heavyweight title."

[58:30 CM-0 JT-0 DVD-0... CM gets to his feet, but JT grabs him and decides to return the favor of the belly to belly0- but DVD grabs JT in a wasit lock and they all fling up as CM and JT are suplexed... DVD rolls to his feet and yells, as the crowd boos, he turns over to JT- and picks him up but JT rolls him in a small package- ONE! TWO! NO! DVD kicks, and they race up and into a tie up- CM wrestles into it, and it's a three way giveaway, as all three kick- each nailing the one to the left, and they all back away- DVD spins and ctaches CM in an Samoaon drop and then goes for JT an dhits him in the same- both roll, but as CM pushes up DVD slings him for a snap suplex and nails it, floating back over for the cover- ONE! TWO! NO! DVD doesn't give up though, holding CM in the hooked leg and pulling him up for a FISHERMANS...

Joey: "My god, what power shown by David Van Dam!"

[DVD gets him up part way and brings him down in a DDT... Cm slumps and rolls, and DVD goes to cover, but JT grabs his foot and yanks him back, leaping onto DVD's back and hitting a jumping swanton like splash onto CM- and leans back hooking a leg- ONE! TWO! NO! DVD yanks JT up and around to his feet, and then smashes him in the face with a knee, and then the other, and JT wobbles... DVD grabs him and goes to toss him over the ropes- JT grabs the top, lands on the apron, and then springboards a clothesline into DVD!! DVD rolls back, into a race up and JT lets go of a punt- DVD catches it and pulls JT in for a belly to belly, and it's NAILED.... CM pushes up and DVD's right on him with a belly to back!! DVD keeps ahold and bridges for the cover- ONE! TWO! NO! CM kicks at the last second, but DVD rolls and picks him back up for another belly to back, folding CM in half and bridging again- ONE! TWO! NO! JT pulls out DVD's legs and goes for a Boston Crab!!!

Jake: "No where for that snake to slither to now."

[DVD's hung back by JT, and JT has it locked in... But CM sling sup to his feet and nails JT with a bulldog- and pushes him over for the cover- ONE! TWO! NO!! JT kicks out, and CM pushes up and DVD sizes him up and hits a THIRD belly to back! He bridges it- but then lets it go at one, and gives JT Kash a spash to the face with a high knee, flipping him out onto the apron!! DVD flies back over to CM and makes the cover, CM still bent in half- ONE! TWO! THREE! The bell rings.

Bink: "Ladies and gentlemen, David Van Dam recives two points by pinfall!"

[56:23 DVD-2 CM-0 JT-0 ] DVD sits on his knees and raises his arms like he just won the title... JT jumps over the top and sends a missle dropkick to his back, flinging him back over CM... but JT yanks him off, and then aims his head and nails CM in the jimmy with a DVD headbutt!!!

Jake: ".... EW.... I think DVD's vying for Rhya's position..."

[The crowd laughs, and JT lifts DVD back up and swings him towards the corner- JT runs and jumps- DVD catches him and throws him over and into the ringopost, and JT's face is quashed against the metal... DVD climbs over, and and lifts JT's head, and smashes it intot he top of the ringpost again! JT slumps over the ropes and crashes into te floor after tumbling off the apron, and DVD raises his arms, and points at JT- inciting the crowd... CM comes up and gives DVD some of his own medicine with a belly to back release SUPERPLEX! DVD flings back and crashes in half, and rolls to his back... laying almost lifeless, as CM jumps back onto the ropes, and the comes back down on DVD with "Southern Climate".... SMASH!! DVD bounces and CM bounces off of him, but he shoots back over- ONE! TWO! THREE! The bell rings!

Bink: "Ladies and Gentlemen... Christian Micahels recives two points by pinfall!"

[54:46 DVD-2 CM-2 JT-0 ], and JT is stirring on the outside... He pulls himself to his feet, and Cm baseball slides and careens his feet into JT! JT flies back and into the guard rail, flipping over, and pulling himself up on some happy fans... he takes a beer from someone, and downs some of it, most going down his chest, and tosses the cup behind him, feeling a bit better, as he comes back over the rail. In the ring, CM is blasting DVD while holding him in a headlock- but DVD goes to shove him- CM releases, goes to the ropes but catches DVD again in a headlock- now DVD dips back with a german suplex... he bridges it- ONE! TWO! NO!... JT flies in as DVD goes to get up and nails a chop block- DVD goes to one knee and JT roundhouses him in the face, and DVD falls back... his legs under him- and JT drops down for the cover- ONE! TWO! NO! CM rips JT off, and slings him by the legs across the ring... CM drives a knee into DVD, who can't convulse from his legs being under him- and makes the cover- ONE! TWO! NO! JT rips off CM! Cm turns to his back and sends a heel into JT's jaw- JT is clocked an dhe wobbles back into the ropes-... CM runs at him but JT sends him up and over... CM lands on the floor, and JT turns around and goes to dive to the outside, but as he hops over the top, DVD clamps a waistlock, and spins him around and into an atomic drop- JT stands stiff and turns, as DVD scoops him up and plants him into a tree of woe- KICK! KICK! KICK! JT convulses, and CM slides in a chair. The ref picks it up- and DVD turns and grabs it, propping it at JT's face- DVD turns and comes back around for a baseball slide dropkick- but JT raises up with alot of waist strnegth and DVD catches his nads on the ringpost! JT is caught by CM, who scoops him, the chair between them, and raises him from the ropes and slams him... the chair atop JT, and CM stomps it, hard, as JT rolls from the pain,

Jake: "Isn't that a DQ?"

Joey: "He's hasn't actually USED the chair blatantly... it was just in the way. Besides, DQ's are up to the refs..."

[ 50:02 DVD-2 CM-2 JT-0... CM runs to the ropes and back and goes for a splash onto the chair on JT... but JT kips up at the last second and CM hits nothing but canvas, and JT takes the chair and drives it into the back edge first of CM! The bell rings!

Bink: "Christian Micahels is awarded one point due to disqualification!

[49:25 CM-3 DVD-2 JT-0.... JT then nails CM's knee with the edge of the chair, and the bell rings again.

Bink: "Christian Michaels is awarded one point due to disqualification!"

[49:15 CM-4 DVD-2 JT-0 CM rolls holding his knee, and JT takes the chair over to DVD and whask him in the chest as the crowd cheers. The bell rings.

Bink: "David Van dam is awarded one point due to disqualifiaction!"

Jake: "THA CHAMP IS.... giving up alot of points."

Joey: "He's got roughly 50 minutes to make them back up."

[ 49:00 CM-4 DVD-3 JT-0 ] CM rolls up to his feet, but JT tosses him the chair, and then Superkicks- BAM! The chair bounces off CM's skull, and CM wobbles...the chair falls to the canvas, and JT kicks CM in the gut and nails a DDT- ONE! TWO! THREE! The bell rings....

Bink: "JT Kash is awarded two points due to pinfall!"

[48:26 CM-4 DVD-3 JT-2 ] JT covers again- ONE! TWO! NO! DVD grabs JT's legs and pulls him off, then spins him to his back... He lifts JT up vertical by the waist and then does a sitout powerbomb- ONE! TWO! NO! JT kicks-and rolls DVD back and hooks his legs- ONE! TWO! NO! DVD kicks and they race up- JT takes his palms and smashes them into DVD's chest, exasperbating the charishot from earlier- DVD sucks wind, and JT shoulder blocks and akes him in a Northern Lights.... rolls and hits a second... rolls and goes for a third, but DVD stops it by putting on the breaks, and gutwrenches JT up, small of his back to DVD's shoulder... DVD then drops JT in a MASSIVE piledriver!!! JT goes limp and DVD makes the cover- ONE! TWO! THREE! The bell rings...

Bink: "Ladies and gentlemen, David Van Dam is awarded two points by pinfall!"

[46:15 DVD-5 CM-4 JT-2 ] The crowd boos, but DVD covers JT again- ONE! TWO! NO! JT kicks, sitting up straight, but DVD grans him by the hair and smashes him backwards, and covers again- ONE! TWO! NO! CM punts DVD in the face, and then lifts him up in a double arm... he goes for the DDT, but DVD back body drops him, and then comes around with a legdrop. He rips CM up by the arm and hits an Olympic Slam... and then pulls him up and hits a second...

Joey: "DVD's strategy is a deadly combination of the same high impact moves, and he's toasting Christian Micheals with those suplexes and those olympc slams!"

[ DVD covers- ONE! TWO! NO! JT stmps the back of his head, and DVD rolls to his back and catches JT"s foot, twisting an ankle lock and sending JT to the mat... DVD grapevines the leg, and JT reaches for the ropes... but no dice... DVD crawls back, and JT makes a break for it but DVD's got the twist back on.... JT beats his head against the mat... but he still can-t= but wait, his free leg- and he kicks- and kicks again... and then BAM! right to the face- DVD releases the leg grapevine, but not the twist, as he stands... JT twists around and onto his back, pulls DVD in and shoves him with his leg power into the corner- JT rolls to his feet and stumbles on his left foot (the twisted ankle), and goes to leap onto DVD=- his feet hit the secnd topes and he goes to pound, but he loses his footing and DVD shoves him back and grabs the left foot again and twists it- JT reaches for the ropes, but he can't get to them... DVD gets cocky, and JT rolls under himself and flips DVDs over him- they race up and JT's a second slower- adn DVD mauls him wtih a lariat and JT ends up flipping over his arm... He turns, into a kick by CM and CM goes for for the twist of fate- but in mid air DVD brings him back and over his shoulder, then tosses him to the outside!!! CM crashes hard, and DVD turns- JT has him scooped up to his shoulders, and into an airplane spin- then dumps him into a DVD.... DVD crumples, and JT shoots up his left leg and SMASH! heel first down onto DVD's throat...

Joey: "ACK HACK ACK!"

DVD turns to his belly and goes to crawl away... but JT steps on him and over to the ropes and jumps to the tope, gaining his footing ( his left foot is bothering him), and turns around, doing the X, as he goes for the "High Spot"... he does the splitleg moonsault- and DVD rushes to his feet and catches JT upside down, and BAM!

Joey: "WHAT A TOMBSTONE WHAT A DAMN TOMBSTONE!!"

[DVD lays JT before him and reaches across for the hook of the leg- ONE! TWO! THREE! The bell rings, and DVD sets back on his haunches.

Bink: "David Van Dam- two points for pinfall!"

[ 40:00 DVD-7 CM-4 JT-2 ] His eyes are closed, andhe goes to push up, but CM comes off the top with a springboard as he stands, and nails DVD goesing back as CM sits on his chest, reaches back for a leg- ONE! TWO! THREE! The bell rings.

Bink: "Christian Michaels- two points for pinfall."

[39:45 DVD-7 CM-6 Jt-2 ] JT stirs, getting to his feet, as he stumbles around, and CM sees easy pickings.... CM shoulder blocks and goes for a Northern lights, and hits it- bridges- ONE! TWO! NO! JT kicks, but bearly, sitting up and shaking the webs out of his skull, but CM grabs him by the hair, pulling him back down- ONE! TWO! NO! DVD rips CM off, spinning him and mounting for punches, back and forth left a nd right as CM's head reels and rocks and CM gets clocked, then DVD stops and covers- ONE! TWO! NO!! CM kicks, and they race up- DVD grabs the chair and goes to battering ram it into CM- but CM side steps and JT's right behind him, grabbing the chair and ripping it away- JT spins with it, facing the corner, and DVD comes after him- putting on a waistlock- but JT brings the chair backwards ove rhis head clocking DVD... The bell rings, but before Bink can say anything, JT shoots the chair in his direction, and clocks his shin!

Bink: "AH! GODDAMIT!"

[JT reaches back and grabs DVD's head ove rhis shoulder, and steps up the turnbuckes and sets sail nailing a modified Ace Crusher- DVD is lain out and JT comes to his feet and goes after CM- CM catches his arm, and whips him- HARD, to the turnbuckle- JT oversells it, ending upside down and going down in a heap... and CM walks over and picks him up by the hair, and BAM! Low blow!

Jake: "He played dead!"

[ CM doubles over, holding his nads, JT kicks his knee, and CM goes down like a rock... JT jumps on CM's extended Knee, and nails a shining wiards and Cm slumps off to the side, and JT grabs his legs, pulling him over to the side of the ring, and wraps his legs around the top, hopping over the top, and taking CM's bad leg, and pulling down as he jumps to the floor! CM convulses, holding his leg, and JT grabs it from the outside, and chops it in the back, and CM starts to crawl away...

Joey: "The Champion setting up for his figure four..."

[JT slings the bad leg over the bottom rope, and then sits on the aorin, wrapping CM up in the figure four, hanging himself off the apron backwards!!! CM comes to life and tires to get away but he's locked.... His arms flail and he's beating his head into the canvas, and JT bounces himself adding more and more pressure... and the bell rings!

Bink: "Three points to JT Kash by Submission!"

Joey: "CM saves himself for later by tapping now.

[34:00 DVD-7 CM-6 JT-5] DVD pulls CM by the arm as JT releases the hold, falling to the floor... DVD covers CM, hooking the good leg- ONE! TWO! THREE! The bell rings, as DVD shoots his arms up and Cm rolls, holding his knee...

Bink: "Two points to DVD by pinfall!

[33:40 DVD-9 CM-6 JT-5 ] JT comes off the top and flips, getting DVD in a blockbuster like move- and DVD is plastered... JT is sitting up, and then turns, rolling dvd over- ONE! TWO! THREE! The bell rings.

Bink: "Two points to JT Kash by pinfall!"

[33:25 DVD-9 JT-7 CM-6 ] JT goes from DVD and goes to CM, covering him- ONE! TWO! NO! CM kicks, and they race up, Cm a little slowe-r but hitting a haymaker, JT backs off, spins and comes back into a sloppy kick by CM, and into the "Just Like That"... JT is dropped... and CM rolls over to make the cover- ONE! TWO! NOOO! DVD pulls CM's leg... He pulls CM to his feet and scoops him for a driver, but CM locks in a head scissors and flings DVD over... DVD races to his feet, but CM suicides his knee into DVD's face with a jump- DVD is knocked back a few steps, and comes at Cm again- into an arm drag- and DVD flips to his feet and back- blocking a swing by CM and sending a haymaker of his own into his jaw... CM reels, and DVD goes for a belly to belly and nails it... He goes to cover, but before he can even touch CM, JT pulls him back and wraps him up in the Figure Four... DVD flails, and tries to turn JT over, but no dice... CM covers DVD at the same time, as DVD's hand tap- The bellt rings!

Bink: "Two points to Christian Michaels by pinfall, and three for JT Kash by submission!

Joey: A double fall at the same time!"

Jacob: WHOA!

Joey: OH MY GOD!

Cross pulls Skylar out of the hole in the wall and clubs him across the back so hard both men fall forward. Latino is back up to his feet now as he and Tim have Trey up and they double Irish whip Trey to the ropes. Trey ducks under a double clothesline attempt and stops behind both men. Latino turns around and gets tossed through the ropes like a rag doll, then Torn turns around and gets kicked in the gut. Trey steps over Tim’s neck and lifts him up for a piledriver. Trey locks his legs around Tim’s neck and rolls over with both men standing back to their feet, Trey double underhooks Tim’s arms now and lifts him up and drops him hard with a double underhook piledriver. Latino jumps up to the top rope, springboards over to the next top rope then another springboard and tries to drop Trey with a missile dropkick, but Trey side steps it and lets Diablo fall flat on his face.

Jacob: Jumping ass beaner.

Joey: JAKE!

Jacob: Yezzir?

Joey: You can’t say beaner on TV!

Jacob: Meh.

Joey: Than-

Jacob: BEEEEAAAANNNNEEERRRRR!!!!

Joey: *sigh*

Thug can be seen tearing at the hole in the wall made from Skylar’s head as Trey crosses over into ring one and clubs Cross from behind with a double axe handle. Cross stumbles forward as Skylar kicks him in the gut and the two club down onto Cross�?back until he falls to his knees and eventually face down on the mat. Thug now has a huge hole torn into the cage wall as he starts tossing in a couple chairs, a fire extinguisher, and a huge strand of barbed wire. The crowd starts o0o0o0oing as Thug picks up a can of gas and sticks it into the ring as well. Skylar walks over and climbs up to the top of the cage above Thug as Thug drags a table out from under the ring and hands it in over the top of the cage wall to Skylar. Skylar pulls the table in and drops it in the ring, before Thug hands up yet another table that Skylar takes as well and drops it down on the mat. The fans begin to boo now as the ten second countdown begins again. Diablo and Torn are back in the first ring fighting Trey and Skylar as we reach zero and Falcone rushes into the ring. Skylar walks over towards Cross as Falcone starts laying into Diablo. Skylar grabs the strand of barbed wire and unravels some of it then wraps it around Cross�?forehead several times , then pulling back on the end tightening it up. Blood just oozes from Cross�?head.

Jacob: DISGUSTING!

Joey: COME ON CROSS!

Skylar starts climbing the ropes with the barbed wire and ties it around the top of the cage wall. Cross is swinging at Skylar, but now he’s just out of reach as Cross is wrapped in barbed wire around his face and tied to the cage wall. Skylar stands in front of Cross mocking him until Tim torn dropkicks Skylar in the back pushing him into the grip of Cross…who relentlessly head butts Skylar with the barbed wire digging into both of their faces.

Jacob: EHAHGOD THAT’S GROSS QUIT IT CROSS!

Skylar finally falls face down on the mat as we see blood draining from his head like a faucet and onto the mat. Cross unwraps the barbed wire from his bloody face and rips it away from the cage wall. Cross starts wrapping the wire around his own arm, and especially around his shoulder just waiting on Skylar to get back up as the ten second countdown is on. The crowd is getting anxious awaiting Ryan Cain. 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 The buzzer sounds and the door opens. Ryan runs towards the opening only to have the door shut, Ryan steps back and lays a right hand into the mush of Thug. Ryan starts throwing right hands at Thug backing him all the way down the outside of the ring.

Joey: Ryan can’t even make it inside the ring thanks to Thug!

Jacob: It’s alright cause Ryan’s still causing damage on the outside.

Skylar gets up in the ring and turns around only to get plowed down by a Cross clothesline with the barbed wire wrapped around his arm. Latino is locked up in a camel clutch by Trey Trauma as Tim Torn blasts Falcone with the steel chair. Torn stumbles across the ring and falls down grabbing the fire extinguisher, he lifts it up and sprays it right into Trey’s face causing him to break the submission hold. Tim tosses the fire extinguisher down on top of Trey’s chest knocking the wind out of him before turning around and kicking Falcone in the side of the head causing him to roll over on his back where Tim torn runs at him with a standing shooting star press. He rolls out of the way and Latino Diablo comes in with a running senton splash. The countdown clock start counting again to enter the final participant before War Games officially starts. It gets down to zero and a buzzer goes off, but Thug and Ryan are still brawling out on the floor.

Jacob: I don’t see them getting in the ring anytime soon.

Ryan and Thug are both trading punches when a couple referees try to separate them. Ryan turns around and zero kicks one as Thug uses that to run into the ring, closing the door behind him. Ryan starts to walk forward but is stopped by Teddy Longfeather motioning that Ryan is being ejected to the back!

Joey: WHAT!?

Jacob: He kicked Jizzmoppers teeth in!

Joey: DAMN IT NO!!

Ryan is throwing a fit at ringside, but is forced off to the back. He walks by kicking the ring steps as Thug is in the ring mocking him and laughing. Latino Diablo comes up from behind Thug and puts him up on his shoulders as Tim Torn climbs to the top of the cage, Diablo turns around and torn leaps off with Huricanrana to Thug off of Diablo’s shoulders. Torn and Diablo both hop on top of Thug for the cover as Cross clotheslines Falcone with his barbed wire arm to stop the interference. 1...2...3!!

“THUG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE MATCH!�?/FONT>

Jacob: OH MY GOD!

Joey: CROSS JUST EXECUTED THE SINGLE MOST DEADLIEST EDGECRUSHER I’VE EVER FUCKING SEEN!

Jacob: WATCH YOUR MOUTH!

Joey: HE KILLED HIM!! HE KILLED HIM!!

The ref moves pieces of table out of the way before making a count as the crowd counts along. 1...2...3!!!

“SKYLAR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE MATCH!�?/FONT>