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‘’Greetings everybody and welcome to the WGEF barbecue.’�?/FONT>

We opened up in the ring. We saw a dark grill positioned in the center of the ring with several pieces of meat and everything aligned along the rack. As the smoke rose up to the ceiling area or at least tried to, we saw Drew standing there in front of the grill wearing a chef’s hat, an apron and had a spatchula in hand. The fans were cheering, they loved seeing the Television Champion out here with them right now and he started to speak while flipping a few burgers and/or hotdogs.

‘’This Sunday is the pay per view, on the edge. Everybody has seen the card; they know that I am defending the Television strap against The Rock and definite up and comer, Evan Bourne. Now as much as you have achieved in the past Rock, that was just that, the past. You have then since went on to make movies and everything of the sort and I will be the first to admit, I was a huge fan of yours Rock. I remember all those sing alongs with The Rock and everything and as much as I can see it in your eyes that you want to once again put gold around your waist?’�?/FONT>

He paused momentarily.

‘’It’s just not going to happen man.’�?/FONT>

He shook his head and continued to speak.

‘’I respect everything that you have given to this industry and for even being one of those guys who paved the road for me but you have to understand that I had these high intentions upon winning the Television strap. I have every intention on being the BEST Television Champion in the WGEF’s history and that happens by having a second successful defense at on the edge. Now I know that you along with Evan are looking to take away the title that I so busted my ass in getting and so that makes me push myself even harder in retaining it, especially when I see those very hungry eyes of Evan staring right at me as if he is lusting over the Television strap that I currently hold. You have been great thus far Evan, some would even go as far to say flawless but there is also the fact that you haven’t quite faced somebody of my caliber just yet. I am not undermining you, by no means but I am bringing the truth to light. Sure, you faced many great men in your tenure here thus far but you haven’t faced me just yet and you are going to see why I am the Television Champion and why I am willing to go that extra mile in-order to retain the strap that I am looking to establish as something bigger and much better than ever before.’�?/FONT>

He paused as he finished a hotdog and then slapped it on a bun where he then Quarterback launched it into the crowd as several reached out trying to grab it. He continued to grill inside of the ring as the people were cheering, they too wanted food from Drew as he grabbed a few burgers that were cooked and finished, he then launched them into the crowd before putting more meat on the grill and continuing to speak.

‘’I watched your matches Evan and you are impressive but the one thing that you are trying to do is to outshine me. Now that is something that very few if any can do because in big matches such as these? I excel in them. I go that extra mile and give more than the average man can give in matches and you are going to find that out, first hand. I am not that opponent whom you faced on that house show. I am much bigger, much better than that and you are going continue seeing just how amazing of an athlete that I am after on the edge. I am not bragging or anything here but I am stating the truth. I am not going to stand here and fill everybody with bullshit. I am going to preach the truth and the truth is that I am going to walk in to on the edge as the Television Champion and through hell or high water? I am going to also walk out as the Television Champion.’�?/FONT>

He took a moment to catch his breath, which wasn’t, but a second before continuing to speak while cooking the meat.

‘’No offense Evan but you might want to consider not competing in smaller matches elsewhere because you are putting yourself in chances of not being at your best and if you aren’t at your best then you can bet your ass that I am going to walk out still the champion. You see Evan, as much as you want this win, this title. As much passion and heart as you might have�?Don’t get me wrong, it will take you far, very far in fact but that’s not enough to get you through me. I know that you have these hopes and dreams of becoming the WGEF Television Champion and you even stated that you wanted to be in my shoes but let me tell you my friend. These shoes can never be filled. Sure, there is that chance that you could walk out as the new champion due to the fact that I don’t even have to be pinned. You could even pin me quite possibly but you still wouldn’t be in my shoes nor would you be in my position. There is a difference between us; you have everything to prove here in the WGEF and in this industry while I have already done that, ten times over. I know the position that you are in Evan, you are trying to step up and up the ante and there is no doubt that you are going to give me one hell of a fight, you and Rock both but I am simply not ready to relinquish the title just yet. I still have big plans for it where as many big named guys in my position would see it as a burden. I mean, if you want to get technical then I am still undefeated in my almost three months of competing here. I have ran through obstacle after obstacle, man after man in reaching the top pinnacle of what the Television strap can be and you are going to be riding along and trying to strip that away from me but I think that you are going to see that this Emperor just isn’t ready to fall quite yet.’�?/FONT>

He partially smirked; he was feeling great and quite confident in his ability to retain the strap. After a brief moment, he finished a few more burgers and hotdogs as he started getting them on the bun while continuing once again.

‘’So Evan, here’s some advice man. Don’t hit the bars, the clubs, that sort of stuff because it has no relevance to on the edge. Start focusing on your title opportunity at hand because you are showing signs of mental weakness and let me tell you�?Any sign of weakness will guarantee that you fail Evan and that isn’t a threat, it’s a promise.’�?/FONT>

He smirked as Blake and Chris came walking out and down the elongated steel ramp. They entered the ring as Drew gave them both food, Chris took a bite out of his burger and then kicked the grill, as the food was quite hot. The grill fell over and caught part of the ring on fire as well as Drew’s apron. Blake was heard as Chris was laughing, hysterically.

‘’Drew, stop drop and roll.’�?/STRONG>

Drew fell to the canvas and started rolling, everybody laughing hysterically. Several backstage workers came running out with fire extinguishers as they put out the ring, which was now burnt up pretty good. Drew rolled out of his white apron as he then got up to his feet, he stood there in a very small white thong with a huge tube sock stuffed in it as everybody was laughing so hard that they were crying. Drew saw the damage done to the ring and knew that Trish and/or Kaylee was totally going to chew him out for this stint. As everybody continued to laugh, the scene faded to black.
Promo finished.

‘’Don’t get me wrong, I respect a guy who visit’s the sick children as I do the same but as much as I hate to say it, he might want to get his head into the game and worry about me instead of completely avoiding me and everything that I have said all together.’�?/FONT>

There we opened up where Drew stood backstage, he had his arm rested and positioned on top of the black television like monitor. He was staring down at it and naturally, he had the Television strap draped over his left shoulder as he was the current champion and you just knew that he was looking to successfully defend it at the pay per view, on the edge. He had obviously caught Evan’s promo here just recently and while it was in fact a pretty good promo, he was making a huge mistake as he was basically avoiding the match all together which would really hurt and/or cripple his chances of getting that mental advantage which was needed if he wanted to top Drew to take away the title that he has been working so hard to make bigger and/or get more prestigious. Drew reached up stroking his chin as he reverted his full and undivided attention to the live rolling camera where he continued to speak expressing his thoughts about his match and opponents.

‘’You know, when I look at you Evan? I see a young me. I see a kid who is looking to pave his own way and man, I respect the hell out of you for that, I really do. However, the approach that you are taking is not going to cut it my friend.’�?/FONT>

He shakes his head continuing.

‘’You see, when you are competing against big named guys such as myself? You better be ready to step up every aspect of your game because a guy like myself walks into every situation, especially title matches ready and willing to lay it all on the line and if you are not ready to enter that level that I am at then step back until you are ready because I am very unbiased and will not hesitate to beat you no matter your experience in that ring. I see everybody as the same, contender’s at my strap and yeah, you have made it crystal clear that you are out to take away the Television strap but you know? I just don’t feel that you are ready yet. Now don’t take that as me undermining you because I am not but with what I have seen thus far? I can tell that you just aren’t ready to step up to that level of guy that the WGEF Television title needs and hey, maybe not now but in the future? You will win this title. You will be one hell of a competitor and a champion to boot but right now you just aren’t focused enough on me or this match to walk out as the champion and I know that it fires guys like you up hearing that but it is the truth and we both know it deep down.’�?/FONT>

The look stretched along his face shows that he was very confident and meant every word that he had just said only moments ago. He stood there and removed his arm from off of the monitor in which it was rested on; he situated the Television title on his shoulder as he then continued with letting his thoughts flow like a fine wine. Everybody sitting at home and at the arena tuned in listening on intently as they anxiously waited to hear what it was that he would say.

‘’I know that you want to start that journey here in the WGEF as a champion and while it is admirable, it is also not going to happen. Everybody has his or her chance in that proverbial limelight and as I said, yours is inevitable one day Evan but that day isn’t at on the edge for my title. I was kind of flattered that you wanted to be in my shoes because that shows a great deal of respect and then when I saw you with that little child? It reminded me of my old days back in OCW but the one thing that I realized was that if you blank out your opponent and the match at hand then it will really hurt you in the long run. Now you don’t have to take my advice, I am not trying to preach to you or anything but if you want this here strap then you better be coming at me like a hungry pit bull searching for food because we both knew that when this match was booked? The three of us were going to tear each other limb from limb. When the right opening would present itself? The stronger pit bull would tear the throat out of the other two and that is where we are currently at because Rock wants the strap, Evan wants the strap and everybody already knows that I want to retain the strap so we are looking at an epic build up here but with a slight failure to communicate, if you catch my drift.’�?/FONT>

He smiled as he only paused momentarily before then continuing picking up right where he left off.

‘’You know, I hear everybody ranging from Michaels all the way to Angle talking bad about me and the fact that the Television title means ‘nothing�?to them or is the lowest form on the WGEF food chain is quite humorous because I have beaten Michaels already. I have technically not been defeated here in almost three months so for them to say that the Television title means nothing makes them look extremely foolish, as the Television Champion has beaten them. What was once the lowest form here in this company has immediately shot up to the second tier title. No offense to Trish as she has done a great job defending that strap and everything but I have people coming out of the woodworks just to get a crack at me and the Television strap and Evan is one of those guys. Here he is wanting to get his foot into the door, here he is trying to budge me out of the way so that he can get some notoriety and some respect around here and believe me, by defeating me? You would definitely gain that respect Evan but you have to remember that I am not ready to give up my spot as the Television Champion just yet. I have stated it before that I absolutely love holding this here strap and with that love comes great responsibility in defending it amongst other things and I would assume that you would understand that Evan but then again, when you are hungry and can taste gold? It stays on your mind until you reach that pinnacle and you are being put in that position to reach the top of the Television mountain but rest assured that I don’t take threats too kindly.’�?/FONT>

He shook his head and stared into the camera, as the look on his face was a very serious one. He wasted no time however as he immediately spoke out continuing with his thoughts.

‘’Now I know that you have not literally threatened me verbally but you are threatening me by trying to walk into that ring at on the edge to take away MY Television strap and so I hope that you are ready for a war because let me tell you, it is going to be just that my friend. When a threat enters my territory? I immediately nuke it and get rid of it as fast as possible and that is what I have planned against you and Rock come time for on the edge. When that bell rings? War and all hell will break loose. Everybody has one common goal in mind and that is to walk out as the WGEF Television Champion but as we know, only one can walk out the champion. Now that might be you, it might even be Rocky but if I were a betting man?’�?/FONT>

The camera panned in on his face.

‘’I wouldn’t bet against me.’�?/FONT>

A huge grin stretched along his face as he continued to stand there quite confident in his ability and everything in-between. He repositioned the Television title onto his shoulder as he then spoke out one final time before this promo came to a close.

‘’See you two very soon.’�?/FONT>

With that being said, he walked over to the camera that was set-up live to record him. He pushed the stop button with his thumb as the audio and video feedback abruptly cut off switching to static.

Scene fade and promo finished.

Television’s all around the world and the huge jumbotron came on as we saw the immediate face of Drew Stevenson standing there in view, he had the WGEF Television Championship belt draped over his left shoulder where it belonged as of late and as he stood there, a huge grin ran and stretched along his face as he seemed quite confident like he definitely had something in mind and of course if you knew Drew then you knew that something was boiling on his mind. He sported a black Armani suit, had his hair tied back into a ponytail and wore a very nice and expensive pair of Oakley sunglasses as he took this time to address everybody as if he was the President and had all of the airtime in which he wanted. Granted, he currently did have everybody’s attention as he paid for airtime on every television station known to man and cable or satellite.

‘’I would like to stand here before you today and let you all know that we are in this fight together. When I became the television champion? I took a vow to become the champion of television, that translates to YOUR champion because it is you, the people who watch the television and it is I, the television champion who is more than glad to represent each and everyone of you wonderful fans.’�?/P>

A huge grin was still seen upon his face as he stood there with many thoughts racing through his mind. He repositioned the Television title onto his shoulder as he then continued to speak.

‘’At on the edge, we watch as two men gain the opportunity at trying to stand before you today in my position and be your champion, the champion of television. Rock has been in this role before; he knows what it takes and what it’s like to be the champion of the people but since returning? I feel that Rock knows in his heart that he just doesn’t have it anymore to walk out there night after night, week after week and be the fighting champion that I have been and you know, don’t feel bad Rock. I have beaten many before you and even the past Television Champions here in the WGEF have not lived up to the titles expectations but you know, that all changed the very moment that I defeated Orton for this here strap. The very moment that I won? Trish and Kaylee both knew that they had that rightful champion that could FINALLY give this title here some actual prestige and as I noted before? I have taken this title beyond that of even the Intercontinental title and that isn’t arrogance but the truth. I have backed that claim up already and I am going to do it once again as I step into that ring at on the edge and I do what you used to do on a weekly basis Rock�?Electrify the fans!’�?/P>

He had this partial smirk expressed upon his face as he felt pretty good in everything that he said. He still remained standing there, he then continued to speak getting all of his thoughts out there in the open and on a verbal level.

‘’I am going to put on a performance that will go down as history making. After on the edge airs? There will be no more doubting that the Television title has surpassed the expectations that everybody put forth against it. Nobody ever expected for it to rise so fast but it has and I would like to that I had a big hand in that as I go out there each and every week and fight to defend this strap and/or its honor, something Orton sure as hell didn’t do during his tenure as the champion. Rock, man, I suggest that you return to movies because I am not going to give you an inch to breathe in that ring. I know your style, I know how you compete and everything of the sort but those days where you were in your prime are gone and have been for quite some time man so you might want to reconsider everything about your career and think it over very carefully because I am in it to win it and if that means by walking into on the edge and defeating the great one then well, you better believe that I will do just that my friend.’�?/P>

A slight smirk crept up along his face as he switched the title over to his right shoulder now. He knew that WGEF was forking out millions of dollars for this one promo so that every channel could broadcast his speech and so he made sure that the fans received the best that Drew could offer them. In any case, as he remained standing there behind the black screen, he took in a breath of air before then continuing picking up right where he left off upon stopping for a brief moment.

‘’Now Evan, isn’t it ironic how you cut three promo’s which give me no material yet I give you all the material in the world to use? Do you know why that is? Because I’m not afraid of getting defeated. Despite giving you everything and getting nothing in return? I remain very confident in the fact that I will walk out still the Television Champion. That is because I believe in my abilities in that ring. I don’t run around trying to hide stuff so that my opponent will hopefully be at a loss for words…’�?/P>

He shook his head and continued to speak.

‘’Instead, I give them every bit of the material needed in-order to defeat me but the thing is that they can never utilize it properly. They can’t piece it together properly in-order to one up me and that is exactly what is going to happen this Sunday at on the edge. Evan and Rock will try, hell, they will even be one hell of a competitor in that ring and I can admit that but there is a big difference between being one hell of a competitor and upping your opponent. I see that fire in Evan’s eyes; I can tell that he wants to walk out as something greater than just another guy but unfortunately for him? That isn’t going to happen on my watch. When we are on my time? Everything goes MY way and that’s just the way that it has to be and I know that you won’t like hearing that or anything of the sort but quite frankly? I could really care less! When you standing across that ring from me? You are an adversary. You are nothing more than an opponent and I will treat you as such so I suggest that you get your ass in gear Evan because you are showing that sign of wear and tear or simply ‘the rookie�?mistake as you cut promo after promo but completely disregard your opponent and/or the match up so that you can try and hope that he gives up talking on you. Don’t fret my friend, I am a man of MANY words as you can tell and the VERY moment that I smell blood? I strike for it. I sense that weakness, that injured or wounded animal if you will and I attack until that animal is lying dead on my grounds. You see Evan, I don’t take threats well, I get in there and I eliminate them as fast as humanly possible and you are going to realize that, all you have to do is simply look my way and start trying to fight me face to face, man to man and tooth and nail. This avoiding shit isn’t going to get you anywhere and I hope that you start seeing that because it’s kind of no secret that Rock has already bowed out gracefully but you?’�?/P>

He stretched out his index finger pointing at the screen.

‘’You are still fighting, or at least trying to anyway. I am not trying to belittle you or anything man but I am not going to bullshit you either. This match up WILL be the hardest in your career, if you don’t come ready, prepared and confident then I am going to run right through you and on to the next challenger and that isn’t arrogance talking my friend, it is the truth. For your sake, I really hope that you start getting yourself together because as you can tell, I am fired up to defend my title and I am going to do just that. So come ready or die trying, your choice.’�?/P>

He stopped talking as he then smiled and stood there momentarily as the video feedback started to fade out to black. The fans back at the arena screaming and cheering as we then returned to our regular scheduled programming.

It would be a very long night on this clear yet cold day where the WGEF Pay Per View, on the edge would air tonight. Everything opened up on the screen as we saw the logo reading Drew TV in dark green lettering as we then realized that the WGEF simply decided to give him his very own channel instead of forking out millions each and every promo so that he could truly be the champion of television as he branded himself upon winning the WGEF Television title. We opened into a very different sight, there we saw Drew who sat on the toilet with his pants at his ankles as it looked as if he was taking a shit in which he was but why was it being aired on national television? Well, if you remembered ED TV then you would definitely remember and know the situation at hand but as he sat there really fighting this thing, he glanced over and saw that the red light was glowing upon the top of the camera and there was a dude standing there as well who was holding the camera upon his shoulder recording everything, live on television. Drew smiled, he didn’t seem too embarrassed by this weird situation because he really wasn’t shy at all and as they recorded, he sat there on the toilet taking his daily shit as he started to speak about his match up and everything else that needed to be discussed.

‘’Well, this sure does look like quite the strange situation but, welcome everybody to Drew TV. I am your host, Drew Stevenson.’�?/FONT>

He smiled and remained sitting there, as he really wasted no time at all in continuing with this promo and everything that he had to say regarding these matters.

‘’Tonight, everybody will be tuning in to on the edge while sitting in the comfort of their warm homes. They will be routing their favorite star or diva on and simply enjoying the night and festivities that the WGEF brings and I will be the first to say that, I am honored to be competing for everyone of you on this fine night.’�?/FONT>

The fans started cheering, they loved hearing stuff like that and especially from him because they knew that he was sincere and that he meant it. He loved a good fight, this much was known and as he sat there shitting out what he called ‘nuggets of wisdom�? he once again spoke out letting his thoughts run wild.

‘’I know that I have already spoken about Evan and Rock to the point that you are most likely comatose but you know, you can never be too careful on title matches. As I have stated, I have this feeling in the pit of my stomach that Evan still wants this thing but a part of me is saying that he has given up. I mean, the man knows obviously that if he gives me any material at all that I will counter it and verbally twist him into a pretzel and he would be right on that. I am quite possibly the best out there on a verbal level and I think that it’s safe to say that after I completely tore Michaels a new hole.’�?/FONT>

That huge grin that he was quite known for had suddenly stretched along his face because not many has ever truly verbally outdone Michaels but Drew has and tenfold. He knew that he has taken everybody to the proverbial woodshed thus far and he was going to continue at on the edge with Rock and Evan. Anyway, after taking that much needed shit, he motioned for the camera to get out as they did so that he could wipe and flush, you get the hint.

Moments later�?/P>

As we heard the sound of the toilet flushing, we saw the door open where Drew came out after washing his hands. He then walked over to the bed and sat down on the edge of it as he placed his hands into his lap and just stared deep into the live rolling camera. It was rather strange as it was so quiet but that was broken as he finally spoken up thus shattering that silence barrier into a million pieces.

‘’You know, I really don’t know where to begin. I mean, here Rock said that he would beat me and walk out as the new WGEF Television Champion as well as Evan did but I don’t see that any means necessary thing happening in-order to defeat me. I see that you haven’t cut an actual promo in awhile and that is a shame because I have given you plenty to work with and I was kind of hoping that you would be this opponent who takes me to the limits but…’�?/FONT>

Suddenly the cameraman interrupted him.

‘’Evan did recently cut a promo.’�?/FONT>

Drew looked dumbfounded, he blinked a few times before then speaking up to answer the cameraman.

‘’Oh really? Then air that puppy out.’�?/FONT>

We at Drew TV then cut out momentarily as we catch Evan’s promo. We return rather briefly to see Drew sitting on the edge of the bed still stroking his chin. He then smirks and starts to speak about what the challenger had said.

‘’Welcome back everybody and great to hear from you Evan, I was starting to think that you just kind of gave up but hey, I was wrong. Now you see, I am not worrying what you are doing but simply trying to lead the buffalo to water per se. I strive on competition and I can’t get that if you are out jacking around with Nelly, your friends and drinking. You see, I know what needs to be done in-order to win and I am doing just that. I have stayed focused, I am in the best shape of my life and yeah, I might be full of it Evan but you would be best to not put me into the back of your brain matter because if you do?’�?/FONT>

He pauses momentarily.

‘’I can stamp a guarantee on the fact that you WILL be looking up at the lights as my hand is raised and the Television title is draped over MY shoulder. I hope that you have learned on how to deal with losses and setbacks man because you were right, there is no beef between us. I think you are a very gifted young athlete and you will get your day to shine, no doubt about that but as much as you want it? I want it more. You see, I hear everyday from somebody that I am over the hill and what not but I am only twenty five years old and as they say�?Much like a fine wine? I only get better with age.’�?/FONT>

A huge grin ran along his face as he continued to speak definitely seeming quite confident in his ability and everything.

‘’We are going to give on the edge one hell of an opening match up for the main event, there is no denying that but the one thing that I can deny is you walking out as the new WGEF Television Champion. I admire the fact that you want to be like me and in my shoes but after tonight? Start being ready to reclimb that mountain because the Television title is going nowhere and THAT my friend is a promise.’�?/FONT>

After that was said, he pressed himself up to his feet and just smiled. He then reached over grabbing his duffle bag and slung it over his left shoulder as he exited the room heading to the arena to get ready for his huge title defense.

Scene fade.

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