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As myself and my wife are coming out of the 'Twilight' movie premire having just watched an exciting movie with one of my good friends Robert Pattinson who plays "Edward Cullen' in the film. I catch him in the hallway and tell him what an awesome job he did in the picture and how my wife is definatly for 'Team Edward' as he leaves our side my very own WGEF accomplaied us to the premire and sat through the entire thing.

WGEF Camera man: Did you want me to go and get the camera?

We look at him rather odd and shake our heads from side to side.

::-SP3@R-:: - Dude, this is a Hollywood Movie Premire for one of the biggest movies of the year. We don't want other people to see this, espically not those ungrateful WGEF fans. Go, have fun and meet people. Just don't forget who your working for.

As he's walking away back to the big crowd of celebirties, my wife yells to him.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - WE'RE LEAVING IN AN HOUR AND A HALF! YOU HAD BETTER NOT BE LATE!

I take her hand and we begin walking down the streets of Hollywood, California. As we walk the streets looking for a place to eat we spot a nice litte diner. We approach it and enter through the double doors we then sit down and at a booth and begin looking at the menu's, my wife sets her menu down and begins looking at me.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - Baby, we've been out in Hollywood all week and you haven't trained once for your Tag match with Johnny Malone this weekend at 'On The Edge'. Are you guys going to win this weekend or am I looking at a loser?

I take off my black hat and begin un-buttoning my suit jacket where upon I take out my Apple iPhone and see that I have a message from my agent letting me know about the card for the 'Rampage' following 'On The Edge'. My eyes get wide as I see what the main event is for this night is going to be. My wife see's my face and looks at me questionably.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - What is it baby?

I look up at her and begin reading from my Blackberry.

::-SP3@R-:: - On 'Rampage' this week it looks like i've got the main event match and it's against Chris Michaels and it may or may not be for the number one contendership to the WGEF Championship.

She get's a shocked look on her face.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - Well what does that mean?

I look up and into her eyes.

::-SP3@R-:: - It means that I may or may not be in a main event match competing for the number one contendership to the World Championship of this company. And if they decide that the match can be for the number one contendership then i'm going make damn sure that I win and face and beat whoever the winner of the Elimination Chamber match is.

A waitress finally comes around to our table and takes our drink order. She then asks us if we are ready to give her our food order, we tell her that w eneed a little more time to discuss what we're about to order for food this evening. She says that she understands and that she will come back in a little bit to see if we've made up our minds as to what we would like to eat.

::-SP3@R-:: - This weekend we're going to beat Shawn Michaels and Triple H. I do not intend on losing to those two idiots, they may have ruled the wrestling world in their prime but, they do not rule the present and on sunday that's going to become real true. the 'King Of Kings' is going to be de-throwned and the 'Showstoppa' is going get his show STOPPED.

The waitress comes back with our drinks and sets them down on the table. She then asks us if we're ready to order, we tell her what we would like to eat and she takes it to the back as we continue to talk.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - Didn't Triple H become so obsessed with being the World Heavyweight Champion that it ended their friendship because he decided to attack to Shawn and put him out for good?

I nod my head that the event she is recalling is true.

::-SP3@R-:: - Yes. Your talking about Summerslam 2002 where they fought in a last man standing match. Had Hunter kept himself up though 2006 they might have actually been alot more powerful then anyone on WWE's roster at the time. Hell, they probably would have been the Tag Team Champions at one point. It's too bad that Hunter had to go and get injured and leave Shawn all by himself to face 'Rated RKO'. Fucking DX, the people love them and when you go up against them your always supposed to be the losing party. That just isn't going to happen, espically if I have something to say about it. I'm going to show these people that DX is not as great or as deserving of their respect as they claim they are. I Fucking HATE DX.

As I finish telling Monica this, the waitress arrives with our food.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - We've got to hurry baby. Our flight to Buffalo is in the morning and we don't want to be late.

::-SP3@R-:: - Sunday night, Triple H and Shawn Michaels will regret the day reformed D-Generation-X and at 'On The Edge' Johnny Malone and I are going to DESTORY DX.

The scene fades out as we begin to eat our food.

We arrived in Buffalo, New York this afternoon and since we arrived I have been mauled for autographs and pictures. Even when myself and my wife are trying to eat at one of our favorite resturants people come up to me and ask me to sign something or pose for a picture with them. Being the 'bad guy' has made people like me more then it did when I was a 'good guy'. I arrive at the arena to see how everything is set up and so I know my surroundings for Sunday night when myself and Johnny Malone anniliate D-Generation-X, Triple H and Shawn Michaels, from existance. I'm on the list today to do an autograph signing at a local mall in Buffalo. So while i'm busy making all of these idiotic fans dreams come true by simply signing a piece of paper for them, Monica is busy adding to her wardrobe and lessening the money in our bank account. At the autograph signing I see none other then Chris Orton. I walk over and tap him on the shoulder and as he turns around I act like i'm going to hit him and he flinches but tries to shrug it off like it's nothing.

Chris Orton - You know I could have taken you if you would have actually hit me.

Through my sunglasses I roll my eyes at him.

::-SP3@R-:: - Chris, your too much of a pretty boy that if a fly landed on you if would take you down easily.

Chris Orton - It's got to be killing you that i'm in the Elimination Chamber match and your facing DX.

I shurg as we take our seats at the table we're going to be sitting at to sign autographs.

::-SP3@R-:: - Not really. Because while one of us is going to come out the winner, the other is going to be named the loser and if I were you and I won that match, i'd be watching where I walked around the locker room alot more carefully.

Chris Orton looks at me like I just told him something he's shocked about.

Chris Orton - Oh and why is that?

Sounding like his worst fears were possibably coming true right here before him, I answer him.

::-SP3@R-:: - Because on 'Rampage' this week, i'm in the main event against Chris Michaels and whoever wins the match is going to be named the number one contender for the WGEF World Heavyweight Championship. And you can bet your ass that I plan on winning that match.

Chris mumbles under his breath some curses and puts on this HUGE fake smile for the fans as they begin coming up to us.

::-SP3@R-:: - You know Chris, you really shouldn't worry about that match right now though. I wouldn't want it to be the reason that you lost the Chamber match just because you didn't want to face me and put your title, should you win it, on the line.

He gets a smart ass looking grin on his face and comes back at me.

Chris Orton - And if I were you, i'd worry about trying to NOT get my ass kicked by DX at 'On The Edge'.

The smile I had on my face has now dissapeared as I look over at him and continue signing autographs with my name and underneath it in quotation marks I begin writing 'DX Sucks!'. Every so often a fans tells us how great we are and how much they love what we do on television every week. My fans seem to know more about my career then I did myself, i'm still surprised I have fans considering that I could careless about each and every single one of them.

.::[Many Hours Later]::.

As we finish up with the autograph signing and my wife finally comes back from her all day shopping spree. As she comes into the F.Y.E in the mall we're currently set up in she see's the face of Chris Orton and merely scowls at him. She comes up to me and give me a passionate kiss on the mouth.

::-SP3@R-:: - What was that for baby?

She looks at me and shurgs as Chris finishes up with the last autograph.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - For being a wonderful husband to me and letting me go while you sit here and work all day long.

::-SP3@R-:: - Oh, well in that case. Your welcome.

I kiss her as she sits down on my lap. I look over at the wall and see a couple of DX t-shirts displayed on the wall. I walk up to one of the workers and ask them why they have DX garbage on the wall. I ask her to give me every single piece of DX merchandise. As she brings me a bag with every single DX item in it, Monica and I leave the autograph signing and I take the bag into a restroom set it up inside a urinal and begin to urinate inside of it. As the bag and every item in it is saturated with piss, we take the bag with us outside of the mall and into the back alley. I ask my wife for a couple of matches, I then lay all of the merchandice on the ground outside, being very careful not to get any of the piss on me or my clothing. Monica hands me the matches and I light one and throw it on the ground where the merchandise is. One of the shirts begins to catch fire, I light another and toss it on the stack of t-shirts and step back as the fire begins to over take the rest of the clothing that is saturated in piss. I look down at the DX merchandise and see a clear future in my path.

::-SP3@R-:: - Sunday night, D-Generation-X is going to go up in flames. Just like their merchandice is right before my eyes.

The scene fades out with both Myself and my wife watching as DX goes up in flames.

We've been in New York for a couple of days now and have pretty gotten everything that we need. The next step is facing D-Generation-X and beating them within an inch of their miserable lives. We've entered the arena already and have found out where our locker room is set up, i've been preparing myself for this day since the match was announced. I'm seen standing around in my warm up gear looking for Johnny Malone since having not seen him all week except for his defeat on 'Rampage' this past week. I decide that he'll eventually pop up somewhere and me and my wife begin making way around the backstage area. We finally find a place to stop and just settle down away from everyone else in the back.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - You know, tonight I don't even care if you lose. I know that you'll have put your heart and soul into giving this match everything you've got and finally get these supposed 'legends' to respect the newer generation stars.

I look at her and kiss her on the nose.

::-SP3@R-:: - I know we sat back and watched that ridiculous interview that Triple H cut and I just don't know what the hell he was saying. he mumbled something about giving them and the rest of the attitude era stars some of the respect that they've apparently earned and while the attitude era turned me into a fan, it also made expect more out of the era and once it was gone, they couldn't find anything to ressurect it. Simply pathetic.

She just continues looking at me and playing with my hair.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - Well tonight, Triple H and Shawn Michaels are going to find out that your a better 'one man wrecking crew' then they ever were or could hope to be. Our catchpharase through out this entire feud has been 'FUCK DX' and that's the mentality your going to have tonight.

::-SP3@R-:: - Tonight that changes. It's not 'FUCK DX' anymore, it's "FUCK Hunter' and 'FUCK Shawn', This is WGEF not WWE or TNA. It's not like they'd accept them anyway...Well Vince might considering that Hunter is his son in law. Tonight i'm going to kick Hunter's ass and make Shawn's 'boyhood dream' turn into a bad, terrible nightmare. Chris Michaels can consider tonight's match a preview of what I plan on doing to him on 'Rampage' this tuesday night.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - Baby, I know your going to walk out the winner of the number one contenders match as the new number one contender for the WGEF Championship. God I can't wait to be able to hold all the gold over my shoulder...assuming that it's alright with you?

I nod that she can hold as long as she wants to and as we are about to kiss each other, out of no where Johnny Malone and Adalyn Raine makes their much anticipated arrival.

Johnny Malone: Sorry to interupt.

We both look at them for a moment, just a little pissed.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - I'm gonna go get something to eat from catering, I'll meet you in the locker room.

She leaves and I just can't seem to take my eyes of her as she continues to walk away. I then turn my attention back to Adalyn and Johnny as he begins to speak.

Johnny Malone: Tonight we are TOTALLY going to kick Hunter's and Shawn's asses!

I nod my head in agreement to him that the statement he just made couldn't be any more true.

::-SP3@R-:: - Definatly, it's a shame thought that we're only getting to team for one night only. I think we'd do pretty good as a team, we could ourselves 'The Legend Killers' or something cool like that.

Adalyn nods at the statement as I look at her.

Johnny Malone: Oh, this is my girlfriend. Her name is Adalyn Raine and she'll be accompanying me to the ring tonight.

::-SP3@R-:: - The women I was standing here with a minute before you walked up, that was my wife. And she'll always be accompanying me to the ring. Including 'Rampage' on Tuesday night when I kick Chris Michaels ass and become the number one contender for the WGEF Championship.

Johnny begins to glare at me.

::-SP3@R-:: - I've just got one question for you though.

Johnny Malone: Sure, what is it?

::-SP3@R-:: - You are going to have my back out there tonight aren't you?

Johnny takes a step back and just looks at me before putting his hand out for a handshake. I simply look down at his hand as he holds his position right where he's at with Adalyn looking on.

::-SP3@R-:: - That's what I thought. I don't shake anyone's hand. But it's good to know that your going to have my back if I get into to trouble out there.

He puts his hand down and as he's about to say something, I stop him.

::-SP3@R-:: - Listen, i've got to go meet my wife at our locker room. So I guess i'll see the two of you later on tonight.

As I say this I leave the area and begin making my way back to the locker room where I see Monica standing outside the door with a pizza box in her hand. I run over to the door and open it up for her, we both walk into the locker room and sit down to begin eating our food. Monica makes her way over to me and sits down next to me. Question on her face.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - Baby, are you ready for tonight?

I look at her like she's lost her mind.

::-SP3@R-:: - Of course i am. What kind of question is that?

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - It's one I seriously don't think you've actually sat down and seriously thought out. I think you might be out there alone tonight.

::-SP3@R-:: - Why's that baby? You think Johnny might leave me out there to on Hunter and Shawn by myself?

She shakes her head and looks away from me as if she see's something bad happening tonight. I make her look at me and I see that uncertain look on her face.

::-SP3@R-:: - Tonight isn't about an alliance with Johnny Malone. I'm going out there and I plan on kicking some DX ass, after tonight our alliance won't mean anything because 'Rampage' is the event i'm looking towards.

She smiles at me and turns back to finish eating.

.::[Right Before 'On The Edge' Goes LIVE]::.

We've been in our dressing room for the majority of the entire day. Planning our plan of attack for tonight and as we are finishing up there is a knock on the door of the dressing room. I grab a steel folding chair and get it ready for anyone unwanted, I open the door and take a step back allowing myself to take in just who the person is on the otherside of the door. I open it and it's revealed to be none other then one of the youngest members of the reporting staff and ironically the most obnoxious. Nearly shaking, he extends his hand and begins speaking.

Matthew Green: Uh...Hi, my name is Matthew Green and I was wondering if I could interview you for tonight's pay per view?

I roll my eyes and shut the door and turn to my wife who is standing at our table.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - Who is it baby?

::-SP3@R-:: - Apparently it's Matt Green. He wants to interview me for the website tonight before the show starts. Should I let him? He sounds kind of annoying.

She takes a moment to think about it and finally nods her head that he can do it. I open the door and tell him that he can interview us with one restriction and that's that we get to choose the location where the interview is going to place. He ate that up and told us that we could have whatever we wanted. I close the door and ask Monica to grab my leather jacket and come with me. As we arrive at the spot we picked out I tell our camera man to get ready so that we can get this over with, he tells me that he's ready and that Matt Green needs to begin the interview.

Matthew Green: Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight the team of DX is going to be facing off against my personal favorites, Johnny Malone and Spear. Can I ask you what your final thoughts going into tonight's match are?

We both look at him rather awkwardly.

::-SP3@R-:: - Are you serious? That's what you call an interview?

Matt looks a little surprised at what i've said.

::-SP3@R-:: - Man, I miss what's his face already.

I sigh and just wait for him to reply to what i've just said about his interview style.

Matthew Green: Uh...we're LIVE can we get your final thoughts on your match tonight?

I roll my eyes and ask my wife to the mic from him. She pushes him out of the way and takes the mic to conduct the interview the right way.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - Watch and learn how to interview the next WGEF World Champion.

Monica sets Matt in a chair and walks back over to me as I stand waiting. She gets a rather large smile on her face before begining.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - Ladies and Gentlemen, we are LIVE on WGEF.com and i'm going to bring you and exclusive from one of the men who faces DX tonight and that man happens to be my husband and soon to be WGEF Champion, Spear. Baby, can we expect that tonight you and Johnny Malone are going to DESTORY not just one but both members of DX, Triple H and Shawn Michaels?

I smile at her right before answering.

::-SP3@R-:: - Babe, tonight the career's of both Triple H and Shawn Michaels are going to go up in flames. Not only will myself and Johnny Malone take them out of the picture in this company but, I plan on making sure that we erease their entire legacy in this business. Hunter, your words earlier today were rather pathetic and reeked of something an old run down dog might say while Shawn Michaels portion of it was pointless. Tonight Hunter, I plan on putting you and Shawn out of your misery. And if your not down with that, i've got two words for you.

The camera man gets a close up on me.

::-SP3@R-:: - Too Bad.

The online feed immeadiatly cuts and we see a black screen.

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