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So Tuesday night didn't quite work out how I would have wanted it to. However, that's not going to get me down about what's coming up for me on Sunday night. As we saw on Tuesday night, Salman Van Dam thought he could best in a game of insults and just like everything else he does or has done, he failed at it and he will fall once again for it is on this night that I take something he claims he wants and I shove it all the way down his throat and KILL the supposed 'Legend' that is Salman Van Dam. I stand around in the backstage area waiting for something to be brought to my locker room as I stand around pacing there is a knock at my door. I walk to the door and open it up and there stands a japanese man in a 'FEDEX' uniform holding a box and a clip board, I look at the box and then smile evily as the man hands it over to me and I sign his paper and he leaves, my wife comes from out of the bathroom and looks at me oddly.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - Is that the package you were waiting for baby?

I look at her and nod up and down as she makes her way over to me and stands in front of me as I open it and begin taking things out. She takes a photo out of the box and looks at it for a second before putting it down on the table in total disgust.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - Now that's just disgusting.

I look down at the picture she placed on the table and see that it's one of Salman Van Dam kissing some guy. I smile evily and as chills go down my body I turn the picture over facing down. She picks out something else and is just really confused about everything i've got in it.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - Baby, why is all of this stuff related to Salman Van Dam?

I put the last piece of my plan down and look up at her to answer.

::-SP3@R-:: - Everything in here is from local stores around Tokyo. They pretty much had everything from the begining of this guy's career, so I decided that I needed to buy some of his stuff from the locals here and see what they were thinking when they bought all of it. And it turns out that Salman Van Dam is a national treasure in this country.

She looks at me kind of confused.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - Uh baby, I don't know if you knew this or not but Salman is from Pakistan.

I look at her rather awkwardly and begin shaking my head that it can't be true.

::-SP3@R-:: - Well if he's from Pakistan, then who is the guy on this box?

I flip it over to read that it's none other then Shawn Michaels name on the back of the DVD.

::-SP3@R-:: - Well that figure's, he'd use a face of a Legend that's already been killed by me.

I shrug and look back at the picture of him kissing another man and point to it as I speak.

::-SP3@R-:: - This isn't Shawn Michaels though, this is definatly Salman Van Dam. I'm surprised that we didn't find one with him sticking his nose right up some guy's ass and licking it.

Me and my wife shudder in total disgust at Salman Van Dam's sexual preference. I close up the box and take it into the bathroom portion of my our locker room. Once inside, I take the box and set inside of the shower and my wife hands me a bottle of gasoline and I begin to spray the box down. I then take a lighter from my pocket and light it and set one end of the box on fire and watch as it begins to spread.

::-SP3@R-:: - This is exactly what Salman Van Dam's career will look like after tonight. It will look as if it never even existed just like his supposed 'Legend'.

My wife looks up at me.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - This doesn't change the fact that he's a raging homosexual does it? Because that picture says otherwise.

I look down at her.

::-SP3@R-:: - Oh no, I have plans for that picture that involve a couple of mind games tonight before our match. You'll see later, I promise.

As we stand in the bathroom and continue to watch the box burn to ashes the scene fades out slowly.

SStanding infront of the television monitor in our locker room both myself and my wife look at each other and then toss our heads back and laugh the loudest laugh we've ever laughed in our lives. 'The Homosexual Icon' known as Salman Van Dam is incredibably pissed at the events that have transpired since he arrived in Tokyo, Japan. As both myself and my wife calm down after laughing histerically at the 'Homosexual Icon', I look to her and begin.

::-SP3@R-:: - Well he seems like he's a little pissed at me.

She looks away from the television monitor and now to me.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - Well babe, you did catch him with another guy. I just can't believe that you actually had copies of that picture sent to his 'supposed' girlfriend. That's just evil even for you.

I look at her a little shock at how she's defending Salman Van Dam.

::-SP3@R-:: - Excuse me but, who's side are you on here? I'm only taking this thing to a whole nother level. This whole thing started with him getting invovled in my bussiness and then wanting a title shot. NOW he's got his match and he seems to think that because he's about as retarded as that wall he punched, that he should get special privilages. Tonight his ass belongs to me, I predict that by the time the night is over that Salman Van Dam will be lying in a pool of his own damn blood.

As I say this, there is a knock on our locker room door. I walk over and open it up to see that it's the dinner I ordered for both me and my wife, I thank the man who brought it to us and without tipping him, I send him on his merry little japanese way. As we sit back down on the couch and eat our dinner, the conversation shifts to that more important matters like what happens when I win the match tonight.

::-SP3@R-:: - You know, I think i'll wait to use my contendership for an Intercontinental Championship at the pay per view following this one. It seem's like the perfect time to use it and I think we'll be getting settled into the new circut.

After taking a bite of her food, my wife looks back up at me.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - You know, I think that you're getting a little ahead of yourself these days. I mean look what happened on 'Rampage' this past week. Had you taken Randy Orton a little bit more seriously then you could say that you walked away with a win but, instead you under-estimated him and wound up taking an 'RKO' and getting pinned.

I take what she's just said to me into consideration and respond.

::-SP3@R-:: - You know, I think your right. In fact, I think that i'm neither going to under or over-estimate Salman tonight. I mean after all, this guy is a supposed 'legend' or some kind of house hold name around the world...He's still just too fucking stupid to know what to do with a Championship belt. He'd probably go take it back to Pakistan and try telling everyone it's the World Championship or he probably wouldn't even make it past Trish and wind up getting 'chic kicked' right in the side of the head. It's simple logic, Salman tonight is going to wish that he NEVER stuck his dumbass nose where it doesn't belong and that's the final verdict on this disscussion. I just thought that interview he did was hilarious, I also didn't think that package would reach the states that fast.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - Me either, did you over night it?

::-SP3@R-:: - I sent it to her whenever I we got here. Anyway, let's finish up and then get ready for tonight. BIG things are about to start happening around this place. And they start tonight. First Target: Salman Van Dam. Objective: KILL with EXTREME Prejudice.

As we continue eating the scene fades out.

Hours have now passed and I sit around my locker room in a t-shirt and the rest of my gear for tonight. As I sit on the couch I ponder everything that is sure to happen if somehow I lose this match tonight, not only will I be the worst person to EVER step foot in WGEF but I will also become the BIGGEST Loser that this company has ever seen. While I sit here and analyze that mere notion, i am reminded of the interview that Salman did earlier where he took complete offense to my finding out that he's nothing more then a mere closeted homesexual who hasn't figured it out yet.

Tonight isn't about his homosexuality and it's about how retarded he is. Tonight is about two things, one is that i'm going to show Salman Van Dam that if you interfere with business that has nothing to do with you then you are most certainly going to get ass handed to you by the person or person's you interfered with. The second thing that Salman is going to learn is that he not Championship material or worthy and that is going to be the real prize he learns tonight.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - Baby, how do I look?

Hearing my name i am snapped out of my thoughts and my attention turns to my beautiful wife standing in the door way of our bathroom inside of our locker room looking more beautiful then the day I met her. I stand up from the couch and walk over to her and take her by the waist pulling her to me.

::-SP3@R-:: - You look more beautiful then the day I first met you.

I lean down and kiss her red lips passionately. I break the kiss and lead her back to the couch where we begin to comfortable and as she lays on top of me and goes to kiss me, there is a buzzing sound coming from the table. I look over at it and see that iPhone is going off, I reach over and grab it. I press a button and answer, it's my agent.

::-SP3@R-:: - Hello?

I sigh at the over excitment in her voice.

::-SP3@R-:: - Yes, i am.

::-SP3@R-:: - Yes she is.

::-SP3@R-:: - No, he won't.

Finally her conversation get's to the important part.

::-SP3@R-:: - Wait a minute but you said...

More talk.

::-SP3@R-:: - I thought...

She really is starting to piss me off now.

::-SP3@R-:: - Fine. I guess it will have to wait for another time then.

She draws the conversation to a close.

::-SP3@R-:: - Goodbye.

I sit up on the couch and my wife wants to know what was said to me by my agent.

::-SP3@R-:: - She basically said that what I was planning to do is going to have to be placed on hold until after the title match. She then said that assuming there is one is what will determine if the plan happens or not. And I fucking worked hard on that mother fucker too.

She comes to me and rests against my chest.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - I'm really sorry, baby. Is there anything I can do for you tonight to make it better?

I look down at her.

::-SP3@R-:: - You know that the fans are in the building just waiting for us to kick the show off right?

She looks at me knowingly and nods.

::-SP3@R-:: - I think the Tokyo fans need to get their first glimpse of their NEW hero before I murder their former one. Let's go find that squirley reporter, Matthew what's his face and OUR damn camera man who's been on the loose since we let him roam at the movie premiere.

She stops me from getting up and makes me sit back down on the couch.

::-M0n!c@ M@r!3-:: - You know what? I think we can do much better then standing back here and waiting for our music to hit. Plus your going to spend some time with me while you still can because I have a theory that we're going to be doing some celebrating after this match tonight. I just want to get started a little early.

As she says this she kisses me and the scene fades out.

It has been hours and the time is finally upon us. I stand in the back and take off my shirt and toss it to MY camera man and tell him to take good care of it. I begin to put on my jacket and make my way to the curtain and as we do the following happens:

Edge And Lita Titantron

The entire arena goes black, and the audience sits in total silence as a massive pyro explosion goes off on the stage and we see a Star with an S and M-M appears on the massive BIG screen. As a massive fog rolls over the stage and ring area we finally begin hearing the sounds of "DeCode" by Paramore fill the arena. Blue and purple lights start to flash with the sound of the music as two figures emerge from the massive fog build up on the stage. As the camera pans out to the fans, they erupt into massive roars as it is revealed to be none other then, Spear but also his wife, Monica Marie. He stands in the center of the stage with her and spins her around and pulls her close to him as he goes for a passionate kiss. As the fans roar on he looks to the left and then to the right and moves her in front of him and he throws his left arm up and makes "the coma" rocker sign with his hand, as he does, a massive, more colorful pyro display goes off on the stage. When it finishes they begin making their way down the ramp holding each others hands, and as they approach the ring he runs and slides in through the bottom set of ropes and waits for her to enter from walking up the ring steps and entering through the ropes, Spear qucikly makes his way back to his feet and stands there with his wife up close to him. As he looks back to see their NEW video playing on the titan tron he walks over and picks up his mic he left in the ring earlier, and then he walks back to the center and stands there with Monica as the lights return to normal. And once again, with his mic in hand, he begins to address the people.

::-SP3@R-:: - Tonight, Salman Van Dam dies.

The fans in the Tokyo Dome stand on their feet and begin shouting obscene things at both me and my wife.

::-SP3@R-:: - And the most beautiful thing about it is that you all made it happen for him. You see, I know what happened at Salman's new year's party, he got drunk and kissed a guy on the lips and then he made a new year's resolution to not be such a pussy and get involved even in things that had nothing to do with. Tonight, he learns that his actions are going to come with a price and it's a severe one. His price is death!

More obscene things continue to be shouted at us in Japanese. I merely look past it and brush it off.

::-SP3@R-:: - I don't understand bastardized Japanese just like I don't know what the hell a 'Slam Jam' or whatever it is that Salman said earlier today is. In just a few short minutes though he's going to know who i am when i'm jamming my foot up his ass and walking out of here with the number one contendership to the Intercontinental Championship securely around my waist.

More boo's from the international crowd.

::-SP3@R-:: - I can't wait to get back home where they respect me better then these gay sympathizer's here tonight do. The end for your precious Salman and his feelings are coming to an end tonight. Your blood will be spilled Salman and I will show you that you are truly what I said you are, NOTHING.

My wife just looks up at me and into the crowd.

::-SP3@R-:: - The time for talking has drawn to a close Salman, bring your body down here so that I kill it and take what is rightfully mine.

I drop my mic to the mat and await the enterance of Salman Van Dam.

So SVD was backstage standing inside his lockerroom as fans and everyone was waiting for the Hardcore Icon to show up.

David Burrow
Is he gonna show up.

And just then the camera goes at SVD's lockerroom door as the door opens and SVD steps out from it and crowd begins to scream as SVD coming out towards the arena and as his theme "Carnival of Rust "by poets of the falls was heard on the p.a.He then enters through the big crowd and gets onto the entrance stage which was totally near the main ramp as the fan scream and Spear rubs his arms under his chin waiting for SVD to walk up to the ring where pyro also hit two times.But SVD stands on the ramp with the mic in his hand as he claps.

David Burrows
Why is he clapping?Doesnt he feel insulted

Joseph Johnson
How Do I know.But I see when he walked out here he was totally pissed off.

SVD smiles and laughs a little as he brings the mic closer and begins to speak as Spear stands in the ring waiting for SVD to say something.

SVD
Well Well...You really cross the line this time Spear.

Joseph Johnson
Well I think the big explosion is gonna take place between these two quite soon

David Burrows
I cant wait.

SVD smiles as he begins to speak.

SVD
So first you called me a gay..you pass fake pictures of me and now you brought a very good story about my night at a bar.Wow..Do Muslim drink?Do religious people act like homosexual asshole freaks.No They dont..May be you..Beside wait you really do?

Spear looks confuse

David Burrows
Spear does?

SVD
Yes people are you all ready to see.The Real Gay in this place.

Crowd chants Yes

SVD
Well look at the big screen everyone and Spear especially you.You know why you?You want to know what is the Slam Jam time..its my finishing super kick...that I am gonna shuff right up in your ass..because it wont be you jamming the foot into my ass since I know you really are Gay because you are gay.And a footage I am gonna show you all that Mister Spear is Gay or maybe lets say he is Bi-sexual.So Spear You Want to see..Maybe you Dont want to see but these fans does.So people show them all.

Joseph Johnson
I cant Wait.

On the titantron screen a nude pic was shown and it was of a guy giving a blow job to another guy and getting fucked by second guy standing behind him.

Joseph Johnson
Oh my thats gross.

Spear now gets mad at it.He begins to walk out of the ring but SVD speaks up

SVD
Hold it right there I wouldnt do that if I were you because I have something right behind me.SVD takes out a sledgehammer from back of his shirt.Now spear I know you will be mad enough as I was mad enough myself when you showed those fake pictures of me.Even though You may not know taht I dont drink and at New Year's Eve I was with my Girlfriend so I have pictures of all that and I can show you all.Please show them.

The pictures were then seen on titantron.

SVD
But wait..on new year's eve I returned to WGEF with Kathy on that night....and I kissed her live in front of these fans unlike you getting fucked up by a man and at the same time you were licking and moaning some greeseball's dick.So now who is the real Gay..you or me.Now dont get offended here Spear.If you can pass fake pics of me then I can pass extreme fake pictures of yours as well Because I can play these dirty games as well If I want too and I just did .

Joseph Johnson
So clever of you SVD.

David Burrows
But looks like ,Spear is wanting SVD to get in the ring.He wants to punish Salman.

Joseph Johnson
Well He wants SVD to die.He wants to kill SVD tonight.

SVD
Yeah and Spear one thing more..You cant kill me because I will never die.SVD will never die SVD will always live ,live inside the hearts of these awesome WGEF fans.

WGEF fans cheers around as the camera pans around them as for a second Spear was also focused up by the WGEF Camera man

SVD
Spear.You said tonights its going to be the end of me...Tonight I'll Die..yeah right many great talent like you said that too me and none of them get the job done right.And I am also expecting that you cant even get that job done as well you will fail just like the rest of them fail to do so.And one last thing You want to know what Is Slam Jam?Well let me tell you what is Slam Jam really is and here it comes.

SVD drops the mic,the crowd screamed as SVD rushed down on the ramp and slides into the ring as Spear comes running after him but SVD was one step ahead as he hits his modified version of Sweet Chin Music and knocking Spear down on the mat.

Joseph Johnson
He just slam jam kicked his future opponent jsut before their match.

SVD then takes the mic.

SVD
And thats what I call Slamm jamming my foot and shuffin it in your mouth ...you gaylord mother fucker..You tried to ruin my relationship with my girlfriend I ruin your career and tonight I'll ruin your oppurtunity to win that intercontinental title because I am gonna secure it for myself..And all these fans are gonna witness that..You do what you want I'll do what I want because I will Win TONIGHT.

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