BARKING UP TOO MANY TREES...and BAM!

Warning Before Reading:  This is a slash fantasy slash reality trio. During the process of her roleplays she will be doing some thinking, talking, and then she will address the crowd. I know some of my roleplays have been known as confusing lately, so I wanted to make sure everything was said and done the right way. So here is the breakdown... My first trio will consist of Paris at her home with Issac [Temper]...the Second Trio will consist of an interview along with some thinking...and I might end it off with an address to the audience...but like most roleplaying all of this shit is subject to change! lMAO...anyway... Enjoy loves! -Bianca-

Setting: Paris's Bedroom| Morning| 9:00 A.M.

I looked up at the ceiling...still in ache from the last couple of weeks. Fighting was one thing, but soars and back pains and just soarness all together sucks ass completely! Issac wasn't making it any better by swirling over and almost knocking my ass off of the bed. He must have been having one of those wrestling dreams because he kept saying "I'm going to finish you off Orton" and "Orton you're going down"...I couldn't help but to laugh at him, he was really serious too! I shoved him in the side to let him know that I was awake and that he needed to calm down. Once he had done it again, I pinched him so hard that he didn't know what was going on. He jerked up so fast that he almost scared the mess out of me! "Issac, what in the world man?" He looked around and then he made eye contact with me...now furious that I woke him up, he snatched the covers and tried to put himself back to sleep. "Urgh, really Issac?" I thought to myself as I began to make my way up out of the bed. He always does this when he is having those stupid dreams or nightmares, whatever you wanted to call them. I put on my robe and house slippers and made my way downstairs. My new pups Issac bought me were the first to beat me down stairs. They were already up, barking, and wagging their little tails...ready for me to give them breakfast. Lola, the female pup, followed my every move, and Ziggy, the male pup, was just as lazy as he wanted to be. It was so funny how two twin toy poodles can be so different from one another. I fed both of them, and decided to do some cooking on of my own. My chef was off for the week, and it was my job to make sure I took care of my health and what kinds of foods I ate. Upstairs I could hear rufflng. "He must be awake" I thought. Issac and I have been together for quite some while and we were already acting like a married couple. Making Love, Arguments, Make-Ups, Make-Outs, Laughs, cries...the whole nine yards. We were unseperable, and very attatched. Once he leaves after an arguement, he would stand outside of the door for five seconds then comes back in to say sorry, me on the other hand, I can't even be angry or upset at him for long...its just unnormal to the both of us. Turkey Bacon was sizzling in the pan and thats when I heard the telephone ring. I thought Issac would pick it up, but it kept on...I rolled my eyes and made my way over to the still ringing phone...Boy, sometimes men just get on your damn nerves. "Hello"  I said. "Yes, Paris?" The voice sounded so familar! It was Trish, I knew it by the way she said my name. I was good at remembering faces, voices, and everything. "Yes, This is Paris"..."Hey, this is Trish Stratus...I was calling to ask if you got my message the other week about your matchup coming tomorrow...?" She was very professional as she asked. "Yes, I got it....and yes, everything is fine. I'm cool with facing Mari, and the purpose of it is just great! Competing for the gold already? I think that is just wonderful, I never thought the time would come up so soon." Issac places his hands around my hips and starts tagging at my ear and neck.."I just wanted to make sure, because I didn't recieve your call of approval"...I try to get Issac to go away by pushing him "Oh I'm sorry Trish, I meant to call back, but I've been fighting from left to right. Having the big move and everything is kinda mindboggling....all of this matches and traveling...and it doesn't even stop here girl...I said. "I know right, it can be a bit tense, but me and Kaylee can handle it...well, I'm going to see you tomorrow night...your lockeroom will be by Mari's so that should be a bit interesting" she said, I could tell she was trying not to laugh."Oh is that suppose to be a joke eh? You guys are wrong for that one...putting that woman next to me." I said, still fighting off Issac and be distracted. " Oh girlie, I knew you'd like it. Ha! well, I'll see you tomorrow chick...good luck with the match up." "Alrighty...see you tomorrow." Once I hung up, I staggered eyes with Issac and all of a sudden we were going at it. He knocked everything off of the counter-top and poor Lola and Ziggy were looking at us with that confused look. They didn't know what was going on. The bacon was burning, but I didn't care...this moment was a good one. Issac's lips were all over me...and I was all over him...He was pounding me so hard, I think that I was going to explode everywhere..."Oh Shit'z and Oh Fucks!" were filling the room. There was nothing like good sex in the morning, especially with burning bacon in the mist. " |Once the fun was over, Issac and I were laying on the floor in the middle of the living room. No clothes on, just as naked as we wanted to be...Don't worry, there were no fires... The bacon died out, and the whole house smelt like buring hott sweat and sex. Too good. Too wild. Just right.

1:30 P.M.

My legs were laying across Issac's Lap as we were watching the highlights of some of our matches...we would always go over what we can make better, and what we can learn from next time. Even though we as wrestlers win some matches, some of the things we do in the ring can be a bit off. I have won so many matches where I thought I did a horrible job and should have lost with the way I perform. Winning isn't everything...thats why I try so hard to let my opponents know that it doesn't matter how many matches you win, but its HOW you win them. It makes every bit of a difference. I think that is what seperates me from the other cats in this company. They worry so much about this and that, that they lose focus on what is really important. Who cares if you win or lose, its just to make sure that you don't make it a habbit. Everyone wants to be the best, but you got to know how and learn exactly what it really means. Issac was all into the screen, he was analyzing every little move I had made... We were watching the tape of Me Versus Pheonix on Rampage, which was the first match up that I had lost. Followed by that, we took a look at when I faced Trish Stratus, that match up, I'd have to say was one of the best I've had so far. Trish and I both put on a good show for the people, and we remained business like during all of it. We had a wonderful time...When Trish hit me with the clothesline, Issac let out a big DAMN...I strolled my eyes up to him, and smirked. He acted like that clothesline was really that intensed..I kicked him a bit with my foot, he laughed and kept watching the screen...

()Issac() Don't push me just because Trish just flattened you out right there! Damn. I know you didn't see that coming did you? [I kept my eyes on the television infront of us. Issac always had to fine a way to make me pinch the shit outta him] [Into the match] You guys are really going at it. This match doesn't even look like you guys even knew each other. Thats some good profession right there [eating and munching on his popcorn, he then reaches for the control, and turns it down a bit] Mari Vs. You tonight huh? You already faced her once, so this should be a bit interesting for you huh?

()Paris() [I was still irritated at his childishness, but I decided to let it go] Interesting indeed. Mari knows how it is,  so I'm sure this time, she is going to try harder this time. Thats good, but once I have had my little drama with Pheonix, I'm just all about beating ass now. I'm a bit upset that it had to turn out this way, but if these divas want to keep going at me with insults, then they will have to deal with one serious beat down. I'm a business woman, and I have no time for these women playing these silly little games. I mean, did they hear a word that Kaylee and Jeanette said. It is about to be hell in WGEF, and I'm talking about real competition battles. While they are lollygagging around trying to be better than people, they're going to see Paris already at the top. Been there, done that type of stuff. You know what I mean? [Issac nods his head in agreement...he loved to listen] It just gets a bit frustrating sometimes. I know exactly why I feel this way...many of these girls here are all in my mix, and they know that I am as much of a threat as the other person. They know I'm all about business...Mari Saito knows that. She's been in my alley. She has been on my level, and she thought that she had me, but she doesn't, not even close to even crossing that line. I'm not backing down for any diva to think that she can reach over me..especially when there is something important on the silver line. The Womens Championship.

Issac gave me his suprised expression. I thought now would be a great time to tell him that if I won, I could go on and compete for the women's title. He was just telling me about how cool it would be if I were to be champion. I would bring about a change. I would be one of the best. He believed that my time was coming, and it was here, all I had to do was be serious enough, and get my act together to outweigh it.

()Issac() Oh wow. Already huh? [I nodded while smiling brightly, I could tell that he was shocked] Paris, that s great news babe, I was just telling you that something good was coming your way, and this is what I was talking about. Just think, you and me, being the hottest thing. Naturally. Who gives a damn what anybody says, this is your season. 2009 is your year babe, I can feel it..

()Paris() [I sat up and scooted by him] Really? You believe that?

()Issac() Hell yea I do. When you think about it, you have been a busy runner since you came here. No, since I met you. You told me that you wanted to become known, and look at you, you're in a main event, already trying to grab ahold of the title. No One can really tell you that you aren't good. You have proven that already. You came straight out of college and into the pros, and then your're young on top of that. I'm loving it! I'm loving you...[he kisses me on the lips passionately] So! You and Mari Saito...I have to tell you Paris, It is not hard to figure out this match up outcome. We beat her and Chris Kinning...and it was easy. That match was the start of a new era, that no one is going to break. You are hott baby. I mean it too, and I'm not just saying it. You are on almost every wrestling magazine, you are the talk of the damn nation right now. I bet your grandfather is quite proud of you.

I had to admit, having Issac bring me up on a peddlestool, was worth it. I had totally forgot that I was even mad with him. He was right, but at the same time, It was hard accepting compliments, especially ones like those. The talk of the nation was a bit too much...for some reason though, I kinda liked the attention I was getting, I think I deserved it.

()Paris() You love fussing over me don't you? ["Well it's true" he said] No really. I'm just doing what I came to do. I love wrestling and I want to be the best that I can be. I'm not trying, it just happens you know, because I love it too much. People like Pheonix, Trishelle Jameson, and even Mari doesn't know what it is when I say things like that. The only person that seemed to understand it all, is Trish, because she is good at what she does, and we both can relate to it. Us talented women can understand what the meaning of a true diva is. Bark, Bark, Bark, is all that my opponents do. They obviously love me, because they can't stop hating on me, Trishelle Jameson in particular you know. She just came into the picture and she expected to get like some kind of standing ovation just because she is in the WGEF...I mean, what kind of person carries herself like that. She hasn't even won a match so far has she? I mean, what does she do, and who has she beaten. I know it was Kaylee Adams, because they last thing I saw was Kaylee slapping her ass across the ring. [Issac laughs] No, I'm serious? If Trishelle thinks that she can handle me? Then I'll put all of my money on the line, I'll put my damn career on the line...thats just how sure I am that she is a nobody trying to be somebody. Who else [I began to ponder and Pheonix flashes in my head] now Pheonix, I have to give it to her, she is something tough, but she isn't that great of a threat to me, and I know that she knows that. She's okay on my list, but I will never ever stoop down and size myself to her, it isn't worth my time. If I happen to face her for the Women's title, I know that she would probably give me somethng to fight for, thats the only reason why I fuck with her, you know? [Issac nods] and oh geez, Mari..whatever. Not too much of a threat, this match is going to be an easy run, and maybe she can bring out about a change in the way she fights...now that she knows that this is for a chance to go for the title, maybe we can put on a good show for the fans.

()Issac() No, I totally understand how you feel. It seems like some people in the federation have a big problem with us, and thats all good. I have an eight man match up coming soon and this is going to be one of the most testing nights of my life, but I know that I have what it takes to knock out every single one of them, mainly Chris Orton. That shit about Porno's and with him threatening you,just didn't sit right with me. Your vagina is the only shit that I am interested in [I burst into laughter] right along with your wonderful personality, your love, your beauty, and the band plays on. Chris is nothing, and will never amount to anything. As far as I am concerned, I already have this match under my control.

()Paris() [I gave him a peck on the cheek] I'm proud of you baby.

()Issac() Not like I am of you.

()Paris() That is well appreciated.

The two of us spent the rest of the night, taking down notes and conversating about our matches and the best next thing that was going to be on our list. We spent hours and hours talking. A bit after that, we hit the gym and done some drills. I'm sure you know what we ended up doing in the end. Yep! Love making like no other couple has before. Hahaha. We loved to be different and we loved the excitement we brought to one anothers lives. Our night whole afternoon was concluded with SEX.TALK.and ha of course FOOD and SLEEP.

Part II of Trio 1| Setting: Nashville, Tennessee| DUCHESS OF AMERICA CONFERENCE

Phew! Talk about one of the most busiest years of my whole entire life. I had so many engagements. Since last week I have been traveling like hell. This time I had Issac with me. He was looking on from the backstage area. Everyone wanted to get a taste of some Austrailian sugar. It was me. Paris Jior. Now known as the Duchess of America and WGEF. Yes, they gave me a name. Like Issac had said before, I was the talk of the nation. I didn't quite believe him until I had a call from the company and was told that many magazines wanted an interview with me, I guess I might like this whole thing after all. Like always they were throwing me questions from left to right. Mostly about my college life and then of course WGEF. They laid off of the personal questions, which I was greatful for. I couldn't stand those little girl questions and me growing up and all of that crap...it was mostly focused on the wrestling world, which was really fine with me. So Yes, the first question was a bit simple, straight to the point. I think I answered it the right way...it was an easy one.

"What are your future plans in WGEF as of This 2009 Year?"

()Paris() [Takes a bit of time before speaking] As you all know WGEF is moving into a new era as of Febuary 16. I am very excited. Once we will enter into our new era, there will be new champions, and a new set of freshness for the company. Trish Stratus and Kaylee Adams has been working on a project to get WGEF to be more competitive and exciting. We have a pay per view around the corner... it will consist of Championship matches. Hopefully on tonights Rampage and this weeks Friday Night Fight Night, we will see who will compete on the pay per view. Don't fret. They company told me that it is against my will to reveal what the new Pay Per View will be named, you might have to go to WGEF. com to see what it is...but yes. Hopefully after a success win tonight, I can go on to the PPV and compete for the Womens Title. That goes right along with my plans this year, once I get that into range, I think that I will be really greatful. I do think that I have what it takes to compete and win it. I give my respect to Jeanette. I think its a shame that no one could out do her, and for her to just put it up for grabs says alot about a true champion. I think she showed us what the real meaning of a champion is. There has been many divas that was given the opportunity to face her, and they didn't overcome it, Jeanette Salazar pulled out her true champion spirit, and that is how she surpassed it. I really do look forward to bringing about a champion status as she did. I would put my own spin to it, but at the same time, having a staus like that one, is good to have. I don't mean to be all on her case [chuckling a bit] but it is true. Some of these divas should take notice in people like her. They might not like her attitude, I don't...but I do have a certain amount of respect to someone that knows how to take care of their business. I didn't mean to get off of the subject, but I do think that it had to be said by someone. My year is going to be exciting for me, and I  can't wait to get it on a roll.

I thought that I answered that a bit carefully. I didn't want to give Jeanette too much compliment because I didn't know her like that. I did take notice of the things that she has done in the WGEF, and to be honest, if she didn't put up that title, I think that my opportunity would have came a bit later on, but this is great where it began. I knew that It wouldn't take long for me to get a shot at the title, and I think at the strive that I put into my career it came faster than expected.

"Why do you want the womens title?"

()Paris() I don't want it. Never have. [many of the interviewers get their recorders out to hear this reason] Never have I said in the whole time that I have been in the WGEF is that I wanted the title. I was too busy just fighting. I've always stated that if it were to come my way, then I would take that opportunity and become the best Womens Champ that I can be. I consider it as a pleasure. I don't beg and I don't steal. Every woman that has won the championship so far has done an excellent job, minus that Ivy chick. I thought that was one of the most embarrassing thing I have seen in my life. [tries to keep a straight face] I do though, respect that Ivy had won it once. She earned it. Even though it was taken away from her early, she still held the title and had something to show for it, well, at least for a short while. Me on the other hand? When I win that title, there won't be any one day specials. I'm going to treat it as if it were my baby, [smiles] I'm going to make sure it stays with me....[bringing in humor] If you are familiar with The Young and The Restless...Phyliss is going to do anything to save her marriage from Sharon, and that is excatly what I plan on doing with that belt. Weird yes, but I mean it.

"On Mari Saito...There might be a possible difference than Last time...What do you think on that?"

()Paris() I'm not going to sit here and lie to you. I can say that Mari is one of the most pathetic people I have faced in the history that I have been wrestling, but she can still put up a good fight tonight. Thats the whole thing about facing your opponent, they might suck to you, but to them, they're the cream of the crop. They have something that you don't even know about. Mari is Mari. I can down size her to an little pin, it doesn't matter, whatever she brings to the ring tonight should be better than what she brought the last time I had odds with her in the ring. If she comes back with the same ole shit, then its up to the fans to figure out who has the upper hand of the match. My only job that I have for Mari is to beat her. Fair and square, no little strings attatched. She is not me, and I know she isn't trying to be, but she has nothing to make me think twice about this match up, and I'm sure she feels the same way about  me. There is nothing much I can really say of Mari, because I have been there and done that. I do though, want her to bring something different to the tables, and maybe we can put on a good show while I continue to beat her ass [laughs] no seriously. I'm sure this match is going to be pretty good. Depending on my opponents ability to outdo me. I'm not putting a test out there or anything, I don't consider myself high and mighty...but I can wrestle my ass off and I'm not going to deny it, not for anyone's sake. Mari even.

"Say you do win Paris...You have the opportunity to face either Adalyn Raine or Pheonix yet again...Which would you choose, if you had to pick?"

()Paris() [this was a funny question for me] I don't think it would matter to me much. I mean, facing Pheonix not one but three times, would be amusing for me, but to tell you the honest truth, I am growing tired of her. I want someone fresh, so I would like Adalyn. It would be a semi honor, being that she has done quite much here, and he was able to handle Jeanette which gives her some points on my ranking. She's a pretty cool chick and I know that is going to be a good match, and I'm talking about her versus Pheonix. I'm looking forward to looking at their matches, and whoever wins...if I have the chance to face either of them, It would be a good match all in one. Adalyn especially. With Pheonix, mmmm, lets just say that it would be a splatter brained type fo thing. She has won against me, and she has said some things that didn't sit too well...so if I do face her, I think our match would be a bit more personal...she's one of those people that has a mouth, but uses it for no reason. So yea, this can go any type of way...my bet is on Adalyn Raine...

"Is there anything else Miss. Jior?"

()Paris() Yes. Methods Of Evaluation... Check it out... Amazon, Barnes and Nobles, Borders... They're on the shelves.. [smiles] It has been a pleasure to be apart of this session. I hope you guys enjoy the match later on tonight. I will try my damnest to make my fans proud as well as the Managers of WGEF. I'm looking forward to our big era move and to make some big plans for myself. Have a nice day you guys.

So there it was. Another intense little interview session. It was tiresome, but I still loved to tell the people just how much I was serious about the career that I have. I went backstage and met up with Issac. He gave me a hug and a kiss. He couldn't stop saying how proud he was of me...we held hands and made our way to the assigned hotel...on my way in, I saw Trish!! She had her beautiful girl with her, we had to catch up on some things...and boy...our little conversation was interesting...indeed.

To Be Continued.

OOC: So yea, I told you that this would take one hell of a shift at the end. Angela, I hope you don't mind me using you for this. I had to use someone who sort of was friends with Paris, so I used Trish

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