Worlds Greatest E-Federation

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mentioned :: chris kinning ; ivy stratus ; teal morre ; mark henry
musical inspiration :: "halo" by machine head �?"all nightmare long" by metallica
out of character comment :: here's my rp. one of those rps from me that you rarely get. i've been working on this one since i found out that we were gonna have this match [february 3] and decided that this is long enough for my first. anyways, here you go

this is a rp for:
chris kinning & ivy stratus vs. mark henry & teal moore

just hours before RAMPAGE, we find chris kinning sitting backstage in the locker room, dressed in his complete wrestling gear, which isn't that far away from his street clothes. he's sitting on a chair, hunched over slightly. his elbows rested on his knees, and his eyes looking around the room. there is a framed picture of them all, ivy, chris, and her family. he sits there, waiting for the show to start. ivy sat across from him. chris championship clutched in her hands, her head lowered and she was just.. stareing at her title. possibly thinking of this like a title match; the odds against her and the fans pulling for her to come through; however, not like last time, she had her fiance in her corner. this match not only had that against her, but also the fact that if they did lose, she would be alone the next week, with the world's strongest man; one on one, with no help.

since the match was announced, chris promised to ivy that he would do whatever it took for them to win; WHATEVER. tonight, he had every intention of going down to the ring and doing just as he promised. the words that mark said to ivy constantly roaring in his head, causing him to get a little bit pissed. then, he got up from his seat, realizing what he said back then didn't matter.

what they were promising wouldn't happen. just more empty promises from the opposition.

chris kinning realized that as he stood up, on his t shirt read "life to lifeless."

kinning: mark henry, i know you're watching this as you prepare in your locker room. so listen up.

kinning stood, looking directly into the camera

kinning: what you did last week, was disgusting. you had the nerve to put your hands on my girl. my wife. before that, you're gonna ask me, the television champion, to fight in a match that threatens my wife to face you; one on one? mark, pardon my french, but what the FUCK is your problem? do you think you're kool? do you think that you're showing your wannabe strengths by challenging defenceless women to one on one matches? do you think that me and my wife have prove to you that we're better than you and your "allie" there? i don't need to prove myself. if you were living under a rock for your entire stay in this company, i've done things here that some legends are still to add to their list of goals. from becoming the title holder of one of the most prestegious titles here. Being part of one of the most dominant stables here. all that is left for me to do is defeat you're ass. do you think that you're the shit? kiddo, may i remind you that you're the rookie of this federation. you're nothing to managment, the other wrestlers backstage, or me. you walked into this federation and now you're already parading around thinking that you've been here forever- but I don't care. i'll beat you on rampage, i'll beat you the week after that, and the week after that. you cannot compare to me. however, and this is a big however, you may have the advantage in this match only because you're the underdog. well, homie, this isnt wwe. the underdog never wins. but with that said. i've trained at everything that has come to mind, and i'm going to battle with all of my heart to win this. is that more than you have? Most definately

ivy had looked up by now and listened to her husband, and partner's every word against the one that she had that crazy altercation with just a week ago.

and also the returning teal moore. even though ivy never faced her, she knew that teal, and possibly mark, were fighter. chris knew this, but it just seemed that chris wanted this victory more than mark did. as one would think, the last thing chris wanted to do is put his wife in harm and if they lost that match, that''s shurely what would happen. Chris was half way counting on the fact that the two of them had never tagged up before. but, even if they didn't, chris and ivy were going to look to beat them. it's plain and simple. if they lost, ivy was in trouble. if they won, mark would be ivy's little bitch. chris's sights were set on defeating mark, and if he had to cheat to win as well, then so be it. all to get that one last accomplishment that has eluded him until now. mark, on the other hand, didnt seem to be a major obsticle. he was the minor.

kinning: and as your partner, you have teal morre. Miss. returning babe herself, eh. first and foremost, let me say this. why in the hell would you team up with a low life like this? are you that desperate for a returning match, that you'd team up with a low card wrestler? you made the best decision, so you think. and in an instant, you'll be shown why that was one of the worst decisions that you made since you've been back. going into this, sure you may have been the paper favorite against a less-than-steller partner, in this case it was mark henry. so far, more than likely, this all might be looking good for you, teal. but i promise you you'll regreat this by the end of this match. and instantly, things are just gonna spiral down. you're jaw will drop. you won't be able to believe it. you'll think you have this match in the bag, and then the bell will ring. you'll see that you have partnered up with a slow, fat, teddy bear that is worthless in the ring wrestling. that's when you'll realize that it's all over. that your hopes and dreams of winning have come crashing down, and there's nothing you can do about it, except hold your head in shame as you see the ref count the one... two... three on mark henry. now, back to mark. i know that you dont care about ivy, this is all about me. do you really talk that you're gonna rain on our my parade? that even despite knowing your talents aren't as great as mine, and whatever attempts you make at stopping me will be futile, you're going to somehow stop me from winning this match? i doubt it, mark - o. the only thing that you're going to do, mark, is lie on that canvas, and get ready to be ivy bitch. there's nothing you can do to stop me or ivy. trying only leads to failure in your case, mark. why embarass yourself? why not just stay at home, and watch this event online, or on tv or whatever it will be on? so instead of taking the easy road and not showing, which to be honest, i was sure you would do - you come and want to try and stop me. well, henry.. it is your funeral, I guess. no harm in trying, except when your trying against... one of the best that this company has ever seen. mark. compared to me. mark's pathetic and, mark, you know it.

he said with a smirk. he didn't like mark, as it was easy to see. after that "first impression he made on him" he thought that she was a waste of time to even talk about, but he knew that he was watching this. they all watched it. and even though they were about to rip on chris about him saying he's going to be victorious since the match was booked - nothing that mark says is new. it's all the same with him, and everyone else. how they were gonna defeat chris, but it rarely happened. he knew that all that was gonna happen was that he was gonna say something about how he was going to win that, and how he was strong and all, throw in some "hefty macho man lingo" and you have a mark henry promo.

kinning: nothing that anyone says will make a difference. nothing that anyone does will make a difference. hell, the stipulation to this match won't make a difference. trust me when i say that i'm gonna win, I WIN. it's fate, as you would more than likely say. and you should all consider yourselves lucky. because someday when someone looks back at your wrestling history, theyre gonna see that you faced, and lost to, me.

ivy stood up now, and threw chris's title over her shoulder. It was just moments before the show was going to start.

kinning: me and ivy are coming out victorious tonight. no one's going to stop us. see you girls in the ring

�?Baby, I'm Back!

mentioned :: here
musical inspiration :: "a million big nights" by the abrahammer
out of character comment :: here's my rp.

this is a rp for:
chris kinning vs. ______

it seems like it was just yesterday; the scene was in tokyo japan, and the world was a witness to the first title win of chris kinning. before his title win, he promised everyone, both managment and fans, that he would represent the wgef as the champion that they asked for for the longest of times, and it was about time that he was able to prove it to everyone. now, he had to return to this?! his wife being tormented, pretty much, by the so called "worlds strongest man?!" not the way, or reason that someone would want to return back to the the ring. but hey, whatever happens, happens.

the scene opens, right after ivy did her promo. chris is seen on the phone, talking to someone

hey ma'am. how are you? i just wanted to let you know that we got your message just a second ago. i understand where you're coming from and i want to let you know that i'm gonna take care of her. i know if she wanted to, hannah could do this on her own if she wanted to; she has the heart and ability to do so. however i don't wanna be there to see her lose on her own. plus, did you see what would happen to her if we lose. i cant let that happen to my wife. you and your husband trusted me to marry her, so i know you can trust me in keeping her safe in this match. love yall

he hangs up the phone as he looks around. he lies on the sofa in the locker room with his wife, her head on his chest. this match was forced, pretty much, onto the two of them but, no one turns down a challenge these days. as much as ivy wanted to hold it back, she was slightly scared.

ivy: so do we have a plan to beat this mark and teal

kinning: don't really need one. i really don't plan on having you come out and wrestle in this match. mark just made a bitch move because he knew he couldn't beat me by himself. so, truthfuly, this match is all between me and him. he had no reason to grab you like that. and that's what pissed me off about him. he thinks he's the best thing to happen to wgef, even though he's only been here for a week or so. but hey, i guess he has to learn the hard way. i can't wait to get into this match. he doesnt know what he has coming for him

ivy: you heard the stipulations, right?

kinning: yea, i know. if we win, he has to be your bitch for a month. he has to call you mama, try and wear a extra small, pink dress, and sing "i'm a little teapot" while dancing in the middle of the ring

ivy: *laughs* yea, that is true. that's all true. but if we lose, i have to face him in an one on one match. chris, as much as i want to believe it, i wouldn't be able to beat him. not alone, at least. and you heard what he said; no interferance from you, eric, or nobody else

kinning: yea, but baby, you dont need to worry about that. know why?

ivy: why?

kinning: because, we're gonna win this one. now hold on for a second, i need to go and do this interview for noDQ before the match

he lays a passionate kiss on his wife as he gets up from the sofa. he walks downstairs to his desk, thinking about the match and what it has in stake. he turns on his macbook pro, logging on to nodq.com. he signs into a guest account and turns on his webcamera. a "chat request" from the interviewer, ryan, pops up on the screen. he accepts it and gets a quick convo with him

ryan: you on?

kinning: yeap, lets do this thang

ryan: ok, this is gonna go like any other interview. i ask questions and you answer the best way you can. long replies are favored and thats all. you should of gotten a couple of ideas i had for questions. after all that, lets do this

on every normal viewer's computer, the logo for NoDQ.com flashes over the screen. it's easy to see that an interview was going to go down, due to the starting of "know me" by p.o.d. as the interview starts, the interviewer, ryan smith, comes onto the screen

ryan: whats up members of the nodq fan nation. welcome to another episode of nodq's "no holds barred," a show where we interview wrestlers that are currently at the top of their game. i'm ryan smith and live with me is a wrestler that has finally been given what he deserved. last night, most people were witness to this superstar winning the first title of his recent career. here with me via webcam in nashville tennessee; wgef superstar and new wgef television champion, chris kinning

the screen splits and shows chris kinning, doing the chat from the arena

ryan: what up chris, thank you for being on here with us. and also, congratulations are required for the title match you recently won

kinning: thank you ryan. its great to be here... well, i'm not there, cause i'm here; but... you know what? thank you for having me on the show; lets just keep it at that for now *chuckles*

ryan: *laughing* i get ya point bro. well, as i said before now. you've been in the wrestling biz for a pretty good time now, and you've been in wgef for about half a year now. how does it feel to finally know that you've made it; that you've finally won the championship?

kinning: truthfuly, i think you can guess how it feels. feels fuckin' awesome it's good to know that i'm really getting that appreciation that i thrived for, and that i have a good ass reason for them to do so. as you can realize, i havent been on the wgef scene for about three weeks or so, but the only reason that was so is because i was still trying to get to the state of mind that i wanted to get at; to tell myself that this was real and not a lie. but you can guess, i dont plan on being away for that long, because i'm really starting to miss it. being in the ring and all. plus it's about time to have a "party" to start the year off right. truthfuly i can't think of a better way to bring in the new year

ryan: nicceee. well, as you said, you plan on getting in the ring really soon, well i just got news that this week, on this coming rampage you'll be facing the team of mark henry and teal moore in a tag team match. you're partner is your wife, ivy stratus. now, we all saw the altercation that happened last week, where mark took, or tried to take, your wife hostage. this was stopped by you and your brother, eric. now, how do you feel about having to face this dude in a tag team match?

kinning: well, first of all, let me say that this match was requested by mark. however, i couldnt of declined it. i mean, here's a dude, that came out for my wife. she wasnt doing shit and the dude just breaks out acting like he owns the spot; something that most of the newbies have been doing recently. and does he really think that if, and that's a big if, he was to win this match that he'd actualy get a match against my wfe without me interfering. what you gonna do if i was to do so? tell managment. as long as my career or my title isnt on the line, i'm gonna do whatever it takes to win or make sure my wife wins. so to answer your question, ryan, about this match, i feel reat about it. this match is gonna let me put bitches in their place and prove to mark henry that when you mess with ivy, you mess with me. i did see his responce to this match. and what he had to say was that they didn't need to get ready for this match? that i was a joke? A FUCKIN JOKE?! lets get something strait, henry. you've been through alot of shit since you've started wrestling. i mean, what the fuck? you come here as "sexual chocolate," get some from a fuckin prostitute and now you think you're the world's strongest man? all i gotta say is that you better give this match your all otherwise you will easily fail before you know it. a sloppy job is what I don't like and i been in so many companies and the superstars talk about how they are the best, like you, and end up being the jobbers of the federation. if you dont know, if youve been under that rock for too long, you'd know that i don't do that. i fight hard and strong and i win because, not like you, i'm one of the rare ones that actually learn on where to improve where you guys fail. you fail to understand that with the speech you say, you would never win a match. you are going to have to give me better than that bitching and whining you give everyone else. even teal moore cant grab the win for you in this match. words won't save you in this match so shut up and admit to yourself that you're worthless. give it your all otherwise you will fail to get that shot even if you win. A sloppy job is what I don't like and I been in so many companies and the superstars talk about how they are the best. I don't do that. you fail to understand that with the speech you say, you would never win a match and teal actualy deserves a real partner.

ryan: nicceee. well, thank you chris for this small fifteen minute interview

kinning: thank you for having me. kinning signing out

as chris kinning turns off his laptop ivy runs into the room

ivy: baby, come on. we gotta go

chris jumps up as he exits the room and the scene fades to black

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