Worlds Greatest E-Federation

Everything had boiled to a head per se as we had eight men bickering back and forth on just who would win this and do that against each other. During this verbal war, we got to see the debut of Robert Stevenson, definitely a candidate for the future of the WGEF.

SMASH!

The glass cup was thrown across the room as it smashed into the wall where Robert was ducking and simply escaping out the front door in a hurry. As he got out and shut the door behind him, he took off down the hall of the apartment complex and then dove into the elevator as the two steel doors shut behind him and the elevator started going down to the first floor. Robert took this time to pick himself up to his feet, he brushed himself off of the broken glass and picked it out of his hair as the doors opened and Robert stepped out very casually so that he received no looks on what just happened. As he exited the large, fancy apartment complex. He walked outside into the cold weather where the wind blew his large hair around and he just stuffed his hands into his hoody pockets as he then noticed that the WGEF camera crew had caught up with him so he decided to give them an early promo as he needed to show up for his debut match anyway.

‘’Why is it that everybody has to walk around trying to show that they have the bigger set on them? I am not talking about myself of course because I never ran my mouth on shit that wasn’t true. I stated only the facts which seemed to have pissed a lot of people off but you know what? I don’t care. Lucas Prodigy already proved that he was nothing more than a douche and that is the truth folks. The man was basically one of them algae eaters that sucks the side of the fish tank but instead, he sucked the left nut of Temper which I find quite repulsive if I might add. Lucas, man, definitely step up that shit that you call game because if you don’t then I am going to steamroll over you like a freight train. Personally? I don’t like you. I think that you are an ass kiss and a mooch and your words were so terrible that it’s quite amazing how you padded such a winning streak to be quite honest. I heard and noticed that you went out there and declared victory thinking that your team would come out the victor but you failed to see the big picture here man�?I am on their team.’�?/FONT>

He paused momentarily before then continuing.

‘’The name Stevenson is synonymous with greatness and honestly, who can say otherwise? Drew has already proven that here by running through all of the top guys and I am well on my way to doing that as well but unfortunately, I can’t say that it starts with you. I do give Edge credit however because at least he has proven to be somebody in this industry but as far as you are concerned Lucas? You are just a scrub. You brag about that seven and one record like it’s this great achievement yet who did you beat that was worth a damn? My guess is nobody. You just kind of found yourself in these lucky situations against easy blow me opponents and you try passing it off as if you have done something that very few can do but answer me this Luke. What accolades do you hold here? What big time achievements do you ACTUALLY hold here that somebody would look at and go ‘I have to fight him�? I am going to go out on a whim here and say that you have never had one accolade here in the WGEF in all your pathetic time here. I know though, a championship belt doesn’t really mean a damn and in that case, you would be right, it doesn’t. On the other hand however? It does kind of help if you have at least one big named, bad ass opponent on the notch of your belt that you can refer to and go ‘yeah, I beat him�?but knowing you? You most likely just pass off some unknown guy from a different company and try putting him on a pedestal as if he was a huge and legendary performer who you bested on that very night but if so then I call your bluff Lucas.’�?BR>
He nods his head while continuing his peaceful stroll down the sidewalk.

‘’I am here-by giving you that golden opportunity to prove me wrong but I feel pretty confident that you won’t be able to. Granted, I can’t say that I have beaten anybody big yet either but at least mine has a reasoning but what about yours? I tuned in a year or so back and saw you trying for the United States strap I believe and during all of that time, you only managed to squeeze out eight matches? That is pathetic but watch man, I will have eight matches under my belt in less than three months and that includes a few against the top caliber guys here in the WGEF. Just watch man, you’ll see. Now I know that you will most likely follow the basic bold of the bad guy gimmick and say how you are better and how those top caliber guys will defeat me but I already knew that you would go that route so it’s all good, bring your best which is only mediocre on my scale because I will be honored to curb stomp you like Derek did that black dude in American History X.’�?BR>
He slightly chuckled; everything was going perfectly as he had intended. He had just put a proverbial verbal bullet right through Lucas�?head and basically crippled him and left him for dead. He then stopped right in front of a stop light where he pushed the walk button and while waiting for it to strike green, he broke his silence and started speaking once again.

‘’Edge, out of everybody, you made the most sense. This is old school versus new school. You have the ring Veterans against the new blood but to even remotely undermine my in-ring capabilities will lead to your downfall. I can’t quite go the same route against you Edge because you have actual legit credentials elsewhere and you didn’t bend the boss’s daughter over her bed post in-order to get there so well done on getting there by talent instead of the alternative. I will admit however; I don’t really see big names as a threat in the ring. Not because you aren’t good but because my family is royalty in this industry. I am a fourth generation superstar and I am going to debut successfully just like those before me in my family did. I look at you Edge and I wonder why in the hell you chose the losing team. You always seemed to pride yourself on being the best yet you aligned yourself with illiterate speakers and losers like Lucas who is just going to hold you back, well done Adam. You showed me that while you may have been pretty intelligent back in the WWE? You now let your standards fall to that of way below mediocre which is quite sad to be honest seeing how I used to actually respect you and think that you were quite possibly the best guy in that company but now look at you? You stand there, you try talking a big game but then you stand beside Lucas and Temper thinking that you actually have a snowballs chance in hell of winning but rest assured that I am not going to let that happen Adam.’�?BR>
The light struck green as the little green guy lit up and Robert started walking in-between the white lines of the street where he reached the other side and then started talking again while continuing his walk down the sidewalk but only God knows where he was headed, besides himself of course.

‘’You might have legendary stature and you might have downed legendary figures but I am better than most, if not all of them. I like to think of myself as a Chameleon in style, no, not because of appearance changes like Drew but because of the fact that I can adapt on a dime to match my opponents style. Very few can do that Edge, especially at such a young state in their career but I am no ordinary rookie.’�?/FONT>

He shakes his head.

‘’I know the industry very well. I know how everything works and I am going to utilize that because the two of you will be dumb enough to start trying to undermine me, I know how every Veteran treats the rookies and I personally don’t care. I basically did the same thing with Lucas because he is a scrub. He likes to try talking himself up to being something that he definitely isn’t and the great thing is that I get to knock him back down to reality. He seems to be living in his own little world like Michael Jackson lives in Neverland Ranch but don’t worry, I got no problem in chopping his ego down to where it should be and the same will go for you Adam should you decide to take his pathetic route and try belittling me. I don’t take criticism or trashing, instead, I lash back. I am one of those guys who can out talk anybody in a matter of seconds and basically, the very moment that one of you tries speaking out to bash me? I am going to hit the button to launch a nuke on your ass verbally and if you don’t believe me then go ahead, test me and watch what happens when you are being laughed at and trying to regain your composure and your confidence after a mere rookie just slit your throat like a terrorist. I have no remorse; I could care less if you two dislike or even hate me. I am not here to make friends or any of that crap. I am here to do what my family does best and that is wrestle. You guys might be able to outwrestle Orton but as far as outwrestling me goes?’�?BR>
A huge grin stretched along his face as he continued to speak.

‘’You are pissing against the wind on that one. I am in a league all my own. I am only considered a rookie due to my lack of in-ring experience but rest assured that everything regarding that factor will go up in smoke the very moment that I step into that ring and everybody watches me compete. They will be stunned, shocked, the world will bare witness to something new, something exciting as I bring out a style that nobody else here can pull out in that ring. You can be pretty good in that ring Edge but your partner in Lucas is going to make you look like a fool, he is going to try outshining everything that you do which you don’t have anything to worry about from a verbal standpoint but you might physically seeing how he can just hog up the in-ring time and never tag you in. I am pretty sure that you never thought of that one did you? You just assumed that things would be fine and you are going to realize that everything is not fine. I am going to rape, pillage and plunder your careers and not because I don’t like you but because I can. I realized that I have nothing to prove here. My last name alone speaks for itself and you are all going to see that as I clean house by myself if need be. Sure, Orton will be a body out there to help me but as far as I am concerned? I am going to beat you two from pillar to post by myself and walk out with not only a win in my debut match but also to knock your entire team down a peg on the ego scale. Sucks to be the both of you, an eighteen year old rookie, a mere kid outshining the Veterans…’�?BR>
He stopped walking as he smirked and slightly nodded.

‘’Yeah, I like the sound of that. So bring your best guys because quite frankly? It still won’t be enough. Sorry to burst your bubble but as they say, the truth hurts.’�?BR>
With that, he shrugs and then removes his hands from his pockets as he reaches out grabbing the door handle and entering into the building. The camera man did not follow him as our promo was officially finished, for now.

Scene fade.

The large hill of crap was a mile high. The once great, flourishing planet known as Earth had been littered with trash. We noticed that the sky was orange, the once beautiful grassy ground had been covered in nothing but trash and we saw Robert Stevenson just stand there shaking his head in complete and utter disgust as he then started to speak.

‘’The world has come to a state of idiocracy and do you know why that is? Because Lucas Prodigy decided to open up that stink hole of his and he tried being intelligent but instead, he looked like an idiot which is the entire basis for why we are here now. I’ll be honest, I didn’t even watch all of the promo due to it pained me so much that I just decided to wing it and just go with the flow, sad huh?’�?/FONT>

He stood there in this crappy city as he continued definitely hating the fact that he was here.

‘’Lucas, there was no rookie mistakes made, at least not on my end. I spoke only the truth and you just couldn’t handle it so you decided to try being funny and lighting my hair on fire which I might normally find humorous but I think that you are digging deep in trying to burn me but you are just failing on such an epic level. Give it up Lucas, you are a retard and not even a threat at that so at least try coming at me with some sort of intellect so that this won’t be a verbal enema from the start to the finish which it will be anyway but at least give me competition on a verbal level. If I have to stand here and make a rebuttal then make it worth my time man because nobody likes to cut a long promo when their opponent either gave them nothing or just flat-out bored them to death. I am a simple rookie and even I knew that man. Don’t worry however; you said the same crap that I said you would say and it’s amusing to me because you look into the mirror and you honestly think that you and Edge actually stand a chance when it has been made crystal clear that I am going to verbal rape you to the point that you file sexual harassment charges on me, bank on that one Lucas.’�?BR>
Robert stepped into a building where several homeless guys lie strewn out and about. Robert made it a point to avoid them touching him at all costs as he stepped around them and then positioned his hands back into his black Affliction hoody where he took a stroll down the dimly lit, disgusting looking hallway. As he started speaking again, his voice echoed throughout the hall trailing off to God knows where.

‘’Now I know you Lucas and no, that was not a gay thing. I figured that I might clear that up before you took the SVD route and tried playing it off that way like a second grader trying to cut an actual, halfway decent promo. Just do everybody a favor and give it up man. You couldn’t back up any claims of beating anybody worth a damn and yet you still try playing it off as if you are this badass, great wrestler when you aren’t anything but a joke. I look at you and I just laugh because you are mediocre at that on a verbal level and physically in that ring? The same goes as you are verbal, mediocre. Mediocrity does not win matches Lucas, greatness wins matches. You might have been in that ring with and defeated the likes of other mediocre guys but you then lost to Chris Michaels, how pathetic. You then say that you guys are after Drew? Please, try for him so I can watch and laugh as he bitchslaps the hell out of you and your retard group. There is a reason why he is going for the WGEF Heavyweight title and you are still stuck down in the bowels of the WGEF and it’s because he is better than you. The name Stevenson alone is better than you and your entire family of druggies and illiterate crack heads. Yeah, come out and say whatever you want Lucas but did you ever read the Bible?’�?BR>
He pauses while continuing his walk down the hall.

‘’The Prodigal Son ended up losing everything. He had nothing left except the clothing that he wore on his back and that is where you are headed man. You didn’t know that of course and that is because you are illiterate in the facts. You figured that the moniker sounded cool so you grabbed it thinking that nobody would come along and be knowledgeable about this kind of stuff but didn’t that come back to bite you square in the ass?’�?BR>
He gave the camera a partial smirk before then continuing to speak.

‘’Not everybody is illiterate in this industry Luke. Yeah, I heard you make an empty threat to me about calling you that but before you start crying over name calling? Luke is short for Lucas, dumbass. It isn’t even my name and I knew that but you know what? If it takes that to light a fire under your ass then cool, bring it because the moment that you try? I am going to send my left boot right across the face of yours and watch as you strike the canvas in a bloody heap. You are trying to play a game that you aren’t very good at Luke, this verbal war just isn’t your thing so why don’t you run off now little soldier and go try to be the next Fred Durst or something because God knows that even the fans hated him and he had to film a sex tape in-order to get some publicity so run along now little tike before daddy has to bust your ass to teach you some manners.’�?/FONT>

The sudden look on his face showed that he was in fact not kidding, he meant every word. That very serious look that was stretched along his face had remained there as he then exited the dark hall back outside in the land of trash and crap. Robert hated it with a passion, it was very nasty and disgusting and he knew that Luke had made the planet this way with his illiteracy and stupidity that drove everybody in not caring anymore but don’t fret everybody, Robert was on a mission to revive everything and he would do just that this week when he gave Luke his first loss since making his return, bank on that. Robert took a seat on an old wooden bench, he just stared out at the ugly as hell Earth as he then shut his eyes and started to speak once again, he was not finished quite yet.

‘’Despite trying to stay awake through Luke’s promo, I then have Edge to discuss. Adam, look around at everything man. Is this the world that you want to live in? Luke is leading everybody down a road filled with illiteracy and mental retardation and you Adam, one of the ‘smartest�?guys in the business today simply took his hand and walked with him willingly down that road. I look at you Adam and you know what I think of you now?’�?BR>
He spit on the ground then returned his attention back to the camera that was rolling live; he wasted absolutely no time at all in continuing with what he was saying.

‘’I think you’re a joke! The man who once claimed to be Rated R and to not need anybody’s help has suddenly dropped down to a lower form on the bracket. You let yourself go Adam, you took the hand of a man who will only take you down with him so I warn you now, release his hand, start walking away and down your own path because if you do decide to try stepping up against me then I will make sure that much like him? You fall. I decided to give you a chance Adam because you were more respectful. You came at me with dignity but rest assured that if you take the route that Luke took then I won’t hesitate to kick your teeth in to the point that you are shitting out Chiclets for a week. I might tolerate you now Adam but that can all change within the drop of a hat. One wrong word and you can go ahead and put on your fighting gloves because I am going to beat you to an inch of your life, revive you then beat you to an inch of your life again and that isn’t some rookie being arrogant, it’s the truth. I can back up what I promise but can you?’�?BR>
He points to the camera.

‘’Much like how Luke couldn’t back up his claims of being a curtain jerker, I am going to say that you can’t back up your shit either. Prove me wrong if you can but my gut tells me that you can’t see how you took the hand of the worst speaker ever and you two skipped your merry way to what this shit hold has become. Idiocy gets you nowhere, being intelligent and literate is the way that it should be. Every wrestler should be required to speak proper before getting airtime on national television where they butcher the Basic English language. Honestly, I have a pretty good feeling that Trish and/or Kaylee simply signed you Luke so that you didn’t take them to court for discrimination, that or they felt sorry for you so they gave you a bunch of easy pickings to feed your ego much like that old Witch fed the children in Hansen and Gretel to the point that she could stab her fork in their plump asses and feast for at least a year off of them. What ended up happening though? Those children bested her and I am going to do the same Luke, Edge. I am going to grab your ego’s by the throat and I am going to tear off your heads then shit down your necks and toss you aside as Temper will be my next victim.’�?/FONT>

Robert presses himself up to his feet as he looks up and sees a huge billboard with Lucas�?face on it that reads ‘the way of the future�?and all around it is large piles of trash and crap. Robert manages to smile however; he then speaks out at the situation as it is priceless.

‘’Isn’t that ironic?’�?BR>
He slightly chuckles to himself as he then pushes up his sleeve to hit a button on his silver watch. A beautiful blue swirling light had appeared as Robert leaped into it as we all got to see the future if Lucas and Edge were to lead things. It was a state of turmoil and illiteracy as the Earth and all of its patrons were deadlocked in idiocracy.

Scene fade.

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