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The New Year has started With me stuck in bed. But what am I doing with A bucket on my head? |
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It wasn't long before a bright young sprout Thought of mixing veg, gin and champagne Put in a container and shaken all about Came up with a cocktail with no name |
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A cocktail with no name
Must be anonymous,
Abstains from seeking fame,
And doesn't like a fuss.
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| | From:  Zydha | Sent: 1/1/2009 11:10 PM |
This green cuisine of the Cocktail Bar from the ~ alluminium shaker, gave waste the taste if it was not based on sprout's ~ 'Millenium' maker. (sorry I'm so late popping in, been not too well lately) |
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Hope you feel better now, Zy ...Happy New Year Now tis nearly a week Since the veg started drinking There was a sober leek Who got to thinking That if veggies had a ban And only people got drunk They could rule over man The human race would be sunk |
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The human race would be sunk
Like Titanic under the floe,
But who would shift the weeds,
If humans were no more?
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| | | From: kayano8 | Sent: 1/2/2009 11:35 AM |
'The Day of the Triffids' popped into Sprouts mind, he rolled it over then let it simmer inside. Told a few of his friends to see what they thought, a group meeting was called, his idea had been bought! |
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Eliminating humans,though it was quite bold,
It was quite easy for the poppies to be sold.
They'd seen in WW1 that it would be no bother
Just to let the humans cancel one another.
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Yet ...left to themselves would all humans fight Would veggies be able to claim their right The triffid idea was, in the main The way to cause death and pain (Especially to vegetarians, lol) |
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The human race enslaved, by a cabbage World all green, no longer ravaged A venus flytrap on every street Vegetairian plants, eating meat  King Edward potato ruling by decree Soldier guards of celery Humans have been given the boot And the only blood spilled, is by beetroot Do not despair people, all is not lost We shall rule again, after a nasty frost Black and dead, their leaves all curled Ha ha again we rule the world......  |
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And yet the cocas go to great pains
To flood the world with their cocaines,
And poppies are also doing their thing
To infiltrate with heroin.
Rape seed oil is doing its part
To clog the valves of the human heart,
And cannabis isn't far behind
To undermine the human mind. |
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Whilst fools snort and idiots inject The majority are circumspect May use alcohol in moderation Things change with each new generation |
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King Edward issues his orders To servants of the Jersey Royals, "If you nourish my children with sherry, You'll be rewarded for your toils." So they did as they were told And nourished the kids with sherry. Meanwhile, after drinking beer, The humans were quite merry. |
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Mr Cocoa Bean is coming in
To put the kybosh on Poetess Lynn.
Now that she's hooked on chocolate
It'll be the sealing of her fate.
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Yes! Poetess is really hooked,
And her goose is truly cooked,
Though potatoes are no longer in,
Now that cooking vegetables is a sin. |
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Cooking sprouts can make you merry, Especially when they're pickled in sherry But if you want veg with nowt taken out, It's better to grow them in the finest stout. |
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