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From: MSN Nicknamemoonshayde_lyntus  (Original Message)Sent: 2/12/2005 3:28 PM
 


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From: MSN Nicknamemoonshayde_lyntusSent: 2/12/2005 11:59 PM

The Bitch

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch.
When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I
speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own
way, they call me a bitch.

Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart.
It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone
to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak
against it, I am defined as a bitch.

The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of
being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I
have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly
am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I
"should" be.

I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want
and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash
every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed.
And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. I embrace the title and am
proud to bear it.

 

 

 


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 Message 11 of 24 in Discussion 
From: MSN Nicknamemoonshayde_lyntusSent: 2/13/2005 12:44 AM

Privacy...........

 

 

 

 Please do not stand here and talk, whine, or ask questions. Wait until I get out.

Yes, it is locked. I want it that way. It is not broken, I am not trapped.
I know I have left it unlocked, and even open at times, since you were born,
because I was afraid some horrible tragedy might occur while I was in here,
but it's been 10 years and I want some PRIVACY.


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 Message 12 of 24 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameRUSTY9120Sent: 2/13/2005 11:14 AM
BITCH = BEAUTIFUL-INSIDE,-TRUTHFUL,-CHARMING,- HUMAN ,  DoveRUSTY 






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From: MSN Nicknamemoonshayde_lyntusSent: 2/19/2005 10:25 AM
'Hands free baby holder'   
 
                                         
             

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From: MSN Nicknamemoonshayde_lyntusSent: 2/19/2005 10:28 AM
 

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From: MSN Nicknamemoonshayde_lyntusSent: 2/19/2005 11:12 AM
A balanced diet is......
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
a cookie in each hand

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From: MSN Nicknamemoonshayde_lyntusSent: 2/19/2005 11:14 AM
A woman's dream.........
 
 
 

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From: MSN Nicknamemoonshayde_lyntusSent: 2/19/2005 11:18 AM
When you find one like this........
 
 
you hang on to it

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From: MSN NicknameFaith_On_A_CloudSent: 2/20/2005 9:03 AM
The Rules

The female always makes the rule
The rules are subject to change at any time without notification.

No male can possibly know all the rules

If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately
change all or some of them

The female is never wrong

If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct
result of something the male said or did wrong

If the previous rule applies, the male must apologise immediately for
causing the misunderstanding

The female may change her mind at any time

The male must never change his mind without the expressed written consent
of
the female

The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time

The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be
angry or upset

The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not
she
wants him to be angry or upset

The male is expected to be a mind-reader at all times

The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks
backbone
and is a wimp

Any attempt to document the rules could lead to bodily harm

If the female has PMT, all the rules are null and void

The female is ready when she is ready

The male must be ready at all times

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From: MSN Nicknamemoonshayde_lyntusSent: 2/26/2005 1:51 PM
Weekly Cleaning List.......
 
 

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From: MSN Nicknamemoonshayde_lyntusSent: 2/26/2005 1:53 PM
Anti depressants   ...   now available at your local supermarket....
 
 

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