Story Of A 1957 Date
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.
He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.
When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites
him in.
"Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he asks.
"That's cool," says Bobby.
Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do.
Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop
or a movie. Carrie's father responds,
"Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it.
"Yeah," says Carries father,
"Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!"
Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up,
and immediately revised his plans for the evening.
A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt
and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation,
Bobby escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Carrie rushes
back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her
father: "DAMMIT, DADDY! THE TWIST!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"
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A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door. She proclaims "I want to join your biker club."
The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asks her "You have a bike?"
The little old lady says "Yea, that's my Harley over there" and points to a Harley parked in the driveway.
The biker asks her "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady says "Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is impressed and asks "Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"
The little old lady says "No, I've never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
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OK SO THEY'RE NOT CRUDE, FORGOT I WAS WEARING MY GOOD GIRL HAT WHEN I MARKED THESE LOL
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