Paddy is on death row and gets the chance to be shot, hung or injected with the Aids virus for a slow agonising death...
He says give me that aids stuff but to make sure I'll have 2 shots..
They inject him twice and he rolls round the floor laughing his head off
The warden says "whats so funny?"
Paddys says
" I'M WEARING A CONDOM"<o:p></o:p>
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Two honeymooning ducks are staying in hotel..
As they are about to make love the male duck says "we dont have any condoms, I'll call room service."
So he calls and asks for condoms..
The receptionist says "ok sir,,, would you like me to put them on your bill?"
"Of course not" he replies
"I'll f**kin suffocate!"
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