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| | From:  Hoffjob64 (Original Message) | Sent: 3/12/2006 12:48 PM |
Bev's been having fun on pow today, reading all the boards. Been looking on the laughter board and had a right old giggle. So I wondered if we could have one about the silly things our kids say. Could cheer us all up no end. This is one my little girl Samina came out with one day when she came back from school all excited (although she wasn't very happy with me when I laughed, oops sorry Samina) Mummy, mummy, guess what, I know what Gods called. God is called God I replied. No he's not, he's called Harold she insisted. No I said , its God. No mummy listen to me, I learnt it at school today in a prayer, Our father who art in heaven, HAROLD be thy name, Thy kingdom come.............. Well as you can imagine she wasn't happy with me when I couldn't stop laughing Have you got any funny ones to tell Bev |
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how about this one ? about 2 yrs ago , feeling naughty(i,m a big kid) i sent venus,es little boy a red animated dragon with flames and smoke coming out of it,s bum, lol.........he took one look , and said "ohhhh that,s mammy""" still living that down 
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HERES, ANOTHER (((BEV)) , YRS AGO , BEEING ABSOLUTLY SKINT , ONE DAY THE INSURENCE MAN CAME , SO I SENT MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER TO THE DOOR , TO TELL HIM I WAS OUT,  SHE DID !!!! SHE SAID " MAMMY JUST SAID ,TO SAY SHE,S GONE OUT" OH LOR,
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When my little boy josh was 3, his nana and me took him shopping. It was a very hot day and all of a sudden he started screaming and wouldn't stop, we thought he'd been stung by a bee, all the other shoppers came over to see what was wrong. As I said it was a very hot day and his face was wet with sweat and he was screaming "MUMMY, MUMMY I'M MELTING" He thought he was going to melt like a snowman. |
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And another one.
On a bus one day my daughter aged about 5 at the time, sat staring at a coloured gentlemen, then out the blue and in a really loud voice said " mummy why is that man a different colour, did god run out of white paint?"
Well after the bus, full of people stopped laughing, including the gentleman i explained about the different colours of people, out of the blue i got a round of applause from the people on the bus for being so tactful.
Sue |
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