THE MOOFIES
Shoosh. be quiet, they might be near
It's those evil Moofies, their the ones that I fear
Those monsters who knows from where they came
That plague my nights with their malignant game
If you listen real close you can almost hear them giggling
As with your internet connection they start fiddling
They wait until your downloading that very special file
And then cut you off the net with a malicious smile
Those times your in a chat and get kicked off the net
Well you know who's behind it, it's the Moofies I bet
Or when your typing and of a sudden you can't spell
It's not you it's those Moofies from some evil cyber hell
You can laugh, think me crazy or just a little mad
But I'm telling you the truth their real and rather bad
When your in a chat and things start turning for the worse
It's because your being Moofied and under an evil curse
They love it when your not happy or going round the bend
They like nothing better than to split you from a friend
How'd I know the Moofie monsters are not just in my mind
Well listen and I will tell you of my encounter with their kind
I was having trouble in a chat room just the other night
And after it had ended and I was turning off the light
I heard an evil sound, a muffled kinda roar
What I should have done was legged it out the door
But I turned and looked behind me, back into the room
And what I saw there nearly sent me to my doom
It was purples and greens, all slimy and it slithered
My hair stood on end and my stomach it quivered
It looked me over slowly and it fixed me with it's eye
And then it gave an evil grin, I thought I'd surely die
It let out a hideous giggle and I thought I'd go insane
Then I was kicked off the net, I'd been Moofied again
So now that you've been warned, never surf alone at night
And if your left in a room, never turn off the light
Or if you find your keyboard has a greasy feel
JUST REMEMBER THIS, THE MOOFIES ARE REAL
Pete
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