Unrequited Love II - the sequel.
Oliver has competition
Willow has another beau
now there's two of them to deal with
-that will keep her on her on her toes!
This one is a recent caller
I don't even know his name
but he looks a lot like Felix
so that's what I'm calling him.
Both of them now sit there waiting
caterwauling day or night
meanwhile Willow just avoids them
tries to scurry out of sight.
Going out is getting crazy
trying to avoid these guys
Willow walks sedately by me
desperation in her eyes.
How can she perform her duties
with two fellas on her case?
Maybe she should be provided
with her own small spray of mace.
Famous people have their stalkers
now it seems we have them, too.
What next? Feline paparazzi?
Really, what's a cat to do?
Orange Blossom
Sept 2001