Thank Jeebus for Fantasia! This mess of a bitch added some much needed Lawry's season salt to tonight's bland American Idol. Mmmm...Lawry's season salt.
This bitch was like if Ronald McDonald's crackhead sister got a shot of the devil in her and was stuffed into a velvet jumpsuit and thrown on stage to perform. Fanny wasn't even singing. It was more like manic chicken clucking!
View Fantasia's greatness below. This is how a real American
Mess Idol does it!