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From: Ridley  (Original Message)Sent: 9/23/2004 2:02 PM
 
I do what the voices in my wife's head tell me to do.
 
At my age "getting lucky" is finding my car in the parking lot.
 
No sense in being pessimistic - it wouldn't work anyway.
 
If I got smart with you, How would you know?
 
Do your owners know you are out without your leash?
 
Vegetarian:  An old indian word for Bad Hunter.
 
I think therefore I get a headache.
 
Keep watching, maybe I'll do a trick.
 
A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.
 


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From: RidleySent: 9/23/2004 2:03 PM
 
My family is like fudge...  Mostly sweet with a few nuts.
 
I cleaned my house last week, sorry you missed it!
 
Drink coffee:  Do stupid things faster with more energy.
 
A cheap thrill is still a thrill.
 
I used to care but I take a pill for that now!

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From: RidleySent: 9/23/2004 2:05 PM
 
(I love this one)  I childproofed my house but they still get in!
 
WARNING:  I can only please one person per day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
 
If people were interesting I wouldn't be talking to myself.
 
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere.
 
Do you make an effort to be an idiot or is it just a gift?
 
I can't be having another crisis... I just had one!!!!

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From: RidleySent: 9/23/2004 2:05 PM
 
I married my wife for her looks but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
 
Authentic Redhead:  keep out of direct sunlight!
 
Assistant to the Dog
 
For Dogs:  I am the Grandchild!
 
(Gross)  They call me Mr. Raisin Bran 'cause I irritate the crap out of people.

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From: RidleySent: 9/23/2004 2:06 PM
 
I'm Pregnant:  I'm up and dressed what more do you want?
 
I know I came in this room for a reason!
 
I faught the lawn and the lawn won.
 
You never see a motorcycle parked outside of a psychiatrists office.
 
For dog:  The cat did it!
 
 
Cute Baby T-Shirts
 
Pee all you can Pee.
 
Don't make me call Grandma.
 
Grandma's little Matzoball.
 
If I'm quiet you'd better find me!
 
Are you sure these are MY relatives?
 
I'm SO Two!!!
 
I love the Beach:  The Sand is delicious!
 

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From: KassSent: 9/24/2004 6:42 PM
I not grouchy in the morning...everyone else is just to happy.
 
I am making mistakes as fast as I can, but I can't find a big enough erase.
 
So what if I am grumpy in the morning ADJUST!!!
 
I AM THE BOSS MOMMY SAYS SO.

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From: MSN NicknameEllen_HBSent: 9/25/2004 5:21 AM
Kass, it is very hard to deal with happy ppl in the morning, I think I need one of those t-shirts.

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From: MarkedOneSent: 9/29/2004 6:55 PM
Me too Ellen.

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From: DisismeSent: 11/2/2004 12:59 AM
Everyone is born right handed
Only the gifted overcome it.
(my daughter has a t-shirt with this on it,lol!)

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From: Red PilgrimSent: 11/2/2004 12:59 PM
I can only make one person happy each day.  I pick me.
 
 
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From: RidleySent: 9/22/2005 6:56 PM
I had to delete some of these but I am reposting the unoffensive ones...
 
I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
 
I live in my own little world but it's okay, they know me there.
 
I can only make one person happy each day.  I pick me.
 
If the left side of the brain controls the right side of the body, then only lefthanded people are in thier right mind.
 
I'm having a nice day, don't screw it up.
 
Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go.
 
 

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From: RidleySent: 6/23/2008 5:55 PM
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
 
Me, getting smart with you? - How would you know?
 
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.   (hahahahaha) 
 
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
 
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
 

 


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