GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
  
  
  
        Between 18 and 20 a woman is like <st1:place w:st="on">Africa</st1:place>, half
  
        discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
  
        fertile deltas.
  
  
  
        Between 21 and 30 a woman is like <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">America</st1:country-region></st1:place>, well
  
        developed and open to trade especially for someone
  
        with cash.
  
  
  
        Between 31 and 35 she is like <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">India</st1:country-region></st1:place>, very hot,
  
        relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
  
  
  
        Between 36 and 40 a woman is like <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">France</st1:country-region></st1:place>.  Gently
  
        aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
  
  
  
        Between 41 and 50 she is like <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Yugoslavia</st1:country-region></st1:place>, lost the
  
        war - haunted by past mistakes.  Massive
  
        reconstruction is now necessary.
  
  
  
        Between 51 and 60, she is like <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Russia</st1:country-region></st1:place>, very wide and
  
        borders are un-patrolled.  The frigid climate keeps
  
        people away.
  
  
  
        Between 61 and 70, a woman is like <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Mongolia</st1:country-region></st1:place>, with a
  
        glorious and all conquering past but alas, no
  
        future.
  
  
  
        After 70, they become <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Afghanistan</st1:country-region></st1:place>.  Almost everyone
  
        knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
  
  
  
  
  
        THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
  
  
  
        Between 15 and 70 a man is like <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Iraq</st1:country-region></st1:place> - ruled by a
  
        dick.