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| | From:  Freeborn22 (Original Message) | Sent: 9/26/2005 1:03 AM |
Ize told yeings I wuz gonna do a membership purge. Well, let me tell yeings, me is deleting dem 'name-only' folks going and coming. It is fun. sum uv dem been on our member-list over 3 and 4 years; never said a word. So it is just 'dead weight' on our board. Pulls down our rating/ doze uv us who works to do somn here, has to work so much harder just to be noticed by MSN, because uv all dat dead weight = folks who ride by; put their name on de list.....and den never sail around our way again. Well, in doing this time-consuming work, I is finding some good OLD stuff. I did one long ago telling Spiritwalker how to copy and save her post so if it goes byby as she said, she can re-do it. I thought of that a few days ago and wished I could find it. But I am telling you, looking fur somn you wrote years ago, in here, is like looking fur a needle in a hay-stack, as dey say. [now maybe some uv you don't recognize this kind of speaking. Sesible [Isaiah; Larry] and I do it a lot [at least used to] on our sign-in and out. It just fur fun. We not talk like dis when we writes about God. We gets serious then and straightens out our act......but on this post, about losing de post....I wuz being funny. I really got a good laugh out of that thing.. so i wished I could run into it again and show it one more time. Well, guess what? When I checked one uv de long-ago members stuff, I found this. So I will post it here on de fun board......dat way it will not run away and hide again. So here it is folks: Hopes you enjoyes it; It will be several post; all uv us whut got in on dis here fun: ************************ | Thank each of you for writing to me. My spirit was low and I'm feeling better. I wrote on this today...it went bye bye...what else is new? Love to you, "Spiritwalker | ******************* OK, now folks dat word uv SW's there started all dis here fun. |
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| From: joie | Sent: 2/7/2003 5:05 PM | | Let me give you some good 'computering' advise ~~~ (read on, please) me is gonna say sommn good heres in a while, ifn me can get toose it. Now listen here folks, all uv you whut writes to dis here putering board called Build on the True Foundation ~~~~ dey is just no sense in letting you hard worked fur posts go 'bye bye' as stated by the defendant, Spiritwalker. dey isa little thinggiejiggy up dare on dat dare 'editting' board, (know that yellow strip uv stuff up dare above dese words, dat line uv pics and writting ? It starts out wit a pair uv sissors ~ Now listen carefully, fellow writter to de board, learn frum dis krazy old women, de next picture, after datpair uv sissors, see it up dare ~ is whut looks like two pieces uv paper, whut done been writ on~ see, well dat thinggy is called a 'copy' thingggy. If you will just take a sec and do that thing called 'highlighting' whut ye is done worked so hard to tell us, den just drag you mouse down cross all dat ye is done writ, and dat highlights it ( you know, blacks it out) DEN HERE IS DE BIG SECRET TO NOT EVER LETTING YOUSE WORDS GO BY BY ANYMORE Adder ye is done blacked de stuff out, go up dare and just simply click yo mouse on dat dare two pieces uv paper thinggy; yes, it is just dat simple. that things is so smart it den remember ever singly letter u is done worked so hard to type to us, and den if it decides to go bybybyby, guess whut? All in de world ye is gotta do is simple pull down another reply thinggy, and den go and click de mouse on de next picture over. the one whut looks like a clipboard and piece of paper ( of course after putting yo curser on de reply thinggy) and guess whut? All dat stuff ye is done wrote is miraculously re-appear right before ye very eyes. Yep. I is telling ye do pure truth. Dat thinggy is so SMART it not only members yo ever little letter yo is done wrote and lost, but it can INSTANTLY write dem all right back again, NOW DIS IS DE MIRACLE WIT OUT YE EVEN HITTING ANOTHER KEY. Now, dat is pure truth. Me knows; fur me is done it lots uv times. it is just plain smart to take a sec and copy dose words before ye hits dat send button; fur once ye hits dat send button, no tellings where on dis whole wide world dose words ye is worked so hard to do, will end up. fur real. But ifn dey decides to go away, off into de wild blue yonder, den you is saved dem and can just redo dem is a jiffy. Now aint that de best advise you hard working posters is ever done received? Give me an A+ fur disn. Yo friend | |
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| From: Esther | Sent: 2/7/2003 5:19 PM | | Yasm, Yep Yu sho rite!! An yu kno I kno this hea thing too. but I jes fergit it sumtimez. I fergits ta bout it tta udder day an I dun rit uppa pos to one de udder messages on dis hea bord an it went off into de wild blue yunder. Made me so maddd! an i didn redo it nedder. Yep gud advice yu dun giv ussens. An I be thankin yu fer it. We"ll all haf to member it. Wanna | |
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| From: joie | Sent: 2/7/2003 5:44 PM | | Yep, me little Wanna Jo is furever telling me she is done writ us somen good; and it takes flight, like unto de defendant, Spiritwalker, and her good stuff she tried to tell us is GONE WID DE WIND. And sad us; we never gits tuh read all dose great words. And I can tell you, she dont write many, but de ones she writes is always sommn I enjoys reading. So me says to her, "WHY IN DIS WORLD DOES YE NOT TAKE DE TIME TO COPY DOSE WORDS FORE YE hits dat send button?" She says, Me just forgits. So FOLKS, QUIT FORGITTING. IF KRAZY OLD ME CAN MEMBER IT.. YE YOUNGER ONES CAN TOO. Me got tired me hard earned posts going bye bye; so now me copies all uv dem. (cept once in a while; me gets in too big a hurry and not do it; and GUESS WHUT? At that very moment, dat hateful puter seems to realize dat me did not copy it, and den it takes advantage uv me neglect, and SENDS ME WORDS INTO DE WILD BLUE YONDER, JUST LIKE SPIRITWALKERS DOES. See, it catches me weak moment, and decides to make me pay; I say it is sometimes our enemy. for real. it will be not sent a single one away out into the wild;; but just let me fail to COPY ONE SINGLE POST, AND AWAY IT GOES! Now dat may seem like a tall-tale--- but me is telling de pure truth. Honest Abe-- opps, meant honest Jo. | |
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Nope, your evil surmissings is all wrong, mr jazzie. You hatred of truth sticks out all over you. reason you came back in here as jazz, is because YOU were 'bored' elsewhere. Regardless of your blindness which keeps you from acknowledging truth, you know in your heart the other boards are just play-things, as is the churches. they know no truth and want no truth. They also thought Paul, Peter, and Jesus were crazy. Remember the king told Paul much learning has made you MAD = crazy. See it was not Paul who was mad, it the king. In his ignorance, truth sounded crazy. It is the same with you and almost 100% of this world's people. Now our group is certainly NOT the only one this stuff happens to. It happens to them all. I have been there and seen and heard it all. In fact, yesterday I went to an adventist board, where the manager once (till yesterday) was a member here ( he tried every way possible to call Speaking in tongues of the devil etc. ) But he could prevail nothing, for he is not standing on the sound Rock, of Scripture. anyway I looked at a thread over there. I am telling you, it looked as if they were taking the Book of Revelation and litterally tearing it to shreds. It is a wonder God puts up with so much destroying of his truth. I felt like I had been in a wild jungle and got myself out of there. came back here and deleted that member. Not sorry to see him go either. Now for the long posts, I TEACH. I am not in here playing games. Not have time for that. If I just wanted to please people and play games, I would not be sitting here. I love the outdoors. I do not love sitting here. I do it for the Word of God and to help any little 'lost' sheep of God who might come in here. No wonder you can't learn. You too lazy to read. anyway, my posts only look long sometimes. because I make the words large enough for people to read without straining their eyes to death as yours is. Also, I place plenty of paragraphs, which makes it easy to read, and makes them look longer than they actually are. Yours tiny writting and no paragraphs, speaks of a lack of concern for others. and it is not that you do not know how, you just do not care. I care about the people who read my messages. I write to the glory of God, not to please scorners like you. So If you feel led to publish these messages, by all means do so. Maybe that is your calling. But I will not condence my messages because of lazy folks who will sit for hours watching the devil's messages on TV, or reading some puke novel. Now your 'paid' preachers are trained to cut down on their 'speaches' to 30 minutes. If they go over, they know they will upset their paycheck. How in this world you ever gonna expound truth in 30 minutes? and 29 of that is taken up with earthly junk. So go play. That is all you want. Go do your carnavals. See if it gives you eternal life, Scorner. |
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Now , after dat lashing frum my hatred, let me try and get back to this here fun post. I wrote another one yesterday for this here message, but not only did the message go bye bye, this whole computer went bye bye. Windows did a whooper of an error. I had to just cut it off, could not even get it to alt=delete start over. when it shut down, it locked down tight. Anyways, I hope I can redo that thinggie: Now if eny uv yeings has any funny stuff to adds to dis here funny stuff, just go aheads and posts it rat here. Make us laugh, fur as dey sayzzz a laugh a day keeps de booggies away. (after my scorner's scolding, me sure could use a good laugh. he sure takes all de fun out uv life) |
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Well, I sure enjoyed reading this old thread again. some uv de fun we used to have is still enjoyable now. Wish I could find de funny ones I did on a sign in or out one night, long ago....about the night coming in the day or rather the day coming in the night. But it would be practically impossible to ever find it. Back then, I did not know enough to save such things to special boards. but here is something I found on another site, which I think is funny and maybe some of you could use a good laugh today. Here it is: | Daily Christian Jokes | Church Feuds <LEFT></LEFT>
<LEFT>Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in the congregation. But when the pastor and choir director get into it, stand aside.</LEFT>
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<LEFT>One week our preacher preached on commitment, and how we should dedicate ourselves to service. The director then led the choir in singing, 'I Shall Not Be Moved.'</LEFT>
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<LEFT>The next Sunday, the preacher preached on giving and how we should gladly give to the work of the Lord. The choir director then led the song, 'Jesus Paid It All.'</LEFT>
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<LEFT>The next Sunday, the preacher preached on gossiping and how we should watch our tongues. The hymn was 'I Love To Tell The Story.'</LEFT>
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<LEFT>The preacher became disgusted over the situation. He told the congregation he was resigning next Sunday. The choir then sang 'Oh, Why Not Tonight.'</LEFT>
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<LEFT>When the preacher resigned the next week, he told the church that Jesus had led him there and Jesus was taking him away. The choir then sang, 'What A Friend We Have in Jesus.'</LEFT>
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Yes, Larry. I do not go much for jokes. but I really got a laugh off this one. |
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