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Haha, that was a good one,now one fer u.
There was a little old lady, who every morning. stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD!" One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated at the little old lady. Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell: "THERE IS NO LORD!" Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day. One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord! The next morning she stepped onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there. "PRAISE THE LORD!" she cried out. "HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!" The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted: "THERE IS NO LORD. I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!" The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM! |
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 Yes, to the Pure, all things are pure. They **(unbelievers)** know not that the Lord prepares the thoughts of the heart. So, the Precious Lord prepared the heart of the atheist to give the lady some food. She gave praise to the Lord for this.........in all things give thanks and praise to our Lord. It is He who has made us and not ourselves. To the Pure, all things are pure.  |
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| | | From: Isaiah | Sent: 3/10/2006 8:24 AM |
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.
>At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home,
>but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
>Therefore, he took out a card and wrote: "Revelation 3:20"
>on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
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>When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he
>found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this
>cryptic message: "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to
>check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
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>Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and
>knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the
>garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
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Thank you, Isaiah, for posting this here. I really enjoyed it! I told it to Wanna today, over the phone,,,while coming home in my new Van....she really got a good laugh from it.....said it was so cute. Have a great night,......day.......whatever.......hope to see you soon.........come and see my beautiful Van. me |
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| | | From: Isaiah | Sent: 3/11/2006 8:05 PM |
"I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
Who was this that was naked and afraid? |
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| From: Isaiah | Sent: 3/11/2006 3:05 PM | | "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
Who was this that was naked and afraid? | ************************************ What is your Answer? I assume it was and is the disobedient carnal, serpent mind.......of all the Adams of this world. |
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| | | From: Isaiah | Sent: 3/14/2006 10:55 PM |
Isa 46:10 - Declaring the end from the beginning, and from ancient times the things that are not yet done, saying, My counsel shall stand, and I will do all my pleasure:
Re 3:17 - Because thou sayest, I am rich, and increased with goods, and have need of nothing; and knowest not that thou art wretched, and miserable, and poor, and blind, and naked: Hope you see where this is going. Who was he talking to in Revelation 3:17? It had to be the same one in Gen. 3:10 |
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Absolutely! So God declared in Gen. one that He would make man in His own likeness.......the things which are not YET done......He is still working on that! His REST Day has not fulfilled yet. Yes, that carnal, serpent mind is naked......it is in all the disobedient...the rich, have-need-of-nothing folks who feel self-sufficient and do not need God's precious Acts 2:38 Salvation. Jesus paid for this.....yet these proud, Laodician church folks scorn it, reject it, refuse it, mock it, and end up in hell.....naked, blind and in need of everything! Great message you gave us. |
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Adam is the god of this naked, luke-warm, money-loving church. they are the church of Adam. they call it the church of god. they deceive themselves and all who listen to them. that is why they are the 'rich man'.......it is Adam. It is Cain. they are the rebellious, naked, church who refuses God's truth. they set up their own works......as did Adam......animal sacrifices......law keeping.....sabbath keeping....anything for self to be glorified...... = We did it. the paid preacher is their god. he is their deceiver. he craves the upper-most rooms at their feasts, the king's chair....and to be called of men... Rabbi...(pastor, evangelists, reverand, etc.) ...and knoweth not that her guests are in the depths of hell. her gates lead to hell. go not near her 'HOUSE'. |
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Very good teaching there FREEBORN and you are exactly right. These preachers are sitting in the seat of Satan. Re 2:13 - I know thy works, and where thou dwellest, even where Satan's seat is: and thou holdest fast my name, and hast not denied my faith, even in those days wherein Antipas was my faithful martyr, who was slain among you, where Satan dwelleth. |
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Lu 12:21 - So is he that layeth up treasure for himself, and is not rich toward God. Jas 1:10 - But the rich, in that he is made low: because as the flower of the grass he shall pass away.
Jas 1:11 - For the sun is no sooner risen with a burning heat, but it withereth the grass, and the flower thereof falleth, and the grace of the fashion of it perisheth: so also shall the rich man fade away in his ways. Jas 5:1 - Go to now, ye rich men, weep and howl for your miseries that shall come upon you. |
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Lu 12:18 - And he said, This will I do: I will pull down my barns, and build greater; and there will I bestow all my fruits and my goods. |
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Blessed are the EYES which see what you see! Blessed are the EARS which hear what you hear! Blessed are those who read your teachings.....for they are the pure truth of God's Holy word....not setting up false brethern for advantage.....so shall the 'rich' receive their just rewards .....of hell fire...for they have made merchandise of God's Word. Shame, shame on them. Thanks for this great insight! |
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