| Pre-trib *** Mid-Trib *** Post Trib *** pre-tribers ** mid-tribers ** post tribers ** (are there any other tribers which I am leaving out?) OH, yea. My favorite ones: No trib....no tribers. (bout to forget them, and they are the best ones.) Well, I just gotta get to this one also. If ever something makes a truth lover sick enough to get real vomitie, it is this one. ( I hope all of you will take the time to read all of this great message.) I fully understand God's use of the Word, vomit, as what the dog returns to. I will spew them out of my mouth. It is truly stomach turning. Well here goes: Let's see now>>>> which one to start with? Guess it matters not. so........ PRE-TRIB...... Pre-tribers..... Joshite 5:13.Watch out for the PRE-TRIB. It will occur down near the end. seven years of tribulation will then occur on the poor jews. but that lukewarm, seventh church will take a good long ride out through space. It may take most of the seven years to complete this longggggg journey. But it will be well worth it. For when you get there, you will be joined by thousands, at a long, white table, bull of great food. But don't eat too much, for your stomach will be too full for the longgggg journey back down to war invested earth. But by the time we get back, all of that will have simmered down a bit, and you will have a real good time once you get back home to jerusalem, where you will then get to rule the earth for a full 1,000 years. man's time, of course. so you Pre-tribers, have a lot of excitement coming up soon. very soon. End of verse. Now, for the next phase: Mid-trib >>>> Mid-tribers..... Simothsb 6: 45... Now all of you Mid-tribers, listen. It will be just as much fun to you as the pre-tribers are having sailing off for that joy-ride through space. Only thing is, you will take off just a short while later. Guess it will be about 3 1/2 years later, to be exact. So watch for it. After the pre-tribers talk off, and all the cars start running into each other as so many drivers plunged up through the tops of their cars, and all the trains wreck (for same reason)., and all hell confusion has been on earth for 3 years, then....BANG. Your big time has arrived......... You too can now take your joy-ride off through space. The early arrivals, the pre-tribers, will bout be finished with their marriage supper by now, and you can sit down and eat. But you will need to be in a bit of a more hurry than the first arivals, for the Post-Tribers, will be coming up next. (end of verse) Next phase: POST-TRIB>>>> Post tribers.... Menthiabj 10:56... Well you Post -tribers don't have much time to enjoy your supper. But get a quick bite and get ready to run back down through that space, to the earth. You got here a little late, but it is ok. We had decided to have all three servings for all of you. One good thing, there was not so much pandiomenium after you all left, as followed that first bunch, the pro-tribers. Folks kind of done got used to all of you taking off by the time your turn came around. So you did not cause so many wrecks and heart attacks of fear. But you only have a few scrapings left from all those others eating so much. Bet they all get a belly ache, and might end up like that old serpent, = crawling around on the ground on his belly. So now all you Pre-tribers, and all you mid-tribers, and you post-tribers, all need to get together and travel back down to earth. that seven years is up and you all need to get back down there as fast as you can. Before some other jerks take over the earth, which I meant for you all to rule over. Get up and get going. (sorry you did not have time to finish your supper. but nuthing much left anyway.) (end of verse) Matmarklk 7:35... So they all went back down to earth, after that terrible seven years of trib to the jew, and now maybe they will have learned their lesson and obey. So now you all can get together and have a big bash for 1,000 years. Good luck. Mama Babylon opps. forgetting something...those NO-TRIB...NO TRIBER FOLKS. Guess we will just leave them alone. No Scripture for them. They believed that old KJV. So forget them. They did not get to ride all the way through all that space and eat at that long white table. Guess they is still down there doing the same ole things they have always done. | 
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