I don't do windows because ...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
They are very good company

I don't disturb cobwebs because ...

I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't iron because ...
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because ...