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Toons&Jokes : A Cat , A Dog and A Fire Truck
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From: JimJim  (Original Message)Sent: 7/3/2003 7:32 AM
 
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the
station when he notices a little boy next door in a
little red wagon with a tiny ladders hung off the
side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The boy is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has
the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter
walks over to take a closer look.
 
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
 
"Thanks," says the little boy. As the fire fighter
looks a little closer, he notices the boy has tied the
wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
 
"Little partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how
to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around
the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
 
The little boy says, "You're probably right,
but then I wouldn't have a siren."


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From: JimJimSent: 9/30/2003 5:15 PM
Pissed Off Kitty
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From: JimJimSent: 1/20/2005 4:41 PM

Blonde Detectives

A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he showed the first blonde a picture for five seconds and then hid it. "This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?"


The first blonde answered, "That's easy! We'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"



The policeman said, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashed the picture at the second blonde and said, "This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?"

The second blonde giggled, flipped her hair and said, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"



The policeman angrily replied, "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing, because this is a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he showed the picture to the third blonde and said, in a very testy voice, "This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?" He quickly added, "And think hard before answering, so you don't say something completely idiotic."

The blonde looked at the picture intently for a moment and said, "Hmmmm...The suspect wears contact lenses."



The policeman was stunned speechless, because he honestly didn't know whether the suspect wore contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer...Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file, and I'll get back to you on that." He left the room and went to his office, checked the suspect's file in his computer, and came back beaming. "Wow!" he said, "I can't believe it...It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! But how were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses, because he only has one eye and one ear."


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From: JimJimSent: 8/21/2008 8:43 AM
I cannot respond to my emails today,
something has crashed on my computer
                           and the mouse is missing...

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