Don't take life too seriously. Some strange things do happen.

  BUFORD'S GOT THE SHINGLES

  DOESN'T IT SEEM THAT MORE AND MORE PHYSICIANS ARE RUNNING 

THEIR PRACTICES LIKE AN ASSEMBLY LINE 

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED TO BUFORD.......... BUFORD WALKED INTO A  DOCTOR'S OFFICE AND THE 

RECEPTIONIST ASKED HIM WHAT HE HAD........BUFORD SAID , "SHINGLES." SO SHE TOOK DOWN HIS 

NAME, ADDRESS,MEDICAL INSURANCE NUMBER AND TOLD HIM TO HAVE A SEAT.

FIFTEEN MINUTES  LATER A NURSE'S AIDE CAME OUT AND ASKED BUFORD  WHAT HE HAD ...... 

BUFORD SAID, "SHINGLES." SO SHE TOOK DOWN HIS HEIGHT, WEIGHT,A COMPLETE MEDICAL HISTORY 

AND TOLD BUFORD TO WAIT IN THE EXAMINING ROOM.

A HALF HOUR LATER A NURSE CAME IN AND ASKED BUFORD WHAT HE HAD.  BUFORD SAID, "SHINGLES."

SO SHE GAVE BUFORD A BLOOD TEST,A BLOOD PRESSURE TEST AND     ELECTROCARDIOGRAM; TOLD 

BUFORD TO TAKE OFF ALL HIS CLOTHES AND WAIT FOR THE DOCTOR.

AN HOUR LATER THE DOCTOR CAME IN AND ASKED BUFORD WHAT HE HAD.  BUFORD SAID, "SHINGLES."

THE DOCTOR SAID, "WHERE?"

 BUFORD SAID, "OUTSIDE , ON THE TRUCK. WHERE DO YOU WANT THEM?"