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Toons&Jokes : DUH !! Actual headlines...
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From: MSN NicknameTheButterflyJanice  (Original Message)Sent: 7/27/2008 2:24 PM

DUH !! Actual headlines...

 

 

 

 

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.  
 

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

      No, really? 

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 

Now that's taking things a bit far!

  

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 

What a guy!  

 

Miners Refuse to Work after Death!

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!

  

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

War Dims Hope for Peace 

I can see where it might have that effect!

 If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 

Who would have thought!

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police   Suspect Homicide  

They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges 

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?! 

Oklahoma's construction program! 

Man Struck By lightning: Faces Battery Charge 

 He probably IS the battery charge

 New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 

Weren't they fat enough?!

  

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

  

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 

Do they taste like chicken?

 Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 

 Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 

Boy, are they tall!

  

And the winner is.... 

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 


 
Did I read that right?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!

 




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