1) Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
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2) Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant
like making a peeing section in a swimming pool ? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
3) OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs,"
what does that make the Tennessee Titans ?
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4) If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea
...does that mean that one enjoys it ? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
5) There are three religious truths: a) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. b) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. c) Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
6) If people from Poland are called Poles,
why aren't people from Holland called Holes ? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
7) Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?
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8) If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled ? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
9) Why do croutons come in airtight packages ?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with ? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
10) Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist
but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist ?
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