I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. --David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. --Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just cannorft face each other, but still they stay together.--Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you will b e happy.
If you get a bad one, you will become a philosopher. --Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.--Dumas
She great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? --Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. -Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." -Henny Youngman
"I do not worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison
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